Opinions of Sunday, 8 January 2012

Columnist: Mensema, Akadu N.

NDC's Thievery god-Woyome to Sue God

*By Akadu Ntiriwa Mensema, Ph. D.



“In a related development, the embattled NDC financier has threatened to haul Mr Baako, New Patriotic Party head of Communications, Nana Akomea, and Samson Lardy Ayenini, host of Newsfile, to court for making disparaging remarks about him (Woyome). Lawyers of Woyome sent a text message to Mr Ayenini whiles the program was on-going about the legal threat. The message read: “We have been instructed by our client to send yourself, Kweku Baako and Akomea to court [this] coming week for the false claims that my client has conspired to dupe Ghana-Lawyers of Woyome.” (Ghanaweb Jan 7, 2012)



Togbe Woyome

The Pastor says give all to God

Tell the pastor I will sue God



Togbe Woyome

Ghanaians are discussing your case

Tell them I will sue them



Togbe Woyome

You are the NDC’s financier

Tell the financier will sue him



Togbe Woyome

Your mother is after your interest

Tell her I will sue her



Togbe Woyome

Your father is worried about you

Tell him I will sue him



Togbe Woyome

Betty Mould sends her you greetings

Tell her I will sue her



Togbe Woyome

Prez Mills supports you

Tell him I will sue him



Togbe Woyome

Sebefia said you are not a thief

Tell him I will sue him



Togbe Woyome

Volta youths support you

Tell them I will sue them



Togbe Woyome

The GBC carried your case

Tell them I will sue them



Togbe Woyome

AG is reexamining the case

Tell them I will sue



Togbe Woyome

Street kids are discussing your case

Tell them I will sue them



Togbe Woyome

Your wife said the food is ready

Tell her I will sue



Togbe Woyome

Minister of Finance issued the check

Tell them I will sue him



Togbe Woyome

The Bank has paid the money

Tell them I will sue them



Togbe Woyome

The NDC chiefs support you

Tell them I will sue them



Togbe Woyome

The NDC foot-soldiers support you

Tell them I will sue them



Togbe Woyome

The Pastor says give all to God

Tell the pastor I will sue God



*Akadu N. Mensema, Ph. D., is a nationalist Denkyira beauty. She is a trained oral historian cum sociologist and Professor in the USA. She lives in Pennsylvania with her great mentor and teaches Africa-area studies at a college in Maryland. In her pastime, she writes what critics have called “populist hyperbolic, satirical” poetry. She can be reached at akadumensema@yahoo.com