A man and a woman were deeply in love. She, being of a religious nature, had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remark ... read full comment
A man and a woman were deeply in love. She, being of a religious nature, had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing." He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60, off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties. Now, seeing her naked for the first time, and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, over an embankment and wrapped the car around a tree. His girlfriend was thrown clear, but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas, he was stuck. "Go up to the road and get help," he said. "But I haven't anything to cover myself with!" she replied. The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her. So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story. "My boyfriend, my boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!" The truck driver, looking down at the shoe between her legs, replies, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid there's no hope for him."
ELINAN 8 years ago
If you're a president of a nation and you give orders and your subordinates disrespect and go against you, that means your leadership is suffering from lack of confidence in yourself.
Please Mr. President, there's no shame ... read full comment
If you're a president of a nation and you give orders and your subordinates disrespect and go against you, that means your leadership is suffering from lack of confidence in yourself.
Please Mr. President, there's no shame in taking a page from the play book of Tanzanian president who sacked all hospital heads and board members upon learning that all machines at the hospital in the capital Dare Salem were not working, just like Korle Bu, and medical doctors there were referring patients to their private clinics where similar machines could NOT easily break down as they were in the hospitals.
The President hired new board members and gave them a deadline to repair all the machines or else they'd be sacked as well. Now guess what, all the machines were repaired with quickness and were back on working way before the deadline. Now that's LEADERSHIP.
No one respects a person who do not lay down consequences for wrong doing, NOT even children to their father.
koklololo 8 years ago
Is the foolish NPP members in the Army,the Mati mi hu monkeys. In the Army.....
Is the foolish NPP members in the Army,the Mati mi hu monkeys. In the Army.....
Awuku Womafunu 8 years ago
Prez Mahama please dont just 'direct' that the purchases be made locally. Those concerned have disobeyed you in the first instance so dont just 'direct' PUNISH THOSE CONCERNED PUBLICLY to demonstrate that you are in charge an ... read full comment
Prez Mahama please dont just 'direct' that the purchases be made locally. Those concerned have disobeyed you in the first instance so dont just 'direct' PUNISH THOSE CONCERNED PUBLICLY to demonstrate that you are in charge and eager to fight corruption and instill DISCIPLINE
Charles Agbenu 8 years ago
The Council of State must tell Mahama that he is a dangerous bigot. Supply of shoes is not the problem . The Ghana army is terrible and pathetic. The agelong anti-Akan and especially anti -Asante sentiments have torn the arm ... read full comment
The Council of State must tell Mahama that he is a dangerous bigot. Supply of shoes is not the problem . The Ghana army is terrible and pathetic. The agelong anti-Akan and especially anti -Asante sentiments have torn the army apart. The top military brass must answer the following questions: A. Why are Asantes deliberately denied top brass positions in the army? B. Why are Asantes virtually denied security duties in the Flagstaff House? C. You will hardly see an Asante guarding an Ewe or Northern officer. At least there are instances of Asante Officers being guarded by Ewes/ Northerners .. why? This is a dangerous game of open tribalism by MILLS/MAHAMA NDC and this is what the NDC bigots want to perpetuate... wanting another term of office. Already Dr Amoako Baah has challenged Mahama of running a divisive ethnocentric govt and packed 50% of his appointees with Northerners who total less than 16% of the population. NDC continuous stay will never bring peace so long as they destabilize and subvert Ghana social order by especially alienating the biggest tribe, Asante, from the scheme of things out of vindictiveness, jealousy and hatred. I ask Yamoa Ponko, Dr Agyeman Mensah, Brogya Gyamfi, Boahene, Kojo Bonsu, Christine Amoako, Akah, Dr Tony Aidoo etc.... dont you see the diabolical intentions of NDC to destabilise your own Asantes.... by the biased appointments in Military, police, CivIl Service NADMO, Immigration....? Ghana deserves better governance. Ghana needs liberation from the debauchee, fraudster and divisive MAHAMA and the NDC .
fuck ashante monkeys, you can go to h 8 years ago
you are really sick and need some real help. Tribalism, white man worshiping and the destruction of your fellow ghanians to prove your tribe is the best of monkeys to white people is why npp will continue to be in opposition. ... read full comment
you are really sick and need some real help. Tribalism, white man worshiping and the destruction of your fellow ghanians to prove your tribe is the best of monkeys to white people is why npp will continue to be in opposition. monkey coward ashantes, where were u when kuffour made his biological brother the defense minister? HYPOCRITE MONKEYS.
Charles Agbenu 8 years ago
You are wrong. Even I'm not Asante. I want to say we are all one in Ghana so we must stop tribalism. The one doing
tribalism is not tribal? The one pointing out tribalism is rather tribalistic? Haaaaba
You are wrong. Even I'm not Asante. I want to say we are all one in Ghana so we must stop tribalism. The one doing
tribalism is not tribal? The one pointing out tribalism is rather tribalistic? Haaaaba
koklololo 8 years ago
When they behave like you why wouldn't them be hated,with your stupid pride how can Ghana come toward.If the President is notvan Ashanti. Then he is not good.What has an Ashanti done for Ghana since independence apart from bu ... read full comment
When they behave like you why wouldn't them be hated,with your stupid pride how can Ghana come toward.If the President is notvan Ashanti. Then he is not good.What has an Ashanti done for Ghana since independence apart from buyingband selling start assets,they go in every institution thinking every body in the institution is stupid and they are the wise ones. Since when did Mati mi hu people start going to the Army? Only when they realised there was money to be made there..how many Ashanti's can sing the national hymn or repeat the national pledge? The shoes the security services are made in Kumasi,that is why there are no begetive comment's about it.Ghana, s problems come from this region,not from other places...you behave as if you are the smartest because others are not greedy like you people... Show us you are patriotic, not patriotic to National coffers.... Nkrumah should have given you also free education, Ghana will have been well ahead. God bless our home land Ghana...I pyomise on my honour......
koklololo 8 years ago
How can Ghana come foward with your stupid pride........if the President is not an Ashanti the he is not Good
How can Ghana come foward with your stupid pride........if the President is not an Ashanti the he is not Good
Charles Agbenu 8 years ago
You are wrong.. You are out of place. I'm not saying an Asante shd be President. I'm saying the current President or anyone who is President shd stop tribalism. We are all one. Who ever is the President must be fair to all t ... read full comment
You are wrong.. You are out of place. I'm not saying an Asante shd be President. I'm saying the current President or anyone who is President shd stop tribalism. We are all one. Who ever is the President must be fair to all tribes. I'm not even an Asante. I'm pointing out the suppression of Asantes by the current govt.
BB 8 years ago
There is no better party in Ghana than the NDC and its leader JDM that can work to turn around the fortunes of this country. Mahama has proven his worth and we shall vote for him come November 2016.
120,000 YOUNG PEOPLE ARE ... read full comment
There is no better party in Ghana than the NDC and its leader JDM that can work to turn around the fortunes of this country. Mahama has proven his worth and we shall vote for him come November 2016.
120,000 YOUNG PEOPLE ARE BEING EMPLOYED BY THE YOUTH entrepreneurial agency under its various modules.
Mavis 8 years ago
No, we prefer China boots, kwasiato!!!
No, we prefer China boots, kwasiato!!!
ELINAN 8 years ago
Say something to show you have a thinking cap on. Ghana is slipping thru the cracks and everything should not be a joke pal.
Say something to show you have a thinking cap on. Ghana is slipping thru the cracks and everything should not be a joke pal.
koklololo 8 years ago
Free education for Ashanti's, Ghana is s backward country......
Free education for Ashanti's, Ghana is s backward country......
shakamora 8 years ago
No one or nobody will respect becos u r incompetent president
No one or nobody will respect becos u r incompetent president
BB 8 years ago
It is said that the voice of the people is the voice of God. Mahama has done it all, we voted for him because we trust in him and we shall vote for him again in November to renew his mandate. since he assumed office 16,372 j ... read full comment
It is said that the voice of the people is the voice of God. Mahama has done it all, we voted for him because we trust in him and we shall vote for him again in November to renew his mandate. since he assumed office 16,372 jobs have been recorded in the free zones board between jANUARY 2013 AND jUNE 2015
Odoi 8 years ago
Please don't blame the security services for not buyig the Ghana made shoes. I am 100% sure they are poorly made. Just buy 100 pairs and share them among the various security services for a try. After a month, the problem wil ... read full comment
Please don't blame the security services for not buyig the Ghana made shoes. I am 100% sure they are poorly made. Just buy 100 pairs and share them among the various security services for a try. After a month, the problem will solve itself. They should not buy just because they were made in Ghana. They must buy if the quality is even at paar with the foreign made.
cj 8 years ago
Indeed...#talk is cheat. what has happened to the Kantanka vehicles your government promised to perches? You decided to buy mahindra vehicle for your campaign when we have have vehicles manufactured here in Ghana.
Indeed...#talk is cheat. what has happened to the Kantanka vehicles your government promised to perches? You decided to buy mahindra vehicle for your campaign when we have have vehicles manufactured here in Ghana.
zorro 8 years ago
how about paliament chairs is it ghana made
how about paliament chairs is it ghana made
Zombie 8 years ago
This is childish do Ghanaians need the president to tell them what to do when it comes to this at all . Do we ve leaders at all ?
This is childish do Ghanaians need the president to tell them what to do when it comes to this at all . Do we ve leaders at all ?
Zombie 8 years ago
Do you people believe who ever hide behind a particular tribe and writes against another tribe cud be a fake.?
Do you people believe who ever hide behind a particular tribe and writes against another tribe cud be a fake.?
HARDER@'89... 8 years ago
This should go beyond presidential direction...what we needed is a law by parliament to make it mandatory for all institutions to buy made in ghana goods, rice , cooking oil, furniture poultry and what have first before anyt ... read full comment
This should go beyond presidential direction...what we needed is a law by parliament to make it mandatory for all institutions to buy made in ghana goods, rice , cooking oil, furniture poultry and what have first before anything else ,.. and failure to comply must attract punitive sanction agst individual head(s), even summary dismissal and prosecution of such persons or institutions who took or takes any such "treasonable" decision(s),...constant resort to moral appeals or suasion will never ever serve the nation's interest...let the president and all those who wields such power take the bull by the horns and act swiftly, firmly and decisively for the country's sake...
OBINNA 8 years ago
GHANA MUST LEARN TO USE CARROTS AND STICKS AS POLICY INSTRUMENTS IN THE ADMINISTRATION OF THE COUNTRY. YOU GAVE DIRECTIVES AND THESE DIRECTIVES ARE BEING DISOBEYED BY PEOPLE YOU PAY TO DO YOUR WORK: FIRE THEM. THATS THE SIMPL ... read full comment
GHANA MUST LEARN TO USE CARROTS AND STICKS AS POLICY INSTRUMENTS IN THE ADMINISTRATION OF THE COUNTRY. YOU GAVE DIRECTIVES AND THESE DIRECTIVES ARE BEING DISOBEYED BY PEOPLE YOU PAY TO DO YOUR WORK: FIRE THEM. THATS THE SIMPLE ANSWER TO DISOBEDIENCE. IF GHANA ADOPTS STRICT POLICIES, SUCH THE USE OF CARROTS AND STICKS,THE COUNTRY WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE, A MUCH BETTER PLACE. THE PSYCHOLOGY OF MANAGING HUMAN BEINGS.
Mr Bond 8 years ago
It has revile to the public domain that panama document has revile president John Dramani Mahama has stolen $10 billion dollars and has invest them in his foreign accounts.I calling on BNI to arrest super unprecedented thief ... read full comment
It has revile to the public domain that panama document has revile president John Dramani Mahama has stolen $10 billion dollars and has invest them in his foreign accounts.I calling on BNI to arrest super unprecedented thief John Dramani Mahama for stealing our money for he is not above the law.President John Dramani Mahama should resign from office immediately for investigation to begin as to where he got the $10 billion from.Else am Ghanaian to stage Arab string to remove the super thief from office,
A man and a woman were deeply in love. She, being of a religious nature, had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remark ...
read full comment
If you're a president of a nation and you give orders and your subordinates disrespect and go against you, that means your leadership is suffering from lack of confidence in yourself.
Please Mr. President, there's no shame ...
read full comment
Is the foolish NPP members in the Army,the Mati mi hu monkeys. In the Army.....
Prez Mahama please dont just 'direct' that the purchases be made locally. Those concerned have disobeyed you in the first instance so dont just 'direct' PUNISH THOSE CONCERNED PUBLICLY to demonstrate that you are in charge an ...
read full comment
The Council of State must tell Mahama that he is a dangerous bigot. Supply of shoes is not the problem . The Ghana army is terrible and pathetic. The agelong anti-Akan and especially anti -Asante sentiments have torn the arm ...
read full comment
you are really sick and need some real help. Tribalism, white man worshiping and the destruction of your fellow ghanians to prove your tribe is the best of monkeys to white people is why npp will continue to be in opposition. ...
read full comment
You are wrong. Even I'm not Asante. I want to say we are all one in Ghana so we must stop tribalism. The one doing
tribalism is not tribal? The one pointing out tribalism is rather tribalistic? Haaaaba
When they behave like you why wouldn't them be hated,with your stupid pride how can Ghana come toward.If the President is notvan Ashanti. Then he is not good.What has an Ashanti done for Ghana since independence apart from bu ...
read full comment
How can Ghana come foward with your stupid pride........if the President is not an Ashanti the he is not Good
You are wrong.. You are out of place. I'm not saying an Asante shd be President. I'm saying the current President or anyone who is President shd stop tribalism. We are all one. Who ever is the President must be fair to all t ...
read full comment
There is no better party in Ghana than the NDC and its leader JDM that can work to turn around the fortunes of this country. Mahama has proven his worth and we shall vote for him come November 2016.
120,000 YOUNG PEOPLE ARE ...
read full comment
No, we prefer China boots, kwasiato!!!
Say something to show you have a thinking cap on. Ghana is slipping thru the cracks and everything should not be a joke pal.
Free education for Ashanti's, Ghana is s backward country......
No one or nobody will respect becos u r incompetent president
It is said that the voice of the people is the voice of God. Mahama has done it all, we voted for him because we trust in him and we shall vote for him again in November to renew his mandate. since he assumed office 16,372 j ...
read full comment
Please don't blame the security services for not buyig the Ghana made shoes. I am 100% sure they are poorly made. Just buy 100 pairs and share them among the various security services for a try. After a month, the problem wil ...
read full comment
Indeed...#talk is cheat. what has happened to the Kantanka vehicles your government promised to perches? You decided to buy mahindra vehicle for your campaign when we have have vehicles manufactured here in Ghana.
how about paliament chairs is it ghana made
This is childish do Ghanaians need the president to tell them what to do when it comes to this at all . Do we ve leaders at all ?
Do you people believe who ever hide behind a particular tribe and writes against another tribe cud be a fake.?
This should go beyond presidential direction...what we needed is a law by parliament to make it mandatory for all institutions to buy made in ghana goods, rice , cooking oil, furniture poultry and what have first before anyt ...
read full comment
GHANA MUST LEARN TO USE CARROTS AND STICKS AS POLICY INSTRUMENTS IN THE ADMINISTRATION OF THE COUNTRY. YOU GAVE DIRECTIVES AND THESE DIRECTIVES ARE BEING DISOBEYED BY PEOPLE YOU PAY TO DO YOUR WORK: FIRE THEM. THATS THE SIMPL ...
read full comment
It has revile to the public domain that panama document has revile president John Dramani Mahama has stolen $10 billion dollars and has invest them in his foreign accounts.I calling on BNI to arrest super unprecedented thief ...
read full comment