To celebrate their 7th anniversary, a man and his wife spend the weekend at an exclusive golf resort. He is a pretty good golfer, but she only just started. When they head down to the golf course after a lavish lunch and a bo ... read full comment
To celebrate their 7th anniversary, a man and his wife spend the weekend at an exclusive golf resort. He is a pretty good golfer, but she only just started. When they head down to the golf course after a lavish lunch and a bottle of champagne, they notice a beautiful mansion a couple of hundred yards behind the first hole.
"Let's be extra careful, honey," the husband says, "If we damage that house over there, it'll cost us a fortune."
The wife nods, tees off and - bang! - sends the ball right through the window of the mansion.
"Jesus Christ," the husband says. "I told you to watch out for that house. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see what the damage is."
They walk up to the house and knock on the door.
"Come on in," a voice in the house says.
The couple open the door and enter the foyer. The living room is a mess. There are pieces of glass all over the floor and a broken bottle near the window. A man sits on the couch.
When the couple enter the room, he gets up and says, "Are you the guys who just broke my window?"
"Um, yeah," the husband replies, "sorry about that."
"Not at all, it's me who has to thank you. I'm a genie and was trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. You've just released me. To show my gratitude, I'm allowed to grant each of you a wish. But - I'll require one favor in return."
"Really? That's great!" the husband says. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem - that's the least I can do. And you, what do you want?" the genie asks, looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," the wife says.
The genie smiles. "Consider it done."
"And what's this favor we must grant in return, genie?" the husband asks.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that stupid bottle for the last thousand years, I haven't had sex with a woman for a very long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband scratches his head, looks at the wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all these houses, honey. So I guess I'm fine if it's alright with you."
The genie and the wife disappear in a room upstairs and make love for an hour, while the husband stays in the living room.
When they are done, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife and asks, "How old exactly is your husband?"
"31," she replies.
"And he still believes in genies? That's amazing!
Oroko 8 years ago
Afia Tenge you're truly beautiful. Hope you've a good husband. The most gorgeous police lady in Ghana.
Afia Tenge you're truly beautiful. Hope you've a good husband. The most gorgeous police lady in Ghana.
EFO 8 years ago
Master I don't come and cross me because that woman I dey watch am long time. So I beg
Master I don't come and cross me because that woman I dey watch am long time. So I beg
Ajaho 8 years ago
Guess you are Nigerian
Guess you are Nigerian
EFO 8 years ago
The military academy recruitment should also be watched closed because it has become a family employment venture for children of senior military officers, ministers and it is done on tribal grounds. The poor has no place ther ... read full comment
The military academy recruitment should also be watched closed because it has become a family employment venture for children of senior military officers, ministers and it is done on tribal grounds. The poor has no place there.
Ajaho 8 years ago
Don't blame them. That is Mahama Ghana
Don't blame them. That is Mahama Ghana
Ajaho 8 years ago
Lol
Lol
mannie's 8 years ago
Prime suspect ''duhu'' who's inevitably an ewe doing what they do best. Crime and nothing else. Why do we allow these greedy opportunists to tarnish the image of Ghana?
Prime suspect ''duhu'' who's inevitably an ewe doing what they do best. Crime and nothing else. Why do we allow these greedy opportunists to tarnish the image of Ghana?
Pele Pele 8 years ago
National security knows about this, crooks who are looking for money to help Ndc campaign
National security knows about this, crooks who are looking for money to help Ndc campaign
Emmanuel Nkpawin 8 years ago
there is one alhaji who also collected my money about 1800Ghana for four years now no police
there is one alhaji who also collected my money about 1800Ghana for four years now no police
I'd ownet-ESTHER 8 years ago
What has Dr. Aning got to say about such National a security Scam which could be a threat to the Nation and danger to the citizens of Ghana if such recruitment is true?
What has Dr. Aning got to say about such National a security Scam which could be a threat to the Nation and danger to the citizens of Ghana if such recruitment is true?
Kofi 8 years ago
This is the guy as a national security operative. When we say Ghana should have won the African Corruption Cup, Mahama will be deceiving himself, it is not true. How secure is the country when such shady characters work for n ... read full comment
This is the guy as a national security operative. When we say Ghana should have won the African Corruption Cup, Mahama will be deceiving himself, it is not true. How secure is the country when such shady characters work for national security?
BRO DAN -TRC 8 years ago
Comment to: Obama to address nation on steps to fight terrorism
BLESSED PEOPLE OF AFRICA, DIGNIFIED PEOPLE OF THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD, NOBLE PEOPLE OF GHANA; ONE OF THE MOST (HEINOUS TERRORISM) BEING PERPETRATED AND PERPETU ... read full comment
Comment to: Obama to address nation on steps to fight terrorism
BLESSED PEOPLE OF AFRICA, DIGNIFIED PEOPLE OF THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD, NOBLE PEOPLE OF GHANA; ONE OF THE MOST (HEINOUS TERRORISM) BEING PERPETRATED AND PERPETUATED AGAINST HUMANITY IS THE -‘CONTINUOUS VIOLATION’- OF THE “US CONSTITUTION” AND “INTERNATIONAL LAW” BY THE US PRESIDENT; BARACK HUSEIN OBAMA IN PERSECUTING AN AFRICAN TO SEEK TO KILL HIM AGAINST THE DUE PROCESS OF LAW JUST TO COVER UP “CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY” AND TO MAKE THE TWO INNOCENT CHILDREN OF THE AFRICAN THE REWARD FOR THE CRIMES OF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION!!! BLESSED ONES OF: EUROPE, ASIA, AUSTRALIA, AFRICA AND ALL OF THE AMERICAN CONTINENT; IT IS FOR THIS REASON THAT I HUMBLY CALL ON ALL OF THE HUMAN RACE TO PEACEFULLY, NON-VIOLENTLY AND NON-WEAPONRY RESIST THE TOTAL ASSAULT ON THE CONSCIENCE OF HUMANITY BY THE US PRESIDENT UNTIL BARACK OBAMA SHOWS REGARDS FOR HIS OWN NATIONAL CONSTITUTION AND INTERNATIONAL LAW THAT –TOTAL JUSTICE- BE SERVED ACCORDING TO “ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL”, “EQUAL JUSTICE UNDER LAW” AND “JUSTICE FOR ALL”. ALL NATIONS OF THE WORLD; A TIME TO THINK. FOR CRIMES (WORSE) THAT “THE WATERGATES” HAVE BEEN VISITED UPON HUMANITY AND AMERICA.
HUMANITY AND THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD, HAVING MADE THIS NOBLE AND URGENT CALL, WE GTREATLY CAUTION THE (7/11 COMPANY; STORE 19700 FREDERICK ROAD, GERMANTOWN MARYLAND, 20874; USA) WHICH STORE, MANAGEMENT AND STORE OWNER, ARE CURRENTLY BEING USED BY THE PRESIDENT OBAMA AND THE SECRET SERVICE OF THE US WHITE HOUSE IN SEEKING TO COVER UP THE “CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY”. YES, WE WARN THE (7/11 COMPANY) THAT; NOT THE WHITE HOUSE OR BARACK OBAMA COULD SAVE (WAL-MART COMPANY, AND THE; HOME DEPOT COMPANY) FROM THEIR REPROACH IN ENGAGING IN THE FRUITLESS CRIMES WHICH THE (7/11 COMPANY) IS BEING USED TO ENGAGE IN ON BEHALF OF BARACK OBAMA AND THE WHITE HOUSE. FOR THE (7/11 COMPANY) IS CONTENDING NOT JUST WITH THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE AND THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD, THEY ARE CONTENDING WITH GOD WHO “CREATED ALL MEN EQUAL”!!!
WHITE HOUSE, US INTELLIGENCE SERVICE AND THE (7/11 COMPANY); GOD WAS WATCHING YOU CLOSELY ON SATURDAY DECEMBER 5TH, 2015 AS YOU BY YOUR CRIME COVERING AGENDA WERE CONSIDERING YOURSELVES AS USUAL “SMARTER THAN GOD” USING THE COMPANY. HUMANITY; THE PRUDENT HOLDS HIS PEACE UNTIL AFTERWARDS. FOR WHICH REASON I HELD MY PEACE AT THE TIME OF THE CRIME COVERING BY THE 7/11 COMPANY BACKED BY THE WHITE HOUSE ON DECEMBER 5TH, 2015. PRECIOUS ONES OF THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD, “IT IS FINISHED”. BUT FROM THIS TIME FORWARD SHOULD WE NEVER HOLD OUR PEACE WHEREVER THE SUN SHINES UNTIL “THE LAWLESS” GIVE PEACE A CHANCE. YEA; “OCCUPY TILL I COME”!!
TOGETHER, WE CAN! WITH GOD WE CAN!! GOD BLESS AFRICA TO –UNITE- AND STAND WITH HUMANITY AND THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD IN DEFEATING TOTALLY THESE –(HEINOUS ACTS OF TERROR)- BEING COMMITTED AGAINST (AN INNOCENT AFRICAN IN AMERICA) IN THE 21ST CENTURY; AND WHICH –(TERRORISM)- IS BEING COMMITTED BY PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA AGAINST THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE. GOD BLESS HUMANITY AND THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT THERE IS NO PROBLEM THAT CAN EVER BE SOLVED “WITHOUT’ ADDRESSING IT FROM THE VERY ROOTS. GOD BLESS AMERICA. AND, GOD BLESS OUR HOMELAND GHANA.
NOTE:
MUCH THANKS TO –‘GHANAWEB’- AND TO –‘MIGHTY GOD RADIO’.
NOTE: HUMANITY; THE SPACE WAS USED TO RE-POST SUNDAY POSTING AS THERE IS THE NEED FOR;AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ABOVE ARTICLE. THANK YOU.
To celebrate their 7th anniversary, a man and his wife spend the weekend at an exclusive golf resort. He is a pretty good golfer, but she only just started. When they head down to the golf course after a lavish lunch and a bo ...
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Afia Tenge you're truly beautiful. Hope you've a good husband. The most gorgeous police lady in Ghana.
Master I don't come and cross me because that woman I dey watch am long time. So I beg
Guess you are Nigerian
The military academy recruitment should also be watched closed because it has become a family employment venture for children of senior military officers, ministers and it is done on tribal grounds. The poor has no place ther ...
read full comment
Don't blame them. That is Mahama Ghana
Lol
Prime suspect ''duhu'' who's inevitably an ewe doing what they do best. Crime and nothing else. Why do we allow these greedy opportunists to tarnish the image of Ghana?
National security knows about this, crooks who are looking for money to help Ndc campaign
there is one alhaji who also collected my money about 1800Ghana for four years now no police
What has Dr. Aning got to say about such National a security Scam which could be a threat to the Nation and danger to the citizens of Ghana if such recruitment is true?
This is the guy as a national security operative. When we say Ghana should have won the African Corruption Cup, Mahama will be deceiving himself, it is not true. How secure is the country when such shady characters work for n ...
read full comment
Comment to: Obama to address nation on steps to fight terrorism
BLESSED PEOPLE OF AFRICA, DIGNIFIED PEOPLE OF THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD, NOBLE PEOPLE OF GHANA; ONE OF THE MOST (HEINOUS TERRORISM) BEING PERPETRATED AND PERPETU ...
read full comment