To celebrate their 7th anniversary, a man and his wife spend the weekend at an exclusive golf resort in Achimota . He is a pretty good golfer, but she only just started. When they head down to the golf course after a lavish l ... read full comment
To celebrate their 7th anniversary, a man and his wife spend the weekend at an exclusive golf resort in Achimota . He is a pretty good golfer, but she only just started. When they head down to the golf course after a lavish lunch and a bottle of champagne, they notice a beautiful mansion a couple of hundred yards behind the first hole.
"Let's be extra careful, honey," the husband says, "If we damage that house over there, it'll cost us a fortune."
The wife nods, tees off and - bang! - sends the ball right through the window of the mansion.
"Jesus Christ," the husband says. "I told you to watch out for that house. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see what the damage is."
They walk up to the house and knock on the door.
"Come on in," a voice in the house says.
The couple open the door and enter the foyer. The living room is a mess. There are pieces of glass all over the floor and a broken bottle near the window. A man sits on the couch.
When the couple enter the room, he gets up and says, "Are you the guys who just broke my window?"
"Um, yeah," the husband replies, "sorry about that."
"Not at all, it's me who has to thank you. I'm a genie and was trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. You've just released me. To show my gratitude, I'm allowed to grant each of you a wish. But - I'll require one favor in return."
"Really? That's great!" the husband says. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem - that's the least I can do. And you, what do you want?" the genie asks, looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," the wife says.
The genie smiles. "Consider it done."
"And what's this favor we must grant in return, genie?" the husband asks.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that stupid bottle for the last thousand years, I haven't had sex with a woman for a very long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband scratches his head, looks at the wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all these houses, honey. So I guess I'm fine if it's alright with you."
The genie and the wife disappear in a room upstairs and make love for an hour, while the husband stays in the living room.
When they are done, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife and asks, "How old exactly is your husband?"
"31," she replies.
"And he still believes in genies? That's amazing
perii 8 years ago
Well most Christians still believe that God moulded clay and breathed into it and it turned into a man. They still believe that Adam slept and took part of his ribs to create a woman. "God created the world and rested. God cr ... read full comment
Well most Christians still believe that God moulded clay and breathed into it and it turned into a man. They still believe that Adam slept and took part of his ribs to create a woman. "God created the world and rested. God created Man and rested God created Woman and since then neither Man nor God has ever rested".
One love 8 years ago
Scamer
Scamer
CAPO 8 years ago
u r wasting de page.... gimiiiii
u r wasting de page.... gimiiiii
VINCEY,NJ 8 years ago
Prince, so the greedy fools were scammed,by a mere mortal, cos a genie is a myth.
Prince, so the greedy fools were scammed,by a mere mortal, cos a genie is a myth.
Joe Turkey 8 years ago
With all your security and intelligence experience, why would you come on national television to tell the world what the scammers should have done. Perhaps the Police intelligence unit should have been the first to apply and ... read full comment
With all your security and intelligence experience, why would you come on national television to tell the world what the scammers should have done. Perhaps the Police intelligence unit should have been the first to apply and find a way to get to get to these "recruiters".
One love 8 years ago
I suggest the public, we should he help the police with information for our own secure
I suggest the public, we should he help the police with information for our own secure
CAPO 8 years ago
hmmmmm EyE asEm ooooooooooooo
hmmmmm EyE asEm ooooooooooooo
yensiamoa 8 years ago
NDC members are going to be recruited as usual. It is a 'cocoa season' for the NDC executives. Is that how a country is ruled? Nepotism, corruption, bribery, are the order of the day of the NDC government. Ghana is rotten to ... read full comment
NDC members are going to be recruited as usual. It is a 'cocoa season' for the NDC executives. Is that how a country is ruled? Nepotism, corruption, bribery, are the order of the day of the NDC government. Ghana is rotten to the bone.
Justice for all 8 years ago
Recruitment of personnels into the security services by political parties is not something new in Ghana. Prior to 2016 ELECTIONS people bought police forms but they were not call for enlistmem and those who didnt and had no ... read full comment
Recruitment of personnels into the security services by political parties is not something new in Ghana. Prior to 2016 ELECTIONS people bought police forms but they were not call for enlistmem and those who didnt and had no requirements were loaded to depots for training.
Koif - USA 8 years ago
If the Police is not accepting BECE holders who are they recruiting. Graduates from the Universities? TWEAAAAAAAAAAA. That is the reason why there is so much unemployment in the country. I am wondering when they stopped accep ... read full comment
If the Police is not accepting BECE holders who are they recruiting. Graduates from the Universities? TWEAAAAAAAAAAA. That is the reason why there is so much unemployment in the country. I am wondering when they stopped accepting BECE holders. He did not tell us tho they are accepting and we need to know. Keep it a secrete so that you can accept bribes.
Justice for all 8 years ago
Kofi usa you are big fool. They man said when its time it will be advertised in dailies . Can they do the advert without telling or mentioning the requirements? Find some job for urself and stop fooling on the net
Kofi usa you are big fool. They man said when its time it will be advertised in dailies . Can they do the advert without telling or mentioning the requirements? Find some job for urself and stop fooling on the net
ATINGA 8 years ago
its a lie
Masa I some voltarians with BECE certs
they can't even speak good English
its a lie
Masa I some voltarians with BECE certs
they can't even speak good English
Obroni 8 years ago
I got to know that,if sombody like to go in the policeservice, he have to be stupid,criminal corrupt and mean in the charakter,he dont need any BECE or
have to come from the Uni.
I got to know that,if sombody like to go in the policeservice, he have to be stupid,criminal corrupt and mean in the charakter,he dont need any BECE or
have to come from the Uni.
obroni 8 years ago
u cnt even write simple English. Ur spellings are so bad yet u are insulting police officers. Fool like u.
u cnt even write simple English. Ur spellings are so bad yet u are insulting police officers. Fool like u.
obroni 8 years ago
u cnt even write simple English. Ur spellings are so bad yet u are insulting police officers. Fool like u.
u cnt even write simple English. Ur spellings are so bad yet u are insulting police officers. Fool like u.
controller staff 8 years ago
Have you checked your spelling as well? Lol.
Have you checked your spelling as well? Lol.
Yaw 8 years ago
Ignorance, illiteracy & " too known" is killing some Ghanaians. Not every police officer works in a police station & not every officer deals with the public. So where are they gonna take the bribe from?
Do u know the number ... read full comment
Ignorance, illiteracy & " too known" is killing some Ghanaians. Not every police officer works in a police station & not every officer deals with the public. So where are they gonna take the bribe from?
Do u know the number of police officers with degrees? Abt 70% of them. Everyone in the service is upgrading him or herself. But the moment they see u in uniform they link u to all sort of nasty things.
So many officers are lawyers, graduate nurses, lab. technicians and doctors.
There are so many people who have completed their body selection, exams & medicals and are on waiting list. So if they need people to go to training, those on the waiting list will go hence no need for new recruitment.
retired officer 8 years ago
The are two main groups of police officers; JUNIOR & SNR. RANKS.
If u apply with WASSCE(shs) or DIPLOMA, u will b enlisted into the junior rank category.
If u apply with DEGREE, MASTERS or PhD, u will b enlisted into the se ... read full comment
The are two main groups of police officers; JUNIOR & SNR. RANKS.
If u apply with WASSCE(shs) or DIPLOMA, u will b enlisted into the junior rank category.
If u apply with DEGREE, MASTERS or PhD, u will b enlisted into the senior rank category.
Almost 90% of prosecutors who stand in court and 'battle' with lawyers are police officers. Yet they win their cases for the country. The Attorney General's dep. has only 185 prosecutors.
Philips 8 years ago
the Ghana Police must stop selling recruitment forms. The forms must be provided from their allocated budget. After all, how much does A4 paper cost to print the forms?
the Ghana Police must stop selling recruitment forms. The forms must be provided from their allocated budget. After all, how much does A4 paper cost to print the forms?
Abdul Jalil 8 years ago
Please is the recruitment forms out. Please I have Diploma in integrated community development, and read Research, human relationship, economics, conflict management and peace building etc.
Please is the recruitment forms out. Please I have Diploma in integrated community development, and read Research, human relationship, economics, conflict management and peace building etc.
Aasa 8 years ago
Sp cephas artthur is 5.8 inch tall.smh
Sp cephas artthur is 5.8 inch tall.smh
DONBOLI 8 years ago
Every 18 years old can join the Police service. Why should a police office make the Laws for us. The police has or should have people who do not speak English in the service.
Discrimination at the first order.
Every 18 years old can join the Police service. Why should a police office make the Laws for us. The police has or should have people who do not speak English in the service.
Discrimination at the first order.
Yeboah O'Brien 8 years ago
good idea sir
good idea sir
Ex-filler 8 years ago
When Will 2016 Ghana Police Form Be Out
When Will 2016 Ghana Police Form Be Out
Olsaty 8 years ago
Those who make comment on GH police service are all big foollllls Basterd Mad peopls.Untrained Child's .
Those who make comment on GH police service are all big foollllls Basterd Mad peopls.Untrained Child's .
Tophe 8 years ago
Man, they can hold the highest qualification in Ghana but the baseline is the same! Right under the nose of the police directing traffic at Tema Roundabout, some folks joining the roundabout from Tema dish out money to civili ... read full comment
Man, they can hold the highest qualification in Ghana but the baseline is the same! Right under the nose of the police directing traffic at Tema Roundabout, some folks joining the roundabout from Tema dish out money to civilian corroborators of the Police and use a bypass they have created at the Garage side to enter dangerously into the roundabout. Sorry to say but the Ghana Police remains Ghana Police!
cpl dramani mahamadu 8 years ago
we will defiantly get the culprit's
we will defiantly get the culprit's
Ali 8 years ago
Ali
Ali
BIGGILS 8 years ago
I want to join.:buh u guys rr discouragin me wd ur unsensibl comments:..dose who rr accusin Gh police,FIRE GO BON U ALL nonsense...afta all dey go for their monthly salary wada dey wrk hard or not.so wats ur probl at all..u ... read full comment
I want to join.:buh u guys rr discouragin me wd ur unsensibl comments:..dose who rr accusin Gh police,FIRE GO BON U ALL nonsense...afta all dey go for their monthly salary wada dey wrk hard or not.so wats ur probl at all..u guys shud mind ur speech
To celebrate their 7th anniversary, a man and his wife spend the weekend at an exclusive golf resort in Achimota . He is a pretty good golfer, but she only just started. When they head down to the golf course after a lavish l ...
read full comment
Well most Christians still believe that God moulded clay and breathed into it and it turned into a man. They still believe that Adam slept and took part of his ribs to create a woman. "God created the world and rested. God cr ...
read full comment
Scamer
u r wasting de page.... gimiiiii
Prince, so the greedy fools were scammed,by a mere mortal, cos a genie is a myth.
With all your security and intelligence experience, why would you come on national television to tell the world what the scammers should have done. Perhaps the Police intelligence unit should have been the first to apply and ...
read full comment
I suggest the public, we should he help the police with information for our own secure
hmmmmm EyE asEm ooooooooooooo
NDC members are going to be recruited as usual. It is a 'cocoa season' for the NDC executives. Is that how a country is ruled? Nepotism, corruption, bribery, are the order of the day of the NDC government. Ghana is rotten to ...
read full comment
Recruitment of personnels into the security services by political parties is not something new in Ghana. Prior to 2016 ELECTIONS people bought police forms but they were not call for enlistmem and those who didnt and had no ...
read full comment
If the Police is not accepting BECE holders who are they recruiting. Graduates from the Universities? TWEAAAAAAAAAAA. That is the reason why there is so much unemployment in the country. I am wondering when they stopped accep ...
read full comment
Kofi usa you are big fool. They man said when its time it will be advertised in dailies . Can they do the advert without telling or mentioning the requirements? Find some job for urself and stop fooling on the net
its a lie
Masa I some voltarians with BECE certs
they can't even speak good English
I got to know that,if sombody like to go in the policeservice, he have to be stupid,criminal corrupt and mean in the charakter,he dont need any BECE or
have to come from the Uni.
u cnt even write simple English. Ur spellings are so bad yet u are insulting police officers. Fool like u.
u cnt even write simple English. Ur spellings are so bad yet u are insulting police officers. Fool like u.
Have you checked your spelling as well? Lol.
Ignorance, illiteracy & " too known" is killing some Ghanaians. Not every police officer works in a police station & not every officer deals with the public. So where are they gonna take the bribe from?
Do u know the number ...
read full comment
The are two main groups of police officers; JUNIOR & SNR. RANKS.
If u apply with WASSCE(shs) or DIPLOMA, u will b enlisted into the junior rank category.
If u apply with DEGREE, MASTERS or PhD, u will b enlisted into the se ...
read full comment
the Ghana Police must stop selling recruitment forms. The forms must be provided from their allocated budget. After all, how much does A4 paper cost to print the forms?
Please is the recruitment forms out. Please I have Diploma in integrated community development, and read Research, human relationship, economics, conflict management and peace building etc.
Sp cephas artthur is 5.8 inch tall.smh
Every 18 years old can join the Police service. Why should a police office make the Laws for us. The police has or should have people who do not speak English in the service.
Discrimination at the first order.
good idea sir
When Will 2016 Ghana Police Form Be Out
Those who make comment on GH police service are all big foollllls Basterd Mad peopls.Untrained Child's .
Man, they can hold the highest qualification in Ghana but the baseline is the same! Right under the nose of the police directing traffic at Tema Roundabout, some folks joining the roundabout from Tema dish out money to civili ...
read full comment
we will defiantly get the culprit's
Ali
I want to join.:buh u guys rr discouragin me wd ur unsensibl comments:..dose who rr accusin Gh police,FIRE GO BON U ALL nonsense...afta all dey go for their monthly salary wada dey wrk hard or not.so wats ur probl at all..u ...
read full comment