A monkey one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.
As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the fi ... read full comment
A monkey one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.
As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life.
"Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight.
Lots of other monkeys, all free and nibbling on bananas. "Hey," he called. "I'm a monkey from the laboratory and I've just escaped.
Are you wild monkeys?" "Yes. Come and join us," they cried.
Our friend trotted over to them and started eating the bananas. It tasted so good. "What else do you wild monkeys do?" he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them." This, he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful.
Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?" "You see that tree there? It's got papayas growing in it. We eat that as well." The papayas tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. "It's fantastic out here in the world" he told them. "So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't." The wild monkeys all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here." "I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the lab. I'm dying for a cigarette."
me 9 years ago
VERY NICE, PRINCEWILLY!
VERY NICE, PRINCEWILLY!
PRINCEWILLY@YMAIL.COM 9 years ago
An Alcoholic, a Chain Smoker and a Homosexual go to the doctor.
The doctor says: "If any of you indulge one more time you'll die."
As they walk home they pass a bar. The Alcoholic has a shot of whiskey, falls off his s ... read full comment
An Alcoholic, a Chain Smoker and a Homosexual go to the doctor.
The doctor says: "If any of you indulge one more time you'll die."
As they walk home they pass a bar. The Alcoholic has a shot of whiskey, falls off his stool stone cold dead. His friends are shocked.
As they walk along they come upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground still burning. The Homosexual looks at the Chain Smoker and says: "If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead!"
me 9 years ago
LOL!
LOL!
sASRAKU 9 years ago
Who wrote this nonsense? Mahama and his cronies can do more damage to your health than smoking cigarettes. Get a life and report well.
Who wrote this nonsense? Mahama and his cronies can do more damage to your health than smoking cigarettes. Get a life and report well.
Niki 9 years ago
You take the advice or leave it because no one is forcing the advice on you. Got it?
You take the advice or leave it because no one is forcing the advice on you. Got it?
Niki 9 years ago
These two lifestyle are the cancer to our body cells. You can easily detect a smoker in their old age because they look ugly as sin. Lets listen to the advice being given to live and enjoy our grand children and even great gr ... read full comment
These two lifestyle are the cancer to our body cells. You can easily detect a smoker in their old age because they look ugly as sin. Lets listen to the advice being given to live and enjoy our grand children and even great grand children. Also being busy body on other people problems is a killer because it adds stress to your blood vessels.
A monkey one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.
As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the fi ...
read full comment
VERY NICE, PRINCEWILLY!
An Alcoholic, a Chain Smoker and a Homosexual go to the doctor.
The doctor says: "If any of you indulge one more time you'll die."
As they walk home they pass a bar. The Alcoholic has a shot of whiskey, falls off his s ...
read full comment
LOL!
Who wrote this nonsense? Mahama and his cronies can do more damage to your health than smoking cigarettes. Get a life and report well.
You take the advice or leave it because no one is forcing the advice on you. Got it?
These two lifestyle are the cancer to our body cells. You can easily detect a smoker in their old age because they look ugly as sin. Lets listen to the advice being given to live and enjoy our grand children and even great gr ...
read full comment