Metro Mass to up revenue by 15%

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• princewilly@ymail.com 10 years ago

  A man gets on a Metro bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him i ...
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  A man gets on a Metro bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
  "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
  The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
  "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
  "Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
  "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"

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• Uncle 10 years ago

  Is the anticipated 15% increase due to market share increase or due to the fare increases in recent times?

  Is the anticipated 15% increase due to market share increase or due to the fare increases in recent times?

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• Joe 10 years ago

  Amina Bus !!!! Hehehee

  Amina Bus !!!! Hehehee

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• GHFUO, BE SERIOUS NOT PRIDEFUL! 10 years ago

  REGIONAL N CITY GOVT MUST MANAGE N TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEIR PUBLIC TRANSPORT NEEDS. THIS IS ONE WAY TO ACCRUE REVENUE

  REGIONAL N CITY GOVT MUST MANAGE N TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEIR PUBLIC TRANSPORT NEEDS. THIS IS ONE WAY TO ACCRUE REVENUE

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• DAN 10 years ago

  some companys are given management contracts..Hopefully with bonus only with good results.. But bus's that don't run don't make revenue and if they sit for while batterys go bad! A bus can have 2-3 batterys so that can cost $ ...
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  some companys are given management contracts..Hopefully with bonus only with good results.. But bus's that don't run don't make revenue and if they sit for while batterys go bad! A bus can have 2-3 batterys so that can cost $150-200 just to get old bus moving

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