I’ll slap somebody – Kofi Jumah fumes

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Kwesi Agbenu 10 years ago

NDC are making dirty rounds with this story where SLAP is used figuratively

NDC are making dirty rounds with this story where SLAP is used figuratively
PRINCE KWASI ADADE 10 years ago

CHINA TO TAKE 15, 000 BARRELS OF OUR CRUDE OIL DAILY, FOR 20 GOOD YEARS!!!! GHANAINS WAKE UP AND DEFEND YOUR COUNTRY. CRIMINAL NDC HAS NOTHING GOOD FOR US!!!

CHINA TO TAKE 15, 000 BARRELS OF OUR CRUDE OIL DAILY, FOR 20 GOOD YEARS!!!! GHANAINS WAKE UP AND DEFEND YOUR COUNTRY. CRIMINAL NDC HAS NOTHING GOOD FOR US!!!
DOUBLE STANDARDS 10 years ago

HOW SMART WAS IT OF K4 KRONFOR AND BAWUAH EDUSEI TO SIGN AN OIL DEAL THAT GIVES THEM 5% AND THE WHOLE GHANA 10%???!!! THEIR FIRST PAYMENT WAS 50 MILLION DOLLARS...GHANA'S OIL MONEY GOING INTO A FEW PRIVATE POCKETS...SO WHY SH ...
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HOW SMART WAS IT OF K4 KRONFOR AND BAWUAH EDUSEI TO SIGN AN OIL DEAL THAT GIVES THEM 5% AND THE WHOLE GHANA 10%???!!! THEIR FIRST PAYMENT WAS 50 MILLION DOLLARS...GHANA'S OIL MONEY GOING INTO A FEW PRIVATE POCKETS...SO WHY SHOULDN'T WE GO AND BORROW??? NONSENSE!!!
KK 10 years ago

Stupid fool, so K4 did it so NDC too should act foolishly and criminally. You waste the little oil revenue and consolidated fund for 2012 campaign to prop up Mahama, dish out the rest to friends and family and then go and bor ...
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Stupid fool, so K4 did it so NDC too should act foolishly and criminally. You waste the little oil revenue and consolidated fund for 2012 campaign to prop up Mahama, dish out the rest to friends and family and then go and borrow. See your stupidity, with dick heads like you supporting NDC we will never progress .
SHAMU 10 years ago

What is this man`s comment about? AHA!!! All this type of people will be called political think tanks in the NPP criminal group? His statement tells all. One can easily imaging the sort of people in that criminal, drug deale ...
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What is this man`s comment about? AHA!!! All this type of people will be called political think tanks in the NPP criminal group? His statement tells all. One can easily imaging the sort of people in that criminal, drug dealers and corrupt group of people. I can also tell how violent it is in Ashanti region. No wonder why is a strong hole of the most corrupt, indicipline party head qusters. They seems to have a lot of gorrilars there instead of human beings.
GHFUO, be serious & change ur MENtali 10 years ago

ANATOMY OF A STOOPID GHANAIAN!
A BETTER, PROSPEROUS, MODERN, FORWARD THINKING GH STARTS WITH YOU!
IF YOUR LIVING SITUATION IS GOOD, THEN GHANA WILL BE GOOD.
IF YOU ARE CONFUSED, DISORIENTED, UNORGANIZED, FEARFUL, IN DEBT/D ...
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ANATOMY OF A STOOPID GHANAIAN!
A BETTER, PROSPEROUS, MODERN, FORWARD THINKING GH STARTS WITH YOU!
IF YOUR LIVING SITUATION IS GOOD, THEN GHANA WILL BE GOOD.
IF YOU ARE CONFUSED, DISORIENTED, UNORGANIZED, FEARFUL, IN DEBT/DEATH,
THEN GH WILL BE THE SAME.
TRAITS OF A DUMB GHANAIAN
1.LEAPS BEFORE HE LOOKS, THEN SAYS.."MEWUOO! AWURADE BUA ME OOOOO
2.HAS NO GRATITUDE. FASTFOOD BRAIN. EASILY FORGETS
3.HAS NO FORESIGHT. FAST FOOD MENTALITY
4.LACKS MENTALITY TO PLAN LONGTERM
5.COMPOUND INTEREST IS A MYTH
6.BELIEVES AND PLACES FAITH IN INNATE, ILLOGICAL IDEALS LIKE JUJU, FAMA NYAME, 3B3Y3 YIE WAI.
7.DESPISES RESEARCH
8.PREFERS TO ACT, SPEAK, AND REASON EMOTIONALLY, THAN LOGICALLY
9.COMFORTABLE WITH MEDIOCRITY
10.DESPISES CONTRUCTIVE CRITICISM
11.FUN OR PARTY TODAY, SUFFER LATER
12.INSTANT GRATIFICATION
13.PREFERS TO ARGUE, DEBATE INCESSANTLY WITHOUT REAL, CONCRETE, COLD HARD FACTS!
14.COMFORTABLE WITH MEDIOCRITY
15.INCAPABLE/LOOKS DOWN ON DOING CHARITABLE DUTIES
16.LACKS INITIATIVE
17.PREFERS TO STEAL, LIE, CHEAT, TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS
18.SUCCESS DOES NOT = HARDWORK AND CAREFUL PLANNING
19.HATES TO ASK
20.KNOWS IT ALL, BUT WITHOUT PROOF!
21.ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE EASY ROUTE, SHORTCUT TO SUCCESS
22.HEY SMALLBOY!....BRA HA!
23.BELIEVES SUCCESS IS ATTRIBUTED TO AWURADE NSHIRA(GOD'S BLESSING) AND NOT HARDWORK, DISCIPLINE AND CAREFUL PLANNING.
24.DOES NOT BELIEVE IN LEAVING ASSETS/PROPERTY FOR THEIR OFFSPRING.
25. ALWAYS PROCRASTINATING...M3Y3, M3Y3..AH, MESE M3Y3. MASSA, IF YOU R GOING TO PRESSURE ME THEN MENY3 BIOM!
26.SPENDS LOADS OF MONEY ON THE LOTTERY. WITHOUT TAKING INTO CONSIDERATION THE REALITIES OF PROBABILITY.
27.BELIEVES IN LUCK, OVER HARDWORK AND DISCIPLINE.
28.BUILDS ASSETS, SKYSCRAPPERS, STADIUMS IN THEIR MOUTHS AND BELLYS!
29.PAY COLLECTION AND TITHES AT THE SAME CHURCH FOR DECADES. YET, NO STRUCTURAL
CHANGES TO THE CHURCH BUILDING, NO CHURCH SCHOOL/DAYCARE, NO INFRASTRUCTURAL UPGRADES LIKE ROADS NETWORKS, CHURCH HOSPITAL,
CHURCH FARM, CHURCH HOUSING, CHURCH RADIO, MECHANIC SHOPS, LOANS, FOOD BANKS AND OR JOBBANKS TO HELP THEIR NEEDY CHURCH MEMBERS...REALLY!?
30. PREFERS HEDIOUS, EXPENSIVE HAIR WEAVES, CANCER CAUSING LIPO LIPO & MAKEUP, SKIN BLEACHING, EXPENSIVE FASHIONISTA DRESSES....(YET, SHE AINT GOT NO MONEY IN THE BANK!!!)
31. GOVT APPOINTEES: PERSONAL/SELFISH MONETARY GAINS OVER THE COLLECTIVE INTEREST. HOW DO U THINK COUPS, UPRISINGS, PUBLIC DISSIDENTS OCCUR??
32. WRONGFUL ACCUMMULATION OF WEALTH IS BETTER THAN A MAN'S LEGACY. WICKEDNESS, CALLOUSNESS, PROFESSIONAL FOOD POISONERS!
33. BLACK PPL DONT READ. IF YOU WANNA HIDE SOMETHING FROM THE BLACPERSON, PUT IT IN A BOOK!
34. WHEN WILL WE PLAN OUR CITIES: STREET NAMES, NUMBERED BUILDINGS, CITY PARKS, LIBRARIES, PAID PARKING IN THE CBD, STREET LIGHTS?..WHEN? ARE WE WAITING ON JESUS?
35. IF YOU WONT TOLERATE FOOLISH PEOPLE. YOU THINK GOD WILL?
36. BILL GATES IS TRYING TO GET RICHER! USAIN BOLT IS TRYING TO GET FASTER! WESTERN NATIONS ARE BECOMING MORE EFFICIENT THROUGH TECHNOLOGY. WHAT IS GH GOVT. DOING?
37. NO DISCIPLINE IN DUTIES, NO DIGNITY IN SELF. SO YOU DO THINGS ANYHOW (IN JOE PESCI'S VOICE...LOL)
HAPPY, HEALTHY N A WEALTHY 2014 FOLKS!
38. WE HVE VULTURES AND VAMPIRES DISGUISED AS PASTORS, PRESIDENTS, MINISTERS, CHIEFS, ASSEMBLYMEN/WOMEN, DCE, MAYOR ETC...BLACK ZOMBIES!D
40. ME P3 SRADIE NAM AND CHOFI, SAUSAGE, HOTDOG: FYI, CHOLESTEROL DEATHS KILL MORE PPL THAN GUN CRIMES IN NORTH AMERICA.
41. PREFERS TO SEE THINGS NOT AS THEY RIGHTLY ARE, BUT HOW THEY WANT THEM TO BE.
42. GOD IS TIRED OF LISTENING TO UR LOUD, CRAZY, TONGUES FILLED PRAYERS. GOD HAS A HEADACHE!....ITS TIME TO BE PRACTICAL, GHANAIANS.
43. LACKS DISCIPLINE, LACKS DIGNITY.
44. CONSTANT PREPEARATION, PREPARATION, PREPARATION IS KEY TO SUCCESS, NOT JUJU, NOT GOD GIVEN TALENT, NOT CHEW N POUR!
45. PURPOSELY ENGAGES IN ACTIVITIES DETRIMENTAL TO HEALTH AND WELL BEING, BUT BELIEVES NYAME WO HO/GOD DEY. KWASIA!
46. WE DONT TAKE CHANCES. WE ARE TOO CAUTIOUS!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A GH DISCOVERED SOMETHING? LIKE A CURE FOR MALARIA, OR HOW TO MAKE TUO ZAAFI IN 5 MINUTES?
47. NO VISION, LACK OF AMBITION. SO WACK!
48. CAN NOT CONTROL/TAME THEIR EMOTIONS. TRIGGER HAPPY EMOTICONS...SO WACK!
OBENG VISIONWORKS
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Koffi Parker 10 years ago

I wonder why nobody defend the truth anymore,we rather serve ourselves rather than the truth,I always ask myself the same question why 5 percent for yourself and 10 for Ghana?

I wonder why nobody defend the truth anymore,we rather serve ourselves rather than the truth,I always ask myself the same question why 5 percent for yourself and 10 for Ghana?
Senior citizen Br,weig Germany. 10 years ago

I do not believe this story that Kuffour and his associates are taking 5 per cent of Ghanas oil and only 10 percent for the whole Ghana as a contry.My skerptism over this matter came as a result of my unofficial interraction ...
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I do not believe this story that Kuffour and his associates are taking 5 per cent of Ghanas oil and only 10 percent for the whole Ghana as a contry.My skerptism over this matter came as a result of my unofficial interraction with a co patient Turkishman in our various hospital beds in diaspora over oil explorations now emerging in most of the 3rd world countries which Turkey is one.I became interested in the revelation since I had no knowledge of Turkey being an oil production country,but the man was quick to tell me that,his country recieves only 10 per cent of the proceeds of the oil.When I also told him my country which is also one of the newly oil production countries recieves the same 10 percent, he exclaimed with utter dissatisfaction of how the big oil companies cheat the [aberforos,in the oil industry to make themslves richer and the newly found oil countries poorer.This is my investigation over how much various countries recieve, after all the hullabaloos of being members of the opec.
Called political leaders! 10 years ago

Education was giving to us in order to learn and respect one other. That took us from the stone age; survival of the fittest where only the fit survive in a village.
Our leaders and very unfortunately educated ones still beh ...
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Education was giving to us in order to learn and respect one other. That took us from the stone age; survival of the fittest where only the fit survive in a village.
Our leaders and very unfortunately educated ones still behave like apes.
How on earth could you at this stage of your life, would like to slap or hit somebody. Hit somebody in America and you ass goes to jail. No wonder, they all follow foot steps of J J Rawlings.
Today one is winning by insults, tomorrow other is winning by fighting. What kind of country is Ghana, where suppose educated ones behave like the animal farm.
Koffi Parker 10 years ago

What is more absurd than solving your problems thru the barrel of a gun America's hypocrisy is exposed. which one do you prefer the gun or dirty slaps,America claims to abhors violence yet anyone has access to guns and please ...
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What is more absurd than solving your problems thru the barrel of a gun America's hypocrisy is exposed. which one do you prefer the gun or dirty slaps,America claims to abhors violence yet anyone has access to guns and please check the death rate thru violence.
Kondendiara Kakraba 10 years ago

Kofi make sure the slap is hefty

Kofi make sure the slap is hefty
Akufo Addo, Abre 10 years ago

U talk just like Akufo Addo

U talk just like Akufo Addo
' and Jesus wept ' 10 years ago

Democracy indeed.

Democracy indeed.
FREDDIE 10 years ago

This person has no class. This is the reason why he is not in parliament. He is too raw.

This person has no class. This is the reason why he is not in parliament. He is too raw.
mtz 10 years ago

and you will never have your own way my guy...because if others also have their own way I am very much sure people like you and your likes wont be spared a collection of slaps as you wake up from bed..

and you will never have your own way my guy...because if others also have their own way I am very much sure people like you and your likes wont be spared a collection of slaps as you wake up from bed..
princewilly@ymail.com 10 years ago

A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn't bat an eyelid. She looks him straight in the eye and says "Put that away Sir, this is a clo ...
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A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn't bat an eyelid. She looks him straight in the eye and says "Put that away Sir, this is a clock shop - not a cock shop!" "Well," replies the man, "Why don't you put two hands and a face on it?"
DOGO 10 years ago

Hahaha. My guy

Hahaha. My guy
JOE ANSAH 10 years ago

OH NPP HOW COULD YOU WIN AN ELECTION IF YOU HAVE ALL THESE BUSHMEN AMONG YOU.

OH NPP HOW COULD YOU WIN AN ELECTION IF YOU HAVE ALL THESE BUSHMEN AMONG YOU.
Okro Mouth 10 years ago

Presidential hopefuls are now fighting for gen sec position? Kwabena Agyapong who was carrying Kuffuor's briefcase around suddenly filed for presidential candidate. Nkrabeah Darteh too. Hmmm... asem beba dabi.

Presidential hopefuls are now fighting for gen sec position? Kwabena Agyapong who was carrying Kuffuor's briefcase around suddenly filed for presidential candidate. Nkrabeah Darteh too. Hmmm... asem beba dabi.
Ras BO -LONDON 10 years ago

He who draws sword will die by it....Learn to be decent OPANYIN JUMA...the foolishness in you is overbearing

He who draws sword will die by it....Learn to be decent OPANYIN JUMA...the foolishness in you is overbearing
ODIKRO 10 years ago

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM THIS MAN, A CAB/TAXI DRIVER IN NEWYORK COME HOME TO BECOME AN MP, NO BACKGROUND IN POLITICS APART FROM UGLY NOISE TO FEED THE PUBLIC. AS FOR GHANA ANYTHING GOES AND NO WONDER TO BE SUPRISED ABOUT.
GH ...
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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM THIS MAN, A CAB/TAXI DRIVER IN NEWYORK COME HOME TO BECOME AN MP, NO BACKGROUND IN POLITICS APART FROM UGLY NOISE TO FEED THE PUBLIC. AS FOR GHANA ANYTHING GOES AND NO WONDER TO BE SUPRISED ABOUT.
GHANA POLITICS IS ABOUT HOW UGLY NOISE ONE CAN MAKE ON TOP OF MOUNTAINS THAT MAKE ONE A POLITICAL HERO. NO SUBSTANCE.
"WE HAVE TALKERS NOT THINKERS."
GHANA IS FOR DONKOMI- MAHAMA 10 years ago

SIR DO YOU HAVE ANY HAND TO SLAP SOMEBODY ? THIS IS VERY FUNNY .

SIR DO YOU HAVE ANY HAND TO SLAP SOMEBODY ? THIS IS VERY FUNNY .
ETWE YE DE//// HAMBURG. 10 years ago

YOU USE TO GO TO ANTOA WHZ NOW A SLAP.

YOU USE TO GO TO ANTOA WHZ NOW A SLAP.
K. Boateng 10 years ago

and he thinks whoever he slaps will stand aloof and clap for him? He should make any foolish attempt and receive the beating of his life. And this punk was in parliament!

and he thinks whoever he slaps will stand aloof and clap for him? He should make any foolish attempt and receive the beating of his life. And this punk was in parliament!
Too shoji 10 years ago

Hello, be careful who you slap, it can end you feeding on liquids.

Hello, be careful who you slap, it can end you feeding on liquids.
KOFI 10 years ago

when you have the platform to speak to the people, pls it is different from sitting at the bar.

when you have the platform to speak to the people, pls it is different from sitting at the bar.
SAM 10 years ago

YOU ARE BRAVE AND SENSIBLE GUY

YOU ARE BRAVE AND SENSIBLE GUY
Opanin, Akrofi 10 years ago

Kofi Jumah is indiscipline and lawless. He is no respecter of the laws in our country. Listen to his arrogant words. I thought as an NPP he knows more about the law and the court and the right of the individual to seek justic ...
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Kofi Jumah is indiscipline and lawless. He is no respecter of the laws in our country. Listen to his arrogant words. I thought as an NPP he knows more about the law and the court and the right of the individual to seek justice, fairness and protection under the law. I'll slap somebody' is rather unfortunate statement which does not show any good behaviour to the citizens. Especially, a bad example for the youth who tend to aspire to the older people and leaders in our communities. What a disgrace by Jumah
BBC NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10 years ago

Kennedy agyapong was right to call all the top npp members as thieves, if akans npp party can support this man kennedy and even call him as their HEROES when he declared and call for AKANS to kill the GA'S and EWE'S ,He even ...
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Kennedy agyapong was right to call all the top npp members as thieves, if akans npp party can support this man kennedy and even call him as their HEROES when he declared and call for AKANS to kill the GA'S and EWE'S ,He even go ahead that the AKANS must lynch any security personnel, whenever they dare to come to their aid. Why kennedy becomes a bad person now if he only said the truth and called the AKANS Npp party gurus as a thieves? kennedy must go to the Disciplinary committee to demand his $1.5million, is that how the npp treat their Heroes?
AMEKUDZI 10 years ago

PRINCE ADADE forgot that K4 AND HIS MEN WERE THE LOOTERS OF GHANA OIL MONEY. K4 IS THE RICHEST MAN IN GHANA. EVEN RICHER THAN THE GHANA GOVT

PRINCE ADADE forgot that K4 AND HIS MEN WERE THE LOOTERS OF GHANA OIL MONEY. K4 IS THE RICHEST MAN IN GHANA. EVEN RICHER THAN THE GHANA GOVT
sam 10 years ago

barking bulldog without teeth.
Slap yourself first and show us how u can slap.

barking bulldog without teeth.
Slap yourself first and show us how u can slap.
Dunaa, Chorkor 10 years ago

This political garbage again.

This political garbage again.
Ogede kwabena 10 years ago

Sometimes I really feel embarrassed for my fellow Ghanaians when I read some of these articles and it's associated comments. I am sure even Stone Age folk won't won't dream about mentioning "dirty slap" on a public radio. Can ...
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Sometimes I really feel embarrassed for my fellow Ghanaians when I read some of these articles and it's associated comments. I am sure even Stone Age folk won't won't dream about mentioning "dirty slap" on a public radio. Can we keep comments clean and little sensible since the whole is laughing at us please? I guess maybe the slapping goes on since JJ started with Akaa so it seems like tradition goes on.
okukuseku 10 years ago

Please let us know when where n how to talk .KOFI behave like a matured man if not a matured politician .Be gentle in your pronouncements bcos they can drive people crazy .A word to the wise is enough

Please let us know when where n how to talk .KOFI behave like a matured man if not a matured politician .Be gentle in your pronouncements bcos they can drive people crazy .A word to the wise is enough
Johnny 10 years ago

WHY MAD DOG.

WHY MAD DOG.
Johnny 10 years ago

KEN SAID IT GO AND SLAP HIM.

KEN SAID IT GO AND SLAP HIM.
NPP KWASEAFUO PARTY 10 years ago

Go slap your fucking prostitute money.

Go slap your fucking prostitute money.

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