You can GET chocolate.
-- Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.
-- You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
-- You can have chocolate in in public.
-- If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won't mind.
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You can GET chocolate.
-- Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.
-- You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
-- You can have chocolate in in public.
-- If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won't mind.
-- The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
-- You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
-- No need to fake your enjoyment of chocolate.
-- Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
-- You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
-- You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
-- Size doesn't matter -- though more is still better.
Shergar 9 years ago
A man found a magic lamp on the beach. He rubbed it and out popped a genie, who gave the man three wishes.
The man wished for a million dollars, and poof! There was a million dollars.
Then he wished for a convertible, ... read full comment
A man found a magic lamp on the beach. He rubbed it and out popped a genie, who gave the man three wishes.
The man wished for a million dollars, and poof! There was a million dollars.
Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! There was a convertible.
And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women...
Poof! He turned into a box of chocolates
Uri Netaker 9 years ago
An old man was very ill and nearing his final hours. He noticed the aroma of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen.
With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself slowly out from his bed, across the floo ... read full comment
An old man was very ill and nearing his final hours. He noticed the aroma of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen.
With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself slowly out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen.
His wife was just taking the chocolate chip cookies from the oven.
With his last bit of energy, he reached for a cookie.
His wife tapped the back of his hand, and said, “Leave them alone, they’re for the funeral!
Kwabena Ohemeng,london. 9 years ago
The government should ban the importation of foreign chocolates into the country.Why should such importations be allowed when Ghana's chocolates are of better quality than the foreign ones?The government should move fast to b ... read full comment
The government should ban the importation of foreign chocolates into the country.Why should such importations be allowed when Ghana's chocolates are of better quality than the foreign ones?The government should move fast to ban them.
You can GET chocolate.
-- Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.
-- You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
-- You can have chocolate in in public.
-- If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won't mind.
- ...
read full comment
A man found a magic lamp on the beach. He rubbed it and out popped a genie, who gave the man three wishes.
The man wished for a million dollars, and poof! There was a million dollars.
Then he wished for a convertible, ...
read full comment
An old man was very ill and nearing his final hours. He noticed the aroma of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen.
With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself slowly out from his bed, across the floo ...
read full comment
The government should ban the importation of foreign chocolates into the country.Why should such importations be allowed when Ghana's chocolates are of better quality than the foreign ones?The government should move fast to b ...
read full comment