Soccer News of Friday, 13 June 2014


No African team will go to the next round - Serbian witch-doctor predicts

Following Kwaku Bonsam's hoax-eruption days back when the Ghanaian witch-doctor took responsibility for Portuguese forward Cristiano Ronaldo's injuries, another soothsayer in the circle somewhere has sprung up with numerous predictions prior to the World Cup kicking-off late yesterday.

Mancho Kalashenkiov, popularly known for his foretelling of Malaysia's missing plane, the Serb has predicted some events which are ostensibly utter-mind-blowers.

The spiritualist has said all Africa's representatives in Brazil will suffer group stage exit amongst many other audacious predictions.


  1. Cristiano Ronaldo will not score a single goal.

  2. Brazil will exit in semi-finals.

  3. No African team will go to the next round.

  4. European team will win the cup for the second successive time.

  5. Neymar will get a red card.

  6. Messi will shine only to be injured later.

  7. Violence will breakout in Rio de Janeiro killing people.

  8. Diego Costa will not play more than thirty-three (33) minutes in Brazil.

  9. France will play dismally like they did in 2010.

  10. Top goal-scorer will score five (5) goals.

Indeed the proliferation of spiritualists taking football to another level raises some amount of concern from all and sundry.