I recently arrived at Kotoka airtport. One custom’s officer asked me: “Massa, wat dey inside that box?”
I said: “Ibi abrokyire holy water. Ibi only one carton, massa.”
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I recently arrived at Kotoka airtport. One custom’s officer asked me: “Massa, wat dey inside that box?”
I said: “Ibi abrokyire holy water. Ibi only one carton, massa.”
The officer asked of the name of the holy water. I said: “Vod or Vod Pee or V-Power; only members sabi this name, oga.” He said: “Welcome to Ghana, you should have brought a full container of the Vod; dis one bottle you give me wey I dey drink now tastes ‘fantabulous’”
Then I kuku go Kumasi go see the top people. Anybody who want to do “too known”, I just give him one bottle. When he drink, he says “haaaa!!!!” Dis na holy wata. Dem allow me enter the Baba Yara stadium. Come see! I poured some libation at strategic parts of the field. By the tam I finis, I don consume one full bottle of the Vod!! I dey recite some mystic words too ooo, my buroda.
Then I go home go lie for bed to sleep. By the tam I close my eyes for 10 seconds, I start dey dream. I see the Gov the approach, wey POW dey hold “kafugbe” gun. I asked wat POW dey do with dat gon. The Gov said he bi the chief body guard, so he dey give protection. As for Sarsko, he busy dey write down everything in the dream. Meanwhile, Mr. N dey hold the Holy Book and he was reading some verses. I asked what he dey do. He said he dey pray for peace. I say “hmmmm”. “So you no want us to massacre?” “Abi, you na one kind?”
Then I see some bright light. I said: “Wat be dis?” I see an angel white white “fita fita”. I said “Hey hey heeeey”. Welcom to earth. From Jerusalem to Jericho or is it from Jericho to Jerusalem?
I asked: “Will there be a massacre? What be the score?” The angel said: “There will be a massacre, kpata kpata 3-0.” She said that whatever amount the Zambians will equalize, the goal margin will still be at least 3-0!!!!
Then I think say rain dey fall, so I asked the angel what is all this wata for? She said na tears wey dey come from Rasheed’s eyes after the massacre.
I hear my grandson dey wake me up, “grand Paa, grand Paa, it’s time to go to the airport to go back to your hussling field." Na waa ooo. So I dey here to start my Walatu Walasa again?
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Kofi 10 years ago
Impossible to loose this game.
Impossible to loose this game.
DOUGLAS USA 10 years ago
When is Dede coming
When is Dede coming
PHOBIA-PHOBIA--Leeds 10 years ago
Ghana will win and i can bet that the baby jet will hit the back of the net.
Ghana will win and i can bet that the baby jet will hit the back of the net.
show man 10 years ago
but why all this worries to play that japan match. Japan already have qualified fot the world cup, so see no reason why we are struggling to play that match, we have to concentrate on our qualifing match with the zambians.
but why all this worries to play that japan match. Japan already have qualified fot the world cup, so see no reason why we are struggling to play that match, we have to concentrate on our qualifing match with the zambians.
GHFUO, change ur thinking 10 years ago
KEYS TO BEAT ZAMBIA
532. ONLY 1 PLAYER FROM DEFENCE CAN OVERLAP.
PLAY THE COUNTER ATTCK.
DRIVE THE BALL TO THE ZAMBIA 18 BOX, CONSTANTLY.
DEFENDERS MUST CLEAR ALL BALLS AWAY FROM GH 18...
IN GM 1, KASA WAS THE ONLY GH ... read full comment
KEYS TO BEAT ZAMBIA
532. ONLY 1 PLAYER FROM DEFENCE CAN OVERLAP.
PLAY THE COUNTER ATTCK.
DRIVE THE BALL TO THE ZAMBIA 18 BOX, CONSTANTLY.
DEFENDERS MUST CLEAR ALL BALLS AWAY FROM GH 18...
IN GM 1, KASA WAS THE ONLY GH PLAYER MAKING INROADS INTO THE ZAMBIAN 18,
IN THE 1STHALF. INFACT, KASA GOT THE PENALTY, WHICH GYAN MISSED.
KASA ALSO HAD A CLEAR CHANCE AS WELL, WHICH WENT WIDE.
GAME 2 WAS JUST HORRIBLE.
IN OVER 90MIN, GH HAD LESS THAN 4 SHOTS ON GOAL.
IN THE ENTIRE GAME! HOW DO EXPECT TO SCORE?!
OR WIN THE GAME?!,
NKUM, OTOO, SUMAILA, ADOMAH,CHIBSAH, ATSU, WARRIS..DONT SESERVE S3L3
ABEYIE, AFFUM, AKAMINKO, YIADOM, KUMORDZI, DAVE ADDY,
OUR MAIN CONCERN SHOULD BE ON ZAMBIA.
ALL THE BEST
I recently arrived at Kotoka airtport. One custom’s officer asked me: “Massa, wat dey inside that box?”
I said: “Ibi abrokyire holy water. Ibi only one carton, massa.”
The officer asked of the name of the holy wat ...
read full comment
Impossible to loose this game.
When is Dede coming
Ghana will win and i can bet that the baby jet will hit the back of the net.
but why all this worries to play that japan match. Japan already have qualified fot the world cup, so see no reason why we are struggling to play that match, we have to concentrate on our qualifing match with the zambians.
KEYS TO BEAT ZAMBIA
532. ONLY 1 PLAYER FROM DEFENCE CAN OVERLAP.
PLAY THE COUNTER ATTCK.
DRIVE THE BALL TO THE ZAMBIA 18 BOX, CONSTANTLY.
DEFENDERS MUST CLEAR ALL BALLS AWAY FROM GH 18...
IN GM 1, KASA WAS THE ONLY GH ...
read full comment
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