A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell ... read full comment
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said, " pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue," she replied,"the Davis family bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Davis house and nobody offered me a damned thing."
MANDELA STATUTE IS A REAL ONE AND NOT A FAKE ONE.IT HAS LOVE AND PEACE.
AKASI MARTHA NZEMA 10 years ago
I HOPE SOUTH AFRICA WON'T HAVE VERY SHORT MEMORY ABOUT THEIR FIRST PRESIDENT MADIBA MANDELA, LIKE OUR COUNTRY GHANA.
I HOPE SOUTH AFRICA WON'T HAVE VERY SHORT MEMORY ABOUT THEIR FIRST PRESIDENT MADIBA MANDELA, LIKE OUR COUNTRY GHANA.
DARK DAYS IN GHANA 10 years ago
So which is better...worshiped while living, or worshiped while dead?
So which is better...worshiped while living, or worshiped while dead?
½GHOST 10 years ago
Both! Stupid.
Both! Stupid.
½GHOST 10 years ago
The first President Of Ghana is no where to be compared to the calibre of Madiba Mandela.NOT EVEN CLOSE!Check their resumes and see who was more at peace with his country. Some leaders are mere opportunists who thrive on the ... read full comment
The first President Of Ghana is no where to be compared to the calibre of Madiba Mandela.NOT EVEN CLOSE!Check their resumes and see who was more at peace with his country. Some leaders are mere opportunists who thrive on the milk and honey of unsung heroes in our society.
PROFESSOR THOMAS KUBI- McA 10 years ago
THE WORLD IS PRAYING FOR MADIBA
=======================================T THE EYE OPENER FATHER FOR THE
WORLD
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WE ARE ALL FIGHTING FOR OUR KIDS
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THE WORLD IS PRAYING FOR MADIBA
=======================================T THE EYE OPENER FATHER FOR THE
WORLD
======================================
WE ARE ALL FIGHTING FOR OUR KIDS
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PROFESSOR THOMAS KUBI ( FOUNDER )
AFRIKA KNOWLEDGE BANK
WWW .CUSTOMERMETRO.COM
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell ...
read full comment
I HOPE SOUTH AFRICA WON'T HAVE VERY SHORT MEMORY ABOUT THEIR FIRST PRESIDENT MADIBA MANDELA, LIKE OUR COUNTRY GHANA.
So which is better...worshiped while living, or worshiped while dead?
Both! Stupid.
The first President Of Ghana is no where to be compared to the calibre of Madiba Mandela.NOT EVEN CLOSE!Check their resumes and see who was more at peace with his country. Some leaders are mere opportunists who thrive on the ...
read full comment
THE WORLD IS PRAYING FOR MADIBA
=======================================T THE EYE OPENER FATHER FOR THE
WORLD
======================================
WE ARE ALL FIGHTING FOR OUR KIDS
========= ...
read full comment