A priest hooks a huge fish. Helping him reel it in, a sailor says, "Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!"
"Hey, mind your language!" says the priest.
Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, "Sorry father, b ... read full comment
A priest hooks a huge fish. Helping him reel it in, a sailor says, "Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!"
"Hey, mind your language!" says the priest.
Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, "Sorry father, but that's what this fish is called - it's a Fucker fish." Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church.
"Look at this huge fucker," says the priest, spotting the bishop.
"Language, please! This is God's house," replies the bishop.
"No, no - that's what this fish is called," says the priest.
"Oh," says the bishop, scratching his chin. "I could clean that fucker and we could have it for dinner".
So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior. "Could you cook this fucker for dinner tonight?" he asks her.
"My, what language!" she exclaims, clearly shocked.
"No, sister that's what the fish is called - a fucker," says the bishop.
Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, "Wonderful, I'll cook that fucker tonight - the Pope is coming for dinner!"
The fish tastes just great and the Pope asks where they got it.
"Well, I caught the fucker!" says the priest.
"And I cleaned the fucker!" says the bishop.
"And I cooked the fucker!" says the mother superior.
The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours himself a whiskey and says, "You know what? You cunts are alright".
ELINAM 8 years ago
Africans are conquered people and the gate keepers for the enemy are the catholic its allied churches.
Until we wake up to see these forces as evil disrupters to progress God's own people the black race, we won't go anywhere ... read full comment
Africans are conquered people and the gate keepers for the enemy are the catholic its allied churches.
Until we wake up to see these forces as evil disrupters to progress God's own people the black race, we won't go anywhere soon.
Freeman 8 years ago
God, devil, heaven, hell, angels and demons are all unseen and unreal. They are all imaginations of primitive culture, which have survived on the wave of religion for more than 2000 years. There is no real basis for religion ... read full comment
God, devil, heaven, hell, angels and demons are all unseen and unreal. They are all imaginations of primitive culture, which have survived on the wave of religion for more than 2000 years. There is no real basis for religion and faith at all. Don't let them fool you. Free your mind and live a good life.
LARYEAH 8 years ago
"THE FOOLISH SAYS IN THEIR HEART THERE IS NO GOD". YOU BETTER REPENT AND TAKE JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOR AND FREE YOURSELF.
"THE FOOLISH SAYS IN THEIR HEART THERE IS NO GOD". YOU BETTER REPENT AND TAKE JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOR AND FREE YOURSELF.
Thankful man 8 years ago
"Freeman", why do you read articles such as these? Is it so you can irritate believers with your comments? That is sad.
"Freeman", why do you read articles such as these? Is it so you can irritate believers with your comments? That is sad.
Joe Moore 8 years ago
the hidden truth in the plain sight! africans are the truly choosing people.black Egyptian are first to start Scientology build the great pyramid in fact the Hebrews we heard about in the Bibles are actually the black people ... read full comment
the hidden truth in the plain sight! africans are the truly choosing people.black Egyptian are first to start Scientology build the great pyramid in fact the Hebrews we heard about in the Bibles are actually the black people.in fact Christianity exist before Jesus Christ.
people would ask how can the be true. but don't forget that Jesus Christ himself was baptize by someone. so what religion that person practice?? see?? so a new Jesus which is now whiteman is calculated to deceive the africans and the world that whiteman is the son of God.
the actual Jesus Christ is black man! the whole thing is calculated to demonized black people.what happen to our civilizations?? how could we not have any history about our civilization apart from slavery?
and how could our civilization lost in such extend? the truth is hidden in the Bible! OUR HISTORY is hidden in the Bible!
mary 8 years ago
elinam...dd de pastor in ur church teach u dat bearing false witness is a sin?? you aa bold enaf to call some1's church evil...God bless u
elinam...dd de pastor in ur church teach u dat bearing false witness is a sin?? you aa bold enaf to call some1's church evil...God bless u
SGT ANANI FIADZOE 8 years ago
Most Rev. John Yaw Afoakwah, you are nothing before the Ga wulomo. And if you want to fool yourself with your foreign religion which you dont even understand, go and challenge Antoa. Even the Pope will not dare.
Most Rev. John Yaw Afoakwah, you are nothing before the Ga wulomo. And if you want to fool yourself with your foreign religion which you dont even understand, go and challenge Antoa. Even the Pope will not dare.
AKPINI 8 years ago
you are very useless and hopeless man, and u dont know what u are talking about, very soon angle will come to u
you are very useless and hopeless man, and u dont know what u are talking about, very soon angle will come to u
PRINCEWILLY@YMAIL.COM 8 years ago
MY UNCLES CONTROL THE KLIKOR AFEGAME SHRINE AND THE SHRINE AT NOGOKPO AND THE PLACE IS STILL BACKWARD.
THE DEVIL HAS POWER BUT THEIR POWER IS LIMITED.
THE WORD OF GOD SAYS RIGHTEOUSNESS EXULT A NATION BUT SIN IS A REPRTOACH ... read full comment
MY UNCLES CONTROL THE KLIKOR AFEGAME SHRINE AND THE SHRINE AT NOGOKPO AND THE PLACE IS STILL BACKWARD.
THE DEVIL HAS POWER BUT THEIR POWER IS LIMITED.
THE WORD OF GOD SAYS RIGHTEOUSNESS EXULT A NATION BUT SIN IS A REPRTOACH TO A NATION.
LOOK AT SOUTHERN VOLTA AND YOU CAN SEE THAT THOSE BELIEFS HAVE KEPT THE AREA BACKWARD.
LARYEAH 8 years ago
WHO IS ANTOA! ANTOA IS USELESS AND I SPIT ON IT! YOU MUST REPENT AND TAKE JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOR.
WHO IS ANTOA! ANTOA IS USELESS AND I SPIT ON IT! YOU MUST REPENT AND TAKE JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOR.
PRINCEWILLY@YMAIL.COM 8 years ago
ANTOA GETS MAHAMAS DEAD GOAT AND IS EATEN BY MAHAMAS VULTURE.
ANTOA GETS MAHAMAS DEAD GOAT AND IS EATEN BY MAHAMAS VULTURE.
mary 8 years ago
mr who ever u are....if u gat nothing better to post...den dnt post @ all
mr who ever u are....if u gat nothing better to post...den dnt post @ all
mary 8 years ago
okay...this s very funny
okay...this s very funny
Ekow Samuel-NOISIEL-France. 8 years ago
IT IS VERY FINE AND GOOD TALKS. GOD BLESS YOU ALL Oman Ghana.
IT IS VERY FINE AND GOOD TALKS. GOD BLESS YOU ALL Oman Ghana.
Godfrey GodFearing 8 years ago
Read the scripture. It's full of curses. God cursed the snake after it tempted Eve and Adam. Noah cursed Ham condemning him to permanent servility. Find something better to preach.
Read the scripture. It's full of curses. God cursed the snake after it tempted Eve and Adam. Noah cursed Ham condemning him to permanent servility. Find something better to preach.
AKPINI 8 years ago
you are hopeless man and useless person, know How to talk or Angle will visit u very soon
you are hopeless man and useless person, know How to talk or Angle will visit u very soon
mary 8 years ago
godfrey...de fact dat God cursed dsnt me we hv d authority to do so....n if u fnk u cn preach better yy dnt u take d pulpit
godfrey...de fact dat God cursed dsnt me we hv d authority to do so....n if u fnk u cn preach better yy dnt u take d pulpit
AKPINI 8 years ago
thank-you the only ture church of jesus , the catholic church.
thank-you the only ture church of jesus , the catholic church.
.USMAN. 8 years ago
Go and see how Prez Mahama of Ghana has transformed Gonjaland with Ghana money just within the two and half years that he has been in power. Every town, village and hamlet in Gonjaland has received a facelift with new facilit ... read full comment
Go and see how Prez Mahama of Ghana has transformed Gonjaland with Ghana money just within the two and half years that he has been in power. Every town, village and hamlet in Gonjaland has received a facelift with new facilities such as roads, toilet facilities, markets, mosques, good quality water projects, electricity extension projects, etc. The question is did J. J. Rawlings do the same thing to Voltarians when he was in power for twenty years? What about Atta Mills. The good old Prof was in power for three and a half years yet he was not selfish to only concentrate on his people in Ekumfi Etuam and the central Region but rather his whole thought was for the general good. No wonder under the care of Prez Mills, Ghana achieved a growth rate of 11%, single digit inflation and the smooth implementation of the Single Spine Pay Policy where newly recruited police personnel received the nominal equivalence of 500dollars as monthly salary. Compare these achievements to the nepotism and selfish policies of the Mahama government that has crippled the Ghanaian economy. I really weep for Ewes and Fantis whose votes brought Mahama to power and yet are the hardest hit by the current hardship prevailing in the country.
M Berger 8 years ago
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3D 8 years ago
When the conduct of Christians can be akin to murderers in recent times, and Christianity has no solutions to the social problems confronting us what do expect. Any rational being is seeking solutions to everyday problems con ... read full comment
When the conduct of Christians can be akin to murderers in recent times, and Christianity has no solutions to the social problems confronting us what do expect. Any rational being is seeking solutions to everyday problems confronting him or her and if curses can solve such problems, why not. As Africans, Christianity has caused more harm than good to us. Make a dispassionate observation and see the inference. We consider people for employment, scholarships etc for instance because they are our church members and not on merits. Tell me where in the Bible, the official manual for Christians that we should discriminate? Christianity has succeeded in institutionalizing discrimination which never existed in African societies. A very bad religion the wise shun. Christians have become celebrated liers, dishonest, murderous etc people in our time.
JUDE 8 years ago
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Thank you.
Father John. 8 years ago
He was assisted by the parish priest, Rev. Father John Kenneth Coffie, during the visit, which coincided with the celebration of the Corpus Christi, one of the greatest feasts of the Catholic Church, "where the body of Christ ... read full comment
He was assisted by the parish priest, Rev. Father John Kenneth Coffie, during the visit, which coincided with the celebration of the Corpus Christi, one of the greatest feasts of the Catholic Church, "where the body of Christ was displayed in public" Was the body of Christ HIDDEN somewhere that it has to be displayed in public at this time? Eeiiii, my Catholic people, let's move away from religion and practice REAL CHRISTIANITY.
mary 8 years ago
you call urself a christian but ur comment shows dat u hv no faith in u @ all
you call urself a christian but ur comment shows dat u hv no faith in u @ all
Joe Moore 8 years ago
you attach every comments against Christianity. do you even understand the Bibles? maybe not. because the Bibles is full of secrets and lies. don't be brain wash my dear. if you can take you time to read the Bibles words to ... read full comment
you attach every comments against Christianity. do you even understand the Bibles? maybe not. because the Bibles is full of secrets and lies. don't be brain wash my dear. if you can take you time to read the Bibles words to words you would begin to see the hidden truth.
Koo Nimo 8 years ago
A lot of Ghanain christains also a a black pot (juju) under their beds
A lot of Ghanain christains also a a black pot (juju) under their beds
PRINCEWILLY@YMAIL.COM 8 years ago
There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Everyday, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn't she know there i ... read full comment
There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Everyday, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn't she know there isn't a God?"
Many times while she was praying, he would go to her house and harass her, saying "Lady, why do you pray all the time? Don't you know there is no God?" But she kept on praying.
One day, she ran out of groceries. As usual, she was praying to the Lord explaining her situation and thanking Him for what He was gonna do.
AS USUAL, the atheist heard her praying and thought to himself. "Hmph . . .I'll fix her."
He went to the grocery store, bought a whole bunch of groceries, took them to her house, dropped them off on the front porch, rang the door bell and then hid in the bushes to see what she would do. When she opened the door and saw the groceries, she began to praise the Lord with all her heart, jumping, singing and shoutin' everywhere!
The atheist then jumped out of the bushes and told her, "You ol'crazy lady, God didn't buy you those groceries, I bought those groceries!"
Well, she broke out and started running down the street, shouting and praising the Lord. When he finally caught her, he asked what her problem was . . .
She said, "I knew the Lord would provide me with some groceries, but I didn't know he was gonna make the devil pay for them!"
Michael Latino Daasebre 8 years ago
may God forgive all those attacking the bishop, are u working for Antoa, the bible says, we have been given dominion to walk on scorpions and snakes.
The prelate is of spirit and antoa can never do him anything.
As the bibl ... read full comment
may God forgive all those attacking the bishop, are u working for Antoa, the bible says, we have been given dominion to walk on scorpions and snakes.
The prelate is of spirit and antoa can never do him anything.
As the bible says, "Touch not my annointed, do my prophets no harm"
May God forgive u all for attacking the bishop's words and personalit.
The bishop is right, as Christian(catholic) why should u curse when u understand the new commandment Jesus gave us, which is "Love".
"Love ur neighbor as thyself".
Sister Mary, l never know u buh tanx for backing the local ordinary of Obuasi diocese.
U can whatsapp me 0554232819
A priest hooks a huge fish. Helping him reel it in, a sailor says, "Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!"
"Hey, mind your language!" says the priest.
Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, "Sorry father, b ...
read full comment
Africans are conquered people and the gate keepers for the enemy are the catholic its allied churches.
Until we wake up to see these forces as evil disrupters to progress God's own people the black race, we won't go anywhere ...
read full comment
God, devil, heaven, hell, angels and demons are all unseen and unreal. They are all imaginations of primitive culture, which have survived on the wave of religion for more than 2000 years. There is no real basis for religion ...
read full comment
"THE FOOLISH SAYS IN THEIR HEART THERE IS NO GOD". YOU BETTER REPENT AND TAKE JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOR AND FREE YOURSELF.
"Freeman", why do you read articles such as these? Is it so you can irritate believers with your comments? That is sad.
the hidden truth in the plain sight! africans are the truly choosing people.black Egyptian are first to start Scientology build the great pyramid in fact the Hebrews we heard about in the Bibles are actually the black people ...
read full comment
elinam...dd de pastor in ur church teach u dat bearing false witness is a sin?? you aa bold enaf to call some1's church evil...God bless u
Most Rev. John Yaw Afoakwah, you are nothing before the Ga wulomo. And if you want to fool yourself with your foreign religion which you dont even understand, go and challenge Antoa. Even the Pope will not dare.
you are very useless and hopeless man, and u dont know what u are talking about, very soon angle will come to u
MY UNCLES CONTROL THE KLIKOR AFEGAME SHRINE AND THE SHRINE AT NOGOKPO AND THE PLACE IS STILL BACKWARD.
THE DEVIL HAS POWER BUT THEIR POWER IS LIMITED.
THE WORD OF GOD SAYS RIGHTEOUSNESS EXULT A NATION BUT SIN IS A REPRTOACH ...
read full comment
WHO IS ANTOA! ANTOA IS USELESS AND I SPIT ON IT! YOU MUST REPENT AND TAKE JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOR.
ANTOA GETS MAHAMAS DEAD GOAT AND IS EATEN BY MAHAMAS VULTURE.
mr who ever u are....if u gat nothing better to post...den dnt post @ all
okay...this s very funny
IT IS VERY FINE AND GOOD TALKS. GOD BLESS YOU ALL Oman Ghana.
Read the scripture. It's full of curses. God cursed the snake after it tempted Eve and Adam. Noah cursed Ham condemning him to permanent servility. Find something better to preach.
you are hopeless man and useless person, know How to talk or Angle will visit u very soon
godfrey...de fact dat God cursed dsnt me we hv d authority to do so....n if u fnk u cn preach better yy dnt u take d pulpit
thank-you the only ture church of jesus , the catholic church.
Go and see how Prez Mahama of Ghana has transformed Gonjaland with Ghana money just within the two and half years that he has been in power. Every town, village and hamlet in Gonjaland has received a facelift with new facilit ...
read full comment
we are an international law firm that can help people to get a legal EU/Schengen visa to live and work in Europe. For more information contact mkberger@gmail.com
When the conduct of Christians can be akin to murderers in recent times, and Christianity has no solutions to the social problems confronting us what do expect. Any rational being is seeking solutions to everyday problems con ...
read full comment
Borborbor Borborbor Borborbor we are Emmanuel Borborbor group located at Abeka Lapas, call us for your wedding, fineral, outdooring, parties and any event for a live band show.
Contact Jude on 0209158777 for more info.
Than ...
read full comment
He was assisted by the parish priest, Rev. Father John Kenneth Coffie, during the visit, which coincided with the celebration of the Corpus Christi, one of the greatest feasts of the Catholic Church, "where the body of Christ ...
read full comment
you call urself a christian but ur comment shows dat u hv no faith in u @ all
you attach every comments against Christianity. do you even understand the Bibles? maybe not. because the Bibles is full of secrets and lies. don't be brain wash my dear. if you can take you time to read the Bibles words to ...
read full comment
A lot of Ghanain christains also a a black pot (juju) under their beds
There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Everyday, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn't she know there i ...
read full comment
may God forgive all those attacking the bishop, are u working for Antoa, the bible says, we have been given dominion to walk on scorpions and snakes.
The prelate is of spirit and antoa can never do him anything.
As the bibl ...
read full comment