Nigerian man's letter to wife as World Cup is about to start

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• princewilly@ymail.com 9 years ago

  A woman was driving along, and her car broke down. She decided to
  hitchhike to the nearest gas station to watch the World Cup soccer game. A truck driver hauling a load of
  chickens pulled up. The driver asked, "Hey, litt ...
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  A woman was driving along, and her car broke down. She decided to
  hitchhike to the nearest gas station to watch the World Cup soccer game. A truck driver hauling a load of
  chickens pulled up. The driver asked, "Hey, little lady, need a lift?"
  "Yes, my car broke down, and I need a ride to the nearest gas
  station."
  The driver replied, "OK, but first you have to fuck me! No fuck, no
  ride."
  She said, "I'm sorry, I don't need a ride that badly."
  So the driver pulled away. All this time, the driver had a parrot on
  his shoulder. The parrot started saying, "No fuck, no ride! No fuck,
  no ride!" The driver said, "You had better shut up, bird, or I'm gonna
  throw you in back with the chickens!"
  About two miles down the road, the parrot said, "No fuck, no ride!" So
  the driver slammed on the breaks and threw him in back with the
  chickens! About 2 more miles further down the road, the driver heard
  sirens and saw flashing lights, so he pulled over. He got out of the
  truck and approached the officer. "
  What's the problem, officer. I
  wasn't speeding was I?"
  The officer said, "I wasn't pulling you over for speeding. I just
  wanted to inform you that you have a parrot throwing chickens out the
  trailer screaming, "No fuck, no ride! No fuck, no ride!

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• Angie 9 years ago

  Ok, if I was the wife, I'll withhold sex from him for the entire month, tic for tac.

  Ok, if I was the wife, I'll withhold sex from him for the entire month, tic for tac.

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• Gyedabi 9 years ago

  Angie, this is not fair. What Prince is saying is about DURING the game except the remote control. So why deny the guys sex after each game?

  Angie, this is not fair. What Prince is saying is about DURING the game except the remote control. So why deny the guys sex after each game?

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• Kevin 9 years ago

  C'mon Angie, soccer is like sex to men and when my team loses a game, the only thing that calms me down is a great sex. I won't tolerate a woman withholding sex from me for a whole month, I'll definitely get it somewhere.

  C'mon Angie, soccer is like sex to men and when my team loses a game, the only thing that calms me down is a great sex. I won't tolerate a woman withholding sex from me for a whole month, I'll definitely get it somewhere.

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• mese hmmm 9 years ago

  Who cares about Nigeria, we are not neighbors. I hate those fuckers, they need to be deported out of Ghana immediately.

  Who cares about Nigeria, we are not neighbors. I hate those fuckers, they need to be deported out of Ghana immediately.

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• Julius A. Young 9 years ago

  If we africans were together, the white man can never still our resources. learn love all africans not to hate them, thank you.

  If we africans were together, the white man can never still our resources. learn love all africans not to hate them, thank you.

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• Skeptic 9 years ago

  I agree totally. We must think as all people of African descent. If we think that way we are a huge group with many resources and a power to be reckoned with. However, I think you mean "steal" and mot 'still".

  I agree totally. We must think as all people of African descent. If we think that way we are a huge group with many resources and a power to be reckoned with. However, I think you mean "steal" and mot 'still".

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• crorkz matz 9 years ago

  rGheYs Great post.

  rGheYs Great post.

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• Esther 9 years ago

  so absurd

  so absurd

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