I stormed XYZ because I was ready to put my De-Eye training into use. Mugabe should be glad that my Deputy Commander Ken Agyapong was not with me when I stormed XYZ, for Mugabe would have suffered devastating kicks from Ghana's Karate Champion, the Dishonorable Ken Agyapong.
I've just found out that Mugabe was tipped about my invasion, and he fled to Gambaga and took refuge in a Witches Camp. Mugabe knows that I, pastor Owusu Bempah, a man of deception like me, am afraid to venture close to witches. Anyone who sees Mugabe should let him know that he'll soon be receiving an "invitation" from Ghana's finest, the CID.