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Simpa Panyin Mills’ Policy Of Okom-Nom-TeaMills likes his Okom-nom-tea Doctrine Okom-nom-tea means if you have no clue Set up committees to buttress the cluelessness They drink tea and get huge allowances Jobs for the Rawlings’ BOYS as usual Jobs for Ewes without official positions Rawlings tricked Mills and Fantes When he told them “Adze wo fie na oye” He meant his people in the Volta not Fantes Mills has set up KONOM-TEA to investigate the following: Quality Grain CASHPRO SCAMSEM M & J Nsawam Cannery Indemnity Clause The NDC’s penchant for seizing toilets The sale of Nkrumah’s 37 State Corporations under the P/NDC Rawlings’ failure to eradicate mosquitoes as he promised Rawlings rags-to-riches story and his rallying cries for transparency All the anonymous friends who have made the Rawlingses rich Rawlings’ use of three combined bungalows with 15 toilets Remember his populist philosophy of one man toilet The coward killing of the judges and why Rawlings knew nothing about it Though his kinsmen got the jeep keys from the Rawlings’ secured home And they Ewe gang used the jeep to abduct the judges to Bundase Kufour used two years to build Keta Sea Wall JJ, Tsikatas, Awonoors failed to do so in 20 years Though the Volta Region was the NDC’s World Bank Mills has set up committees that set up committees They drink Okom-nom-tea that costs billions of cedis Committee to investigate JJ’s silence after M & J concluded that Now JJ knows that Konadu Agyeman Rawlings is very corrupt Committee to study Muntaka’s diapering of the state said that Muntaka misapplied diapers on himself and soiled his image Committee to investigate TOR’s shortage of fuel announced that The NPP stopped the Nigerians from supplying TOR with Oil Committee to study the colour of Ayariga’s tractors concluded that Ayariga alone bought five tractors with untraceable NDC colours Committee to study why the Satellites won the Under-20 said that Prophets Mills and TB Joshua have been hallucinating like JJ Committee to study how to reward the Black Satellites said that The Black Satellites should be rewarded by Mills and all Ghanaians The Committee said that setting up the committee was uncalled for Committee to study if the NDC is in power and what it is doing agreed that Mills and the NDC are lost in the castle hoping for a way out in 2012 Committee to study Ewes’ domination of Mills regime opinionated that Mills’ 2nd home is the VR so he does things in the Nyebro tradition Committee to find out if Mills will move to the Jubilee House concluded that JJ will never agree because he doesn’t like any house with more than one toilet More importantly, he envies Kufour for putting up the Jubilee House Committee to study if Sipa Yankey’s son paid him $ 10,000 per month said yes Because Sipa Yankey taught his son how to “milk” other people’s money Committee to investigate why the Foreign Service building burnt down said that Mills’ committees have used the available water for Okom-nom-tea schemes Committee to investigate if Mills is the President of Ghana said that Yes, he is the worst President of Ghana because he has lots of clueless clues Committee to investigate why Mills is forgetful noted thta Mills roams the castle asking people if he is he really the President Committee to investigate why Rawlings is insulting Kufour stated that Rawlings knows well that Kufour eclipsed him in several achievements Mills likes his Okom-nom-tea Doctrine and it is working for all of us *Akadu N. Mensema is a nationalist Denkyira beauty. She is a trained oral historian cum sociologist, and is a Professor in the USA. She writes what critics have called “populist hyperbolic, satirical” poetry. She can be reached at akadumensema@yahoo.com
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