Goat gives birth to 'human being' at Amenfi

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yamaha 8 years ago

no comment

no comment
Frank Agyena-Karikari 8 years ago

Is this possible? If so, let biologists explain to some of us.

Is this possible? If so, let biologists explain to some of us.
PRINCEWILLY@YMAIL.COM 8 years ago

MAHAMA KNOWS MORE ABOUT DEAD GOATS SO HE CAN EXPLAIN IT BETTER THAN THE BIOLOGIST.
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN UNEMPLOYED GOAT?
BILLY IDOL.

MAHAMA KNOWS MORE ABOUT DEAD GOATS SO HE CAN EXPLAIN IT BETTER THAN THE BIOLOGIST.
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN UNEMPLOYED GOAT?
BILLY IDOL.
Boy 8 years ago

Your are an idiot why won't u call your foolish father to explain to u . Stupid person like you

Your are an idiot why won't u call your foolish father to explain to u . Stupid person like you
Yamed 8 years ago

Hahahaha

Hahahaha
Dr 8 years ago

You are such an idiot!!!

You are such an idiot!!!
Ada Boy 8 years ago

Not true,humans and animals cannot procreate. And what stop people from doctoring the pictures we see there?

Not true,humans and animals cannot procreate. And what stop people from doctoring the pictures we see there?
Saint Ghfuo: Nyantakyi must go! 8 years ago

We should start eating human meat.....I'm done eating meat. I'm grossed out!

We should start eating human meat.....I'm done eating meat. I'm grossed out!
STONER KOBYLYNTON 8 years ago

Frank, it is not strange at all. There is a case in New Jersey in USA where a lady had twins with different fathers after DNA was conducted which a Judge sitting on the case about child support ruled that, the father of one o ...
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Frank, it is not strange at all. There is a case in New Jersey in USA where a lady had twins with different fathers after DNA was conducted which a Judge sitting on the case about child support ruled that, the father of one of the twins is to make only $28.00 weekly child support.

Thinking in biological terms we all assume that once a man's egg contacts the females, there is no way another man's egg can cause conception. I have the opinion that the lady might have had dual sex the same day with two individuals hence the twins are of two fathers. With this scenerio, I don't see any strange thing about this very case which if its true could happen because a fool might have had sex with the goat.
Ghanaman THE REAL 8 years ago

It appears there are only a few intelligent people on Ghanaweb who are using their brains on this so called MYSTERY! This is JUST an abnormal goat and no human foetus!! You just cant cross the species barrier so there is no w ...
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It appears there are only a few intelligent people on Ghanaweb who are using their brains on this so called MYSTERY! This is JUST an abnormal goat and no human foetus!! You just cant cross the species barrier so there is no way a human sperm can fertilise a goat egg!!!
A similar case happened recently in the UK with a deformed lamb looking like an old man's face and nobody here was talking crap about any human cross fertilisation!!!! Calm down folks and use the brains God gave you instead of rushing to the simplest explanation for everything. Lazy backward thinking indeed!!!!!
Saint Ghfuo: Nyantakyi must go! 8 years ago

Do humans fuck lambs in UK? This is a known fact that people in the rural areas in most african countries have sex with these domestic animals. All the time..so why are you suprised with this?

Do humans fuck lambs in UK? This is a known fact that people in the rural areas in most african countries have sex with these domestic animals. All the time..so why are you suprised with this?
joshua selorm 8 years ago

What you ar saying can only be true if the babies ar unidentical twins

What you ar saying can only be true if the babies ar unidentical twins
Constructivist 8 years ago

It is very possible if the donor of the sperms that impregnated the goat is a human! If we are serious about finding the cause of the mystery, a DNA test should be carried out to find the human relatives of the goat.

It is very possible if the donor of the sperms that impregnated the goat is a human! If we are serious about finding the cause of the mystery, a DNA test should be carried out to find the human relatives of the goat.
Yamed 8 years ago

Haha

Haha
John,Tema 8 years ago

When OECD said we're last in science our leaders were against it.Scientifically how could this be possible?How could a foetus of a human being develop in the womb of a goat?Only in Ghana who're last in science.

When OECD said we're last in science our leaders were against it.Scientifically how could this be possible?How could a foetus of a human being develop in the womb of a goat?Only in Ghana who're last in science.
Saint Ghfuo: Nyantakyi must go! 8 years ago

This is what happens when a human ducks an animal without rubber. How did this huge thing come from the she goat? The offspring has 2toes just like the goat...wow! I'm glad I stopped eating meat. Disgusting. Soon, we will be ...
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This is what happens when a human ducks an animal without rubber. How did this huge thing come from the she goat? The offspring has 2toes just like the goat...wow! I'm glad I stopped eating meat. Disgusting. Soon, we will be eating ourselves, eating human meat with rice, future and garish...God help us all
bi 8 years ago

The question here is WHO FUCKED THE GOAT????

The question here is WHO FUCKED THE GOAT????
Kofi 8 years ago

No Frank, human sperm cannot fertilize a goat egg under usual conditions. It is possible to do a genetic manipulation to effect that.

No Frank, human sperm cannot fertilize a goat egg under usual conditions. It is possible to do a genetic manipulation to effect that.
ROMANO 8 years ago

THERE IS NO QUESTION NEMESIS RADAR UK!! AKA WISE TALK IS THE FATHER OF THE HUMAN GOAT PERIOD. HE KNOWS VERY WELL THAT IS WHY HE HAS HIDDING.

THERE IS NO QUESTION NEMESIS RADAR UK!! AKA WISE TALK IS THE FATHER OF THE HUMAN GOAT PERIOD. HE KNOWS VERY WELL THAT IS WHY HE HAS HIDDING.
NEMESIS RADAR, UK!! 8 years ago

Farmer caught having sex with goat
ModernGhana
Source: The Mirror
Regional News | 18 May 2008

A 25-year-old farmer, Kofi Owusu, of Awrapata, a farming community near Techiman, did the unthinkable, when he decided to s ...
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Farmer caught having sex with goat
ModernGhana
Source: The Mirror
Regional News | 18 May 2008

A 25-year-old farmer, Kofi Owusu, of Awrapata, a farming community near Techiman, did the unthinkable, when he decided to satisfy his sexual desires by having sex with a goat in the bush.

Kofi Owusu, who was caught red-handed by a hunter, Mr Adams Kusi, also from the same village, is currently on the run after the act which was considered a taboo of the highest level in the largely peasant community.

After his arrest, Owusu was brought before the Odikro, Ali Kokroko, but he managed to flee the village, and as of the time of filing this report, his whereabouts were yet to be known.

The hunter who spoke to The Mirror said he went on a hunting expedition, and while combing the forest, he heard the bleating of a goat in the bush.

He said this unusual bleating of the goat attracted his attention, and when he got to the scene, he saw Owusu, who had removed all his clothes, having sex with the goat.

Mr Kusi said Owusu did not notice him until he tapped him at the back, saying "My friend, what abomination are you committing?"

He told The Mirror that he arrested Owusu together with the goat and took them to the Odikro's palace, but he (Owusu) managed to bolt out of the town.

When contacted, the Assembly member for the area, Nana Sekyere Bomeng confirmed the story and said efforts were being made by the community to arrest the culprit.
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The 8 years ago

This shouldn't be a surprise. With Trokosis fucking goats and sheep, what do you expect?

This shouldn't be a surprise. With Trokosis fucking goats and sheep, what do you expect?
??????? 8 years ago

Ewes should stop this bad behavior. Fucking their own daughters is not enough they have taken it on animals.

Ewes should stop this bad behavior. Fucking their own daughters is not enough they have taken it on animals.
Joe Turkey 8 years ago

How stupid can some of you be. Do you have to display your hatred even where there is no need to? I guess you (it's only one person writing) guys stole the goat from the Volta region to the West. Idiots.

How stupid can some of you be. Do you have to display your hatred even where there is no need to? I guess you (it's only one person writing) guys stole the goat from the Volta region to the West. Idiots.
Mamuma Nkwantabisa 8 years ago

Re:why do Ewes behave this way? Pls stop attacking Ewes. It's senseless to attack our fellow Ghanaians without justification. Besides, Ewes are sweet people, just like any other tribe on the planet. Pls be wise and God-like.

Re:why do Ewes behave this way? Pls stop attacking Ewes. It's senseless to attack our fellow Ghanaians without justification. Besides, Ewes are sweet people, just like any other tribe on the planet. Pls be wise and God-like.
kwesi 8 years ago

Thank you for your comment and I'm an ewe and don't hate no akan, ga or any tribe in Ghana

Thank you for your comment and I'm an ewe and don't hate no akan, ga or any tribe in Ghana
my nobody 8 years ago

Stop saying bad words

Stop saying bad words
Haruna 8 years ago

@??????? School no go br3fo no hear hahahahahahahaha ............ I am pleading with for ? t? go back KG 1

@??????? School no go br3fo no hear hahahahahahahaha ............ I am pleading with for ? t? go back KG 1
ANNANG 8 years ago

LOL

LOL
C.Y. ANDY-K 8 years ago

“THESE AKANS” AND THEIR HANGERS-ON

The long awaited searchlight on these particular breed of human kind is soon at hand. This is just an interlude to warm you up, WITH SPICE ADDED TO IT. It is opportune in the light of ...
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“THESE AKANS” AND THEIR HANGERS-ON

The long awaited searchlight on these particular breed of human kind is soon at hand. This is just an interlude to warm you up, WITH SPICE ADDED TO IT. It is opportune in the light of the current consternation caused by the senseless and completely intellectually and academically bankrupt political puke vomited by Prof. Mike Ocquaye, a hanger-on, on us again. Enough! Is Enough!

It has now become normal that when one logs into the comments section of news posts and articles on Ghanaweb with intent to provide what one thinks are sensible comments, or find out what fellow Ghanaians think on the subjects at stake, one is NOT surprised at finding out that some jaded, dirty-minded, foul-mouthed, over-bloated and overrated, jealousy and envy-ridden Akan cyber trolls, have found the news or article as just another opportunity to heap insults and vituperation on Ewes with intent to demean and demonise them. “Northerners” have been added since President Mahama assumed the presidency. So to the Ayigbe this, trokosi that, we are now also greeted with pepeni this, ntafuor that. However, I won’t be concerned about the recent addition here.

For “these Akans,” no doubt some Asantes and others from within the former Asante Kingdom without a history of their own except that of Asante, being subjects, vassals and scions of their slaves, and their hangers-on from among the Fantes they used to war on, enslaved and slaughtered in thousands in the past, everything is about dissing Ewes as dirt and evil impersonated; while proclaiming at the same time that Ewes are dominating them in the civil and the security services besides other unfounded accusations. Some of them had even written books incorporating such accusations. This anti-Ewe vilification and demonisation, as I had shown elsewhere, were simply a fall-back on the virulent anti-Ewe campaign of Busia and his Progress Party during the 1969 General Elections against Gbedema’s National Alliance of Liberals which introduced the Akan/Ewe schism into Ghana’s politics, which is still lingering with us. Afterall, back in Ghana, some of their political leaders within the NPP which they invariably belong to, openly advocate attacking and killing Ewes and they are all so mentally warped that they find nothing wrong with it! And they have the temerity to be condemning xenophobia in S. Africa! Too many people, including Ewes themselves, have become too comfy with these threats and insults which have been going on for decades now!

Some Ewes who think the minds of “these Akans” are impervious to reason have unfortunately also taken to wholesale insult of Asantes in particular, whereas a Bono jerk and a scion of former vassals like Osei Tawiah might be the offender. Or, even someone with origins from the Elmina area, known for their close historical links to the Asantes since the latter got the Notes to the Castles after the defeat of Ntim Gyakari might be the culprit. Of course, they were all known as Asantes before, including even the Denkyira rebels that joined the other Denkyira subjects to overthrow their king. Well, it is the collateral damage innocents suffer in case of conflicts like this; just as all Ewes are subjected to these insults, stereotyping and demonization because of the actions of a few. So, those smug ones who think they are above descending into the mud-pit shall have some mud hitting them too. And when the shit hits the fan, they better take cover! Nobody shall be left unscathed.

Of course, these claims of dominance are not supported by any of the available statistical studies but was inbred into the psyche of “these Akans” by Dr Abrefa Kofi Busia and his Progress Party during the 1969 General Elections, the records of which I had drawn attention to several times by quoting Dennis Austin, even though the memories of that anti-Ewe campaign are indelibly implanted in the minds of some of us who were old enough to know what was going on. They have coined a word for it: “Ewenisation”! BUT then, curiously, they’d claim Ewes envy them (often mentioning Asantes as the major victims) when they are challenged, and often calling on the “brave Asantes” to do their dirty jobs for them! Envy them whaat??? When Ewes were supposed to occupy even ALL the late President Mills’ ministerial posts, as claimed by a Phd holder Kwabena Akurang-Parry, masquerading as Akadu Mensema, and many of “these Akans”, such as Justice Sarpong, were praising him for "telling the truth"??? What truth??? Such warped and convoluted thinking is hailed among them as articles of faith and the eternal truth to guide their sorry lives!

Some go about insulting Ewes as thieves. Now, if the prison population of Ghana is taken, can any one of you prove that Ewes dominate significantly those in prison for stealing? What about Ghanaians imprisoned abroad? Which ethnic group from Ghana predominates; not almost all people from the Akan ethnic group? Who are often cited among the most corrupt in Ghana?

I am sick and tired of this JJC sons of peasants, newly miseducated foolish and ignorant wannabes, constantly insulting we Ewes simply because they think, in their warped and prejudiced minds, that some Ewes have taken what belonged to them, presumed former overlords of what is now Ghana. So can anyone tell me what “these Akans” had which I, Andy C.Y. Kwawukume, a scion of Alfred K. Kwawukume of blessed memory; I, grandson of NC (Nathaniel Cooma) Kwawukume, Court Registrar and Chief of the Native Police of the Eastern Province, Keta, and of course, nephew of Torgbui Sri II (privately known as Cornelius K. Kwawukume), KMAC, OBE, MCE, the first Gold Coaster to be co-opted into the LegCo in 1916, all of us who can trace our ancestry to the leader of all Ewes before they split up way back in history to far back in Nigeria, do not have and I envy? By the way, times have changed and so I have been eking out a living off my own business for over the past ten years in London. Not easy keeping my nose above the raging meltdown but I had given jobs to Sri Lankans, Nigerians and Ghanaians and survived the credit crunch while many didn’t! Hurraayy!

I won’t say I don’t know about how some other Ewes feel, and I speak for myself and family only. I know most don’t have a clue as to how to respond to these abuses. Glibly proclaiming, as the Anlos do, that they are just “dzimakplaviwo” – unbred people (which they are); “gbemelawo” – bush animals (which they are not despite the deceptive appearances of some); “egbe tso mo na wo” – bush has covered their faces (which is debatable); “mi da asi le wo nu” - leave them (the docile and pathetic Don’t Mind Them Mentality Syndrome I have little respect for), are not the appropriate responses at this time in our association with the Akans, even if they were decades back when Ewes were first penetrating Akan areas after WW1. As for many non-Anlo Ewes, especially from northern Eweland, the problem is an Anlo one which is bringing opprobium on all Ewes, and they should deal with it. One of them, the late Dr Kodzi, even wrote a book in the 1990s in which he pointed out the Anlos as culprits to be targeted by “these Akans” in case of the reprisal attacks being threatened from way back in the 1980s, just as that demented man Kennedy Agyapong in Ghana recently advocated on air! Holy smokes! Can “these Akan” Avengers tell the difference between an Anloga man and a man from Hohoe? Neither is the renewed, open calls for secession (no longer a clandestine activity in the VR; perhaps, thanks to the demise of my notorious, secessionist busting uncle?), with same Antor’s divisive slant that derailed the Ewe Unification quest started by Torgbui Sri II in 1915, which will see the Anlo, Tongu and Peki areas left behind in Ghana, the way to go. “These Akans” will jump though with joy, and proclaim: good riddance! They won’t have that satisfaction though. I have what I think are the appropriate responses to them and the situation: the personal and collective. This one is personal - a case study you may call it - heralding the collective which comes later. Komla Dumor also did it his own way with his “Ayigbe Jokes” series on MyJoyFm in the late 1990s, in response to the wholesale abuse of Ewes in the pro-NPP press then, which mortified me tremendously. Something like that on radio in Norway would have seen him and his employers in jail!

So how many of the parents of “these Akans” could afford to buy and use a Mercedes from proceeds of their private enterprises like my late father did from 1960, after parking the Jeep he used in the North, when he and his British partner were liquidating the Gonja Settlement Scheme at Damongo on behalf of the departing colonial authority? Yes, we were there when President Mahama was born, just as two siblings after me at the same Government Hospital, no doubt. Were my father alive, I’d have heard all about the courtship that led to one of my many aunties giving birth to Ibrahim, step-brother to the President. Oh! The Tamakloes are not just members of the Adzorvia Royal Clan founded by my ancestor, Torgbui Sri I but a daughter of Tamakloega himself gave birth to my paternal grandfather. As for the Gonjas, we go a long way back. It is a pity that we haven’t as yet unraveled the saga that led to my own great grandfather reportedly marrying 32 of their women, earning a sub-titleship over what he built up and becoming one of them but that is another story situated at the Daboya area. It is, of course, such stories that shaped some of us while growing up. We don’t look up to anyone; others look up to us, so why on earth must I envy “these wretched Akans”?

So what were the parents and grandfathers of “these Akans” when my father was appointed the first African Administrative Manager of John Holt Bartholomew with over 20 whites underneath him when S. Africa was getting Apartheid? So where were the forebears of “these Akans” when my great, great grandfather, father to Torgbui Sir II who was in the Legislative Council from 1916-42, sat in prime position to negotiate peace with the British after the Sagrenti War? So what do “these Akans” and their hangers-on have in privileges, educational attainment, material well-being, physical looks - name it - which I as an Ewe who writes against the prejudices “these Akans” express against my ethnic group [and others] does not have and I envy? When we are supposed to be monopolizing all the goodies already? Doesn’t make sense! What has happened to the “Ewe hegemony”?

A couple of weeks ago, one of such ignorant fools, O.T. Oheneba, wrote on SIL that had it not been for the largesse of Nkrumah with his grandfather’s cocoa money, I, Andy C.Y. Kwawukume, would have been an illiterate; just as they often blame Nkrumah for allegedly allowing us to be a part of Ghana! You see, that is their images of us, based on their utter, bloody-minded ignorance! They have no clue that the VR was a major grower of cocoa and Ewes also own cocoa farms, besides engaging in other productive activities which add more to our GDP than cocoa! Yes! Growing maize and cassava can be more remunerative in some years than cocoa, and indeed add more to overall agricultural GDP than cocoa! If Adjei Marfo doesn’t that, how can we expect “these Akans” to know? All that reminded me of how much the late Torgbui Tamakloe VI was upset when Kofi Koomson in early 1993 devoted a whole centre spread in his “The Chronicle” insulting with reckless abandon the Tsikatas - fellow members of the royal Adzorvia clan of Anlo and unarguably one of the most educationally accomplished families in Ghana - calling the long deceased mother of Kojo an illiterate woman, blissfully ignorant of the fact that that woman was a Gold Coast icon and an educationist who was the first Gold Coaster to head the Catholic Convent for Girls in Keta, which is now Ola Secondary School in Ho. Yes, the school the wife of President Kufuor attended and learned to speak Ewe in Keta. As Torgbui remarked then, because their parents were illiterates, they just assumed that the parents of all Ewes were illiterates too! The issue is taken up in the collective response; such crass arrogant ignorance must not be allowed to continue to fester and poison the body politic. I therefore devoted a whole chapter to that! In that chapter, I deconstructed what was aptly expressed by no less a person by an Asante thus:

CONFRONTING THE ETHNIC DEMONS, PART 3

NEW MYTHS: WHY ASANTES DISRESEPCT THE GBE AND “NORTHERNERS”

Below we read Marc's reasons, given during exchanges on the Okyeame forum, for why there is "phenomenal disrespect" of the Gbe people and people from the north of Ghana, classified as “Northerners”, among his ethnic group the Asantes, and how he thinks this could or would be eradicated. What follows is my cross-examination (deconstruction) of his views to see if there are any merits to them, and if not, then what are the real reasons behind the disrespect and how to eradicate it.

"Date: Wed, 6 Aug 1997 13:15:00 +0200 (MET DST)
From: Marc < > Subject: ETHNICITY AND TROUBLES

“The problem of 'disrespect' towards migrant workers in this case, Ewes and people from the north, is phenomenal and indeed happens in any part in the world. Had it been back-migration, in this case Asantes going in large numbers to those areas, that problem would still be there. Migrant workers normally take on the worst jobs and that creates some social barrier, but I think such a problem can only be solved with time when the new generation fight their way up the ladder through education.
This, I think, is where we lack the contributions of sociologists on the net when it comes to such issues. Screaming that Asantes are this or that is meaningless. It only fuels the already loaded tension."
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There are poor Ewes and there are poor Akans. There are educated and uneducated Ewes just as same for Akans. Yes, we have our Adaklu Amangotsidekas so do you also have your wicked adobe hovels with occasional buruli ulcer infected inmates. That much I saw and was horrified when I travelled extensively in parts of the Central, Western and the Ashanti Regions in December 1992 and early 1993 collecting data for my dissertation on the rural banks. As for the Eastern Region, I know it quite well. I did my National Service there. By the way, Akurang-Parry, aka Akadu Mensema, I didn't write on the appalling lack of toilet facilities in Ghana, though it is a topic deserving urgent attention by scholars too! Teachers are now falling into those monstrosities that pass for places of convenience! [Since writing the foregoing, a journalist had written on the disgraceful toilet situation in Ghana.]

Are “these Akans” aware that 33% of present Asantes are descendants of the slaves they kept, that is, those "lucky" not to be sold or killed in grissly rituals, and some of them are Ewe in origins? Are they aware that some ancestors of Ewes even fought on the side of the Asantes in those predatory pre-colonial inter-ethnic, genocidal wars of plunder and loot, including against the English? Indeed, the time to break the “afisem” taboos, etc., has arrived. I am pissed off mightily! These ignoramuses and fools need to be taught some proper history, not that Mansa Musa died in a pair of trousers and Yaa Asantewaa the heroine folk tales (she actually wanted the slave trade to be re-introduced by the British!) we were all fed in basic and secondary schools. As a matter of fact, same refined and polished yarn (anansesem) are taught in our universities.

To the Asantes specifically, from the former Asante Protectorate which included the Brong Ahafo Region, let me tell them that they have indeed made much progress in joining the Civil Service and the security forces, considering the fact that they were not part of the Gold Coast colony until 1946, whereas a large section of the Ewe homeland was from the C19th. They were therefore not recruited into those bodies until after 1946 unlike southern Ewes who were part of the Gold Coast colony decades before the annexation of Asante and the Northern Territories (NT). That's why out of the 29 Gold Coasters who had reached officer ranks in the Army (I have their full bios data), Afrifa was the only officer in the Ghana Army from both present Ash/R and B/A combined on the eve of independence. Northerners, specifically from among the “Frafras”, though not in the colony, were recruited into non-officer positions in both the Army and Police because of their presumed fighting spirit and undoubted loyalty to authority similar to the same beliefs about the Gurkhas of Nepal. Only Col. Bawa who was shot and killed allegedly by Afrifa himself during the 1966 coup made officer rank from the NT, thanks to the fact that he came from the TVT part of it with better education under the Germans. Ewes were recruited for similar reasons but to fill middle level and senior positions too because they had education. Because of the very early missionary activity and formal education in the Ewe areas, which stretch from the Atlantic coast to the Peki/Ho/Hohoe areas, it meant that many Ewes acquired formal education from the early C19th. Even some coastal people, Ewes included, who did not go to school in those days learned to speak European languages through working for white people. And then there were those with European parentages who even had it better, taken to Europe to be educated and returned, or educated by their parents to serve them as clerks, factors, etc, in their businesses.

In fact, those mulattoes, from the Western Region to Angola, ran the slave trade from the coast and formed the core of the earliest educated Africans/Gold Coasters. Yes, the slaves the ancestors of you the Akans used to bring to the coast from the interior to be sold were bought and sold by those people after fattening them up to gain back weight lost on the grueling march to the coast. That's why a former white VC of Legon said the Fantes made more money from the slave trade than the Asantes except that you won’t catch them boasting about how rich they are! Wait until I tell you all about it, bloody-minded ignorant fools! If you are really educated and read, you should have known about that already by the way.

Now, the ignorant fools on Ghanaweb, like the rest of them in Ghana, do not know that trokosi came from among the Adangmes to Eweland. It is thus found along the Volta River in the Tongu Districts where the Adangme fugitives from the Akwamu wars settled among the Agaves and other places in Eweland, to as far as Togo, where those fugitives settled. That's why trokosi is found in the Ada area, which area, by the way, was first settled by the Agaves before the Adas came as fugitives to join them. An examination of the clan origin of the trokosi priests would reveal their Adangme origins. That's why trokosi is not found in the Ewe areas where the Adangmes did not settle for long, specifically, the whole of northern Eweland from Ho, Peki to Hohoe areas [they left the Avatime area where they settled to Agortime]. The northern Ewes therefore have no clue what it is! We in the south know because the Ga-Adangmes settled among us and are now part of our clan system. Only some very few uneducated, particular clan members, mostly with Ga-Adangmes origins, still patronise those trokosi shrines.

The vast majority of Ghanaians, literate or illiterate, are superstitious beyond belief. It is a topic I have been grappling with for over two decades now. It is simply some ignorant and foolish “these Akans” and their hangers-on who believe that all Ewes practise juju and trokosi. That Ewes who are mostly Christians now and, increasingly, Muslims and Buddhist as I found out in 2003, practise traditional religion too can only be claimed by ignorant Morons with capital M. I don’t even believe in the myths found in the Bible and, for that matter, the Qur’an, about a god creating this universe, human beings, the flora and fauna and causing floods and what not! I did not go to “school plenty, plenty”, come from a fourth generation educated background and still have my cosmology and cosmogony rooted at the Weberian primitive, substantive rationalisation level like the mass of you miseducated “these Akans”, your hangers-on and others! I knew that most Ghanaians were/are not civilized as a child in the 1960s before Ken Kuranchie came out of prison for contempt of court and pronounced sweepingly that Ghanaians were not civilized, as if Ghana was ever wrongly classified among the comity of acclaimed developed and civilized nations.

Yes, there was a time Ewes were encouraged to burn the cliché mid-night candle, as we're told education was our cocoa. Many Ewes therefore shined in their studies, leading to their recruitment by the colonial authority and the merchant houses to run their administrations. Upon independence, Ewes were thus among the top elite with experience to take over the positions the whites were vacating. My father and uncles, not to mention a host of clansmen, women and tribesmen, were among those people recruited from the private sector to set up and run the myriad of new projects the CPP started. The 1966 coup saw my father in the role of the Acting Financial Comptroller of the Workers Brigade again from his role as the substantive Deputy from its inception. The incompetent Brit the CPP had recruited again, still under the cloud of white superiority, with my father doing all the work for him to be signing, had deserted post too after getting what he wanted. Some of those CPP Ministers couldn't hold a candle to my father during the colonial era, not to mention white people, and Papa used to be so incensed with their unwise decisions and actions, which included sending that fair complexion man (name withheld) to the house to convince Papa to help them steal public monies! You see, Papa never took a penny home which didn't belong to him; that's why I am writing publicly about it now, even though the Kom Commission Report is there to support me. Those corrupted upstarts thus refused to pay him his full contract entitlements because they said he thought he was rich and so would not share in stolen public money and so did not need the extra money for acting as the head. Even after a number of court judgments in his favour, the full entitlements were not paid before his passing away in 1982! The lawless bastards and nobodies that took over the running of the Ghanaian state have since increased in their numbers! Today, it is thievery and lawlessness that are the badges of honour! That is not how the model colony of the Gold Coast was built by the grand and great fathers of some of us under British supervision.

Now, which dog born you these trolls, you “these Akans”? Where were your great, great grandfathers when the Gold Coast was being formed? Mine were at the negotiating table after leading the battles against the British too! I refuse to be insulted and demonized constantly with reckless abandon by the scions of nonentities and so-called royals of ill-repute alike! Is it because the ancestors of the latter plundered, massacred, kidnapped and sold the relations of some present Ghanaians more than my ancestors did, things which still make you proud today, mentally warped that you are? We sold a few too and is part of our shame, you know? Eweland was not known as the Slave Coast for nothing. Our misfortune was the great cowry inflation of the C19th that turned most of the “hotsuitorwo” (lit. owners of cowries) into paupers when it was over and cowries ceased to be medium of exchange in Africa. Yeah! I know you haven’t heard of this super hyperinflation before but I read long ago that even a very good teacher could only teach about 45% of what a student needs to become educated. I have done my part, start doing yours, bloody fools!

I shall return with the bazookas, as I go on the offensive! I did warn you all repeatedly before.

Andy C.Y. Kwawukume

cyandyk@ymail.com
STONER KOBYLYNTON 8 years ago

Brother, don't make tribal issue about this nonsense. A mentally sick individual might have done this if it is true.

Brother, don't make tribal issue about this nonsense. A mentally sick individual might have done this if it is true.
AKRANTIE-BINI-EATER 8 years ago

Was this in the Volta Region?
You eat too much Akrantie bini,now your head is full of SHIT

Was this in the Volta Region?
You eat too much Akrantie bini,now your head is full of SHIT
Akottey ofori atta 8 years ago

your father is the trokosi in Western region . fool like u

your father is the trokosi in Western region . fool like u
AKRANTIE-BINI-EATER 8 years ago

Techiman farmer-caught-having-sex-with-goat

Techiman farmer-caught-having-sex-with-goat
AKRANTIE-BINI-EATER 8 years ago

Akan people have been appearing in the news for fucking goats-all the time.
Try to google this "Techiman farmer-caught-having-sex-with-goat"

Akan people have been appearing in the news for fucking goats-all the time.
Try to google this "Techiman farmer-caught-having-sex-with-goat"
CNN 8 years ago

Brothers are benefiting from Dumsor afterall..

Brothers are benefiting from Dumsor afterall..
Saint 8 years ago

Hmmm only in Ghana

Hmmm only in Ghana
Essi 8 years ago

This is not a human being but probably a birth defect. Humans DNA are very different from animals & that means no animal can give birth to a human baby and vice versa.

This is not a human being but probably a birth defect. Humans DNA are very different from animals & that means no animal can give birth to a human baby and vice versa.
Obed Adore 8 years ago

This is a goat foetus that did not develop fully before being born

This is a goat foetus that did not develop fully before being born
BOWONDA 8 years ago

This is a very'Strange' but 'Interesting' story! I am however surprised that no researcher from our Universities was interested to research on this. Ebei Ghana!!! This will enable a serious biologist make a real mark in the f ...
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This is a very'Strange' but 'Interesting' story! I am however surprised that no researcher from our Universities was interested to research on this. Ebei Ghana!!! This will enable a serious biologist make a real mark in the field. Is anyone reading this???
Ken Ntiamoa 8 years ago

Have you ever heard about that in your life? They wouldn't know where to begin.

NDC wants to create jobs for their members. This one would be a good start.

Ken

Have you ever heard about that in your life? They wouldn't know where to begin.

NDC wants to create jobs for their members. This one would be a good start.

Ken
James Q 8 years ago

Bowonda, don't waste your breath on them. Have these lecturers finished embarking on strikes,ad agitating for higher pay while tormenting students in exams?

Bowonda, don't waste your breath on them. Have these lecturers finished embarking on strikes,ad agitating for higher pay while tormenting students in exams?
Joe Turkey 8 years ago

Hmmmm

Hmmmm
Princess 8 years ago

Oh ghanaians, how can a goat give birth to human child? Like Obed said, the fetus did not develop properly and that's the reason why it looks weird. The same can be said about a baby born in India with the arms resembling a c ...
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Oh ghanaians, how can a goat give birth to human child? Like Obed said, the fetus did not develop properly and that's the reason why it looks weird. The same can be said about a baby born in India with the arms resembling a crab. Does that mean the mother had sex with a crab? Absolutely not!
John,Tema 8 years ago

You don't know some Ghanaian women can have sex with crabs,termites,cows & elephants.Our women are strange human beings hahahaaaaa.You can't tell a pupil from Finland this story bcos scientifically they're smart.

You don't know some Ghanaian women can have sex with crabs,termites,cows & elephants.Our women are strange human beings hahahaaaaa.You can't tell a pupil from Finland this story bcos scientifically they're smart.
Anas 8 years ago

we are living in crazy world indeed,?how can dis happend; GHANA,!!!

we are living in crazy world indeed,?how can dis happend; GHANA,!!!
PRINCEWILLY@YMAIL.COM 8 years ago

A Journalist was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered by the side of the road.

Going by instinct, the Journalist figured that ...
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A Journalist was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered by the side of the road.

Going by instinct, the Journalist figured that there was some sort of auto collision. He was eager to get to the injured parties but couldn't get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."

The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a goat.
THEREALTRUTH 8 years ago

Still not humor. Quit wasting space for such stupid rubbish!

Still not humor. Quit wasting space for such stupid rubbish!
Frank 8 years ago

Mr.Real Truth,have some hummor.
.Dumsor has make you too rigid .

Mr.Real Truth,have some hummor.
.Dumsor has make you too rigid .
NPP NO WAY 8 years ago

GHANAIAN CAN FUCK ANY HOLE..

GHANAIAN CAN FUCK ANY HOLE..
jata 8 years ago

How come the mother goat is smaller than the goat she just gave birth to? How come that big thing come of the anus of that small mother goat? Someone explain.

How come the mother goat is smaller than the goat she just gave birth to? How come that big thing come of the anus of that small mother goat? Someone explain.
Visio 8 years ago

Ignore the dumb mind of Ghanaians, they believe anything they read or hear. That ugly fetus was deformed and too big for the mother goat and it killed her. It's no human.

Ignore the dumb mind of Ghanaians, they believe anything they read or hear. That ugly fetus was deformed and too big for the mother goat and it killed her. It's no human.
Frank 8 years ago

Are you a fool?Did you come out from the anus of your mother?as you are suggesting the fetus came out from the anus of the goat.

Are you a fool?Did you come out from the anus of your mother?as you are suggesting the fetus came out from the anus of the goat.
kwesi boahene 8 years ago

thou,it strange but not suprising if human beings stealing goats and other animals are impregnanting their kind then why not animals also.

thou,it strange but not suprising if human beings stealing goats and other animals are impregnanting their kind then why not animals also.
kwesi boahene 8 years ago

thou suprising but not strange , if human beings stealing goat and animals becomes pregnant of those kinds, then why not animals also.

thou suprising but not strange , if human beings stealing goat and animals becomes pregnant of those kinds, then why not animals also.
PRINCEWILLY@YMAIL.COM 8 years ago

A visiting professor at the University of West Virginia gives a seminar on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"We ...
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A visiting professor at the University of West Virginia gives a seminar on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start," says the professor. "How many have seen a ghost?"

About 20 students raise their hands.

The professor asks, "Has anyone ever touched a ghost?"

Three students raise their hands.

"OK," says the professor. "I'm curious -- have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

One student way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished. He takes a step back and says,
"Sir, would you be willing to come up here and tell us about your experience?"

The student make his way up to the podium.

The professor says, "Thank you for being so honest. Now, please, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."

The student replies, "Ghost?! Dang, I thought you was talking' about 'goats.'"
Ab 8 years ago

Oh yes! With these animal-like ewes scattered all over ghana, any thing can happen. In no time dogs and hens may give birth to ewe-like humans

Oh yes! With these animal-like ewes scattered all over ghana, any thing can happen. In no time dogs and hens may give birth to ewe-like humans
Jesus is merciful 8 years ago

Shame on u. What has tribalism got to do with dis?

Shame on u. What has tribalism got to do with dis?
Kofi 8 years ago

Ab, be serious. This is not funny.

Ab, be serious. This is not funny.
ANNANG 8 years ago

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
C. Y. ANDY-K 8 years ago

“THESE AKANS” AND THEIR HANGERS-ON

The long awaited searchlight on these particular breed of human kind is soon at hand. This is just an interlude to warm you up, WITH SPICE ADDED TO IT. It is opportune in the light of ...
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“THESE AKANS” AND THEIR HANGERS-ON

The long awaited searchlight on these particular breed of human kind is soon at hand. This is just an interlude to warm you up, WITH SPICE ADDED TO IT. It is opportune in the light of the current consternation caused by the senseless and completely intellectually and academically bankrupt political puke vomited by Prof. Mike Ocquaye, a hanger-on, on us again. And then the Asantehene's outburst about Asantes being denied jobs by the NDC, and AFAG coming out in support and identifying Ewes and "Northerners" as those taking the jobs from the Asantes. Indeed! Just imagine that! Enough Is Enough!

It has now become normal that when one logs into the comments section of news posts and articles on Ghanaweb with intent to provide what one thinks are sensible comments, or find out what fellow Ghanaians think on the subjects at stake, one is NOT surprised at finding out that some jaded, dirty-minded, foul-mouthed, over-bloated and overrated, jealousy and envy-ridden Akan cyber trolls, have found the news or article as just another opportunity to heap insults and vituperation on Ewes with intent to demean and demonise them. “Northerners” have been added since President Mahama assumed the presidency. So to the Ayigbe this, trokosi that, we are now also greeted with pepeni this, ntafuor that. However, I won’t be concerned about the recent addition here.

For “these Akans,” no doubt some Asantes and others from within the former Asante Kingdom without a history of their own except that of Asante, being subjects, vassals and scions of their slaves, and their hangers-on from among the Fantes they used to war on, enslaved and slaughtered in thousands in the past, everything is about dissing Ewes as dirt and evil impersonated; while proclaiming at the same time that Ewes are dominating them in the civil and the security services besides other unfounded accusations. Some of them had even written books incorporating such accusations. This anti-Ewe vilification and demonisation, as I had shown elsewhere, were simply a fall-back on the virulent anti-Ewe campaign of Busia and his Progress Party during the 1969 General Elections against Gbedema’s National Alliance of Liberals which introduced the Akan/Ewe schism into Ghana’s politics, which is still lingering with us. Afterall, back in Ghana, some of their political leaders within the NPP which they invariably belong to, openly advocate attacking and killing Ewes and they are all so mentally warped that they find nothing wrong with it! And they have the temerity to be condemning xenophobia in S. Africa! Too many people, including Ewes themselves, have become too comfy with these threats and insults which have been going on for decades now!

Some Ewes who think the minds of “these Akans” are impervious to reason have unfortunately also taken to wholesale insult of Asantes in particular, whereas a Bono jerk and a scion of former vassals like Osei Tawiah might be the offender. Or, even someone with origins from the Elmina area, known for their close historical links to the Asantes since the latter got the Notes to the Castles after the defeat of Ntim Gyakari might be the culprit. Of course, they were all known as Asantes before, including even the Denkyira rebels that joined the other Denkyira subjects to overthrow their king. Well, it is the collateral damage innocents suffer in case of conflicts like this; just as all Ewes are subjected to these insults, stereotyping and demonization because of the actions of a few. So, those smug ones who think they are above descending into the mud-pit shall have some mud hitting them too. And when the shit hits the fan, they better take cover! Nobody shall be left unscathed.

Of course, these claims of dominance are not supported by any of the available statistical studies but was inbred into the psyche of “these Akans” by Dr Abrefa Kofi Busia and his Progress Party during the 1969 General Elections, the records of which I had drawn attention to several times by quoting Dennis Austin, even though the memories of that anti-Ewe campaign are indelibly implanted in the minds of some of us who were old enough to know what was going on. They have coined a word for it: “Ewenisation”! BUT then, curiously, they’d claim Ewes envy them (often mentioning Asantes as the major victims) when they are challenged, and often calling on the “brave Asantes” to do their dirty jobs for them! Envy them whaat??? When Ewes were supposed to occupy even ALL the late President Mills’ ministerial posts, as claimed by a Phd holder Kwabena Akurang-Parry, masquerading as Akadu Mensema, and many of “these Akans”, such as Justice Sarpong, were praising him for "telling the truth"??? What truth??? Such warped and convoluted thinking is hailed among them as articles of faith and the eternal truth to guide their sorry lives!

Some go about insulting Ewes as thieves. Now, if the prison population of Ghana is taken, can any one of you prove that Ewes dominate significantly those in prison for stealing? What about Ghanaians imprisoned abroad? Which ethnic group from Ghana predominates; not almost all people from the Akan ethnic group? Who are often cited among the most corrupt in Ghana?

I am sick and tired of this JJC sons of peasants, newly miseducated foolish and ignorant wannabes, constantly insulting we Ewes simply because they think, in their warped and prejudiced minds, that some Ewes have taken what belonged to them, presumed former overlords of what is now Ghana. So can anyone tell me what “these Akans” had which I, Andy C.Y. Kwawukume, a scion of Alfred K. Kwawukume of blessed memory; I, grandson of NC (Nathaniel Cooma) Kwawukume, Court Registrar and Chief of the Native Police of the Eastern Province, Keta, and of course, nephew of Torgbui Sri II (privately known as Cornelius K. Kwawukume), KMAC, OBE, MCE, the first Gold Coaster to be co-opted into the LegCo in 1916, all of us who can trace our ancestry to the leader of all Ewes before they split up way back in history to far back in Nigeria, do not have and I envy? By the way, times have changed and so I have been eking out a living off my own business for over the past ten years in London. Not easy keeping my nose above the raging meltdown but I had given jobs to Sri Lankans, Nigerians and Ghanaians and survived the credit crunch while many didn’t! Hurraayy!

I won’t say I don’t know about how some other Ewes feel, and I speak for myself and family only. I know most don’t have a clue as to how to respond to these abuses. Glibly proclaiming, as the Anlos do, that they are just “dzimakplaviwo” – unbred people (which they are); “gbemelawo” – bush animals (which they are not despite the deceptive appearances of some); “egbe tso mo na wo” – bush has covered their faces (which is debatable); “mi da asi le wo nu” - leave them (the docile and pathetic Don’t Mind Them Mentality Syndrome I have little respect for), are not the appropriate responses at this time in our association with the Akans, even if they were decades back when Ewes were first penetrating Akan areas after WW1. As for many non-Anlo Ewes, especially from northern Eweland, the problem is an Anlo one which is bringing opprobium on all Ewes, and they should deal with it. One of them, the late Dr Kodzi, even wrote a book in the 1990s in which he pointed out the Anlos as culprits to be targeted by “these Akans” in case of the reprisal attacks being threatened from way back in the 1980s, just as that demented man Kennedy Agyapong in Ghana recently advocated on air! Holy smokes! Can “these Akan” Avengers tell the difference between an Anloga man and a man from Hohoe? Neither is the renewed, open calls for secession (no longer a clandestine activity in the VR; perhaps, thanks to the demise of my notorious, secessionist busting uncle?), with same Antor’s divisive slant that derailed the Ewe Unification quest started by Torgbui Sri II in 1915, which will see the Anlo, Tongu and Peki areas left behind in Ghana, the way to go. “These Akans” will jump though with joy, and proclaim: good riddance! They won’t have that satisfaction though. I have what I think are the appropriate responses to them and the situation: the personal and collective. This one is personal - a case study you may call it - heralding the collective which comes later. Komla Dumor also did it his own way with his “Ayigbe Jokes” series on MyJoyFm in the late 1990s, in response to the wholesale abuse of Ewes in the pro-NPP press then, which mortified me tremendously. Something like that on radio in Norway would have seen him and his employers in jail!

So how many of the parents of “these Akans” could afford to buy and use a Mercedes from proceeds of their private enterprises like my late father did from 1960, after parking the Jeep he used in the North, when he and his British partner were liquidating the Gonja Settlement Scheme at Damongo on behalf of the departing colonial authority? Yes, we were there when President Mahama was born, just as two siblings after me at the same Government Hospital, no doubt. Were my father alive, I’d have heard all about the courtship that led to one of my many aunties giving birth to Ibrahim, step-brother to the President. Oh! The Tamakloes are not just members of the Adzorvia Royal Clan founded by my ancestor, Torgbui Sri I but a daughter of Tamakloega himself gave birth to my paternal grandfather. As for the Gonjas, we go a long way back. It is a pity that we haven’t as yet unraveled the saga that led to my own great grandfather reportedly marrying 32 of their women, earning a sub-titleship over what he built up and becoming one of them but that is another story situated at the Daboya area. It is, of course, such stories that shaped some of us while growing up. We don’t look up to anyone; others look up to us, so why on earth must I envy “these wretched Akans”?

So what were the parents and grandfathers of “these Akans” when my father was appointed the first African Administrative Manager of John Holt Bartholomew with over 20 whites underneath him when S. Africa was getting Apartheid? So where were the forebears of “these Akans” when my great, great grandfather, father to Torgbui Sir II who was in the Legislative Council from 1916-42, sat in prime position to negotiate peace with the British after the Sagrenti War? So what do “these Akans” and their hangers-on have in privileges, educational attainment, material well-being, physical looks - name it - which I as an Ewe who writes against the prejudices “these Akans” express against my ethnic group [and others] does not have and I envy? When we are supposed to be monopolizing all the goodies already? Doesn’t make sense! What has happened to the “Ewe hegemony”?

A couple of weeks ago, one of such ignorant fools, O.T. Oheneba, wrote on SIL that had it not been for the largesse of Nkrumah with his grandfather’s cocoa money, I, Andy C.Y. Kwawukume, would have been an illiterate; just as they often blame Nkrumah for allegedly allowing us to be a part of Ghana! You see, that is their images of us, based on their utter, bloody-minded ignorance! They have no clue that the VR was a major grower of cocoa and Ewes also own cocoa farms, besides engaging in other productive activities which add more to our GDP than cocoa! Yes! Growing maize and cassava can be more remunerative in some years than cocoa, and indeed add more to overall agricultural GDP than cocoa! If Adjei Marfo doesn’t that, how can we expect “these Akans” to know? All that reminded me of how much the late Torgbui Tamakloe VI was upset when Kofi Koomson in early 1993 devoted a whole centre spread in his “The Chronicle” insulting with reckless abandon the Tsikatas - fellow members of the royal Adzorvia clan of Anlo and unarguably one of the most educationally accomplished families in Ghana - calling the long deceased mother of Kojo an illiterate woman, blissfully ignorant of the fact that that woman was a Gold Coast icon and an educationist who was the first Gold Coaster to head the Catholic Convent for Girls in Keta, which is now Ola Secondary School in Ho. Yes, the school the wife of President Kufuor attended and learned to speak Ewe in Keta. As Torgbui remarked then, because their parents were illiterates, they just assumed that the parents of all Ewes were illiterates too! The issue is taken up in the collective response; such crass arrogant ignorance must not be allowed to continue to fester and poison the body politic. I therefore devoted a whole chapter to that! In that chapter, I deconstructed what was aptly expressed by no less a person by an Asante thus:

CONFRONTING THE ETHNIC DEMONS, PART 3

NEW MYTHS: WHY ASANTES DISRESEPCT THE GBE AND “NORTHERNERS”

Below we read Marc's reasons, given during exchanges on the Okyeame forum, for why there is "phenomenal disrespect" of the Gbe people and people from the north of Ghana, classified as “Northerners”, among his ethnic group the Asantes, and how he thinks this could or would be eradicated. What follows is my cross-examination (deconstruction) of his views to see if there are any merits to them, and if not, then what are the real reasons behind the disrespect and how to eradicate it.

"Date: Wed, 6 Aug 1997 13:15:00 +0200 (MET DST)
From: Marc < > Subject: ETHNICITY AND TROUBLES

“The problem of 'disrespect' towards migrant workers in this case, Ewes and people from the north, is phenomenal and indeed happens in any part in the world. Had it been back-migration, in this case Asantes going in large numbers to those areas, that problem would still be there. Migrant workers normally take on the worst jobs and that creates some social barrier, but I think such a problem can only be solved with time when the new generation fight their way up the ladder through education.
This, I think, is where we lack the contributions of sociologists on the net when it comes to such issues. Screaming that Asantes are this or that is meaningless. It only fuels the already loaded tension."
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There are poor Ewes and there are poor Akans. There are educated and uneducated Ewes just as same for Akans. Yes, we have our Adaklu Amangotsidekas so do you also have your wicked adobe hovels with occasional buruli ulcer infected inmates. That much I saw and was horrified when I travelled extensively in parts of the Central, Western and the Ashanti Regions in December 1992 and early 1993 collecting data for my dissertation on the rural banks. As for the Eastern Region, I know it quite well. I did my National Service there. By the way, Akurang-Parry, aka Akadu Mensema, I didn't write on the appalling lack of toilet facilities in Ghana, though it is a topic deserving urgent attention by scholars too! Teachers are now falling into those monstrosities that pass for places of convenience! [Since writing the foregoing, a journalist had written on the disgraceful toilet situation in Ghana.]

Are “these Akans” aware that 33% of present Asantes are descendants of the slaves they kept, that is, those "lucky" not to be sold or killed in grissly rituals, and some of them are Ewe in origins? Are they aware that some ancestors of Ewes even fought on the side of the Asantes in those predatory pre-colonial inter-ethnic, genocidal wars of plunder and loot, including against the English? Indeed, the time to break the “afisem” taboos, etc., has arrived. I am pissed off mightily! These ignoramuses and fools need to be taught some proper history, not that Mansa Musa died in a pair of trousers and Yaa Asantewaa the heroine folk tales (she actually wanted the slave trade to be re-introduced by the British!) we were all fed in basic and secondary schools. As a matter of fact, same refined and polished yarn (anansesem) are taught in our universities.

To the Asantes specifically, from the former Asante Protectorate which included the Brong Ahafo Region, let me tell them that they have indeed made much progress in joining the Civil Service and the security forces, considering the fact that they were not part of the Gold Coast colony until 1946, whereas a large section of the Ewe homeland was from the C19th. They were therefore not recruited into those bodies until after 1946 unlike southern Ewes who were part of the Gold Coast colony decades before the annexation of Asante and the Northern Territories (NT). That's why out of the 29 Gold Coasters who had reached officer ranks in the Army (I have their full bios data), Afrifa was the only officer in the Ghana Army from both present Ash/R and B/A combined on the eve of independence. Northerners, specifically from among the “Frafras”, though not in the colony, were recruited into non-officer positions in both the Army and Police because of their presumed fighting spirit and undoubted loyalty to authority similar to the same beliefs about the Gurkhas of Nepal. Only Col. Bawa who was shot and killed allegedly by Afrifa himself during the 1966 coup made officer rank from the NT, thanks to the fact that he came from the TVT part of it with better education under the Germans. Ewes were recruited for similar reasons but to fill middle level and senior positions too because they had education. Because of the very early missionary activity and formal education in the Ewe areas, which stretch from the Atlantic coast to the Peki/Ho/Hohoe areas, it meant that many Ewes acquired formal education from the early C19th. Even some coastal people, Ewes included, who did not go to school in those days learned to speak European languages through working for white people. And then there were those with European parentages who even had it better, taken to Europe to be educated and returned, or educated by their parents to serve them as clerks, factors, etc, in their businesses.

In fact, those mulattoes, from the Western Region to Angola, ran the slave trade from the coast and formed the core of the earliest educated Africans/Gold Coasters. Yes, the slaves the ancestors of you the Akans used to bring to the coast from the interior to be sold were bought and sold by those people after fattening them up to gain back weight lost on the grueling march to the coast. That's why a former white VC of Legon said the Fantes made more money from the slave trade than the Asantes except that you won’t catch them boasting about how rich they are! Wait until I tell you all about it, bloody-minded ignorant fools! If you are really educated and read, you should have known about that already by the way.

Now, the ignorant fools on Ghanaweb, like the rest of them in Ghana, do not know that trokosi came from among the Adangmes to Eweland. It is thus found along the Volta River in the Tongu Districts where the Adangme fugitives from the Akwamu wars settled among the Agaves and other places in Eweland, to as far as Togo, where those fugitives settled. That's why trokosi is found in the Ada area, which area, by the way, was first settled by the Agaves before the Adas came as fugitives to join them. An examination of the clan origin of the trokosi priests would reveal their Adangme origins. That's why trokosi is not found in the Ewe areas where the Adangmes did not settle for long, specifically, the whole of northern Eweland from Ho, Peki to Hohoe areas [they left the Avatime area where they settled to Agortime]. The northern Ewes therefore have no clue what it is! We in the south know because the Ga-Adangmes settled among us and are now part of our clan system. Only some very few uneducated, particular clan members, mostly with Ga-Adangmes origins, still patronise those trokosi shrines.

The vast majority of Ghanaians, literate or illiterate, are superstitious beyond belief. It is a topic I have been grappling with for over two decades now. It is simply some ignorant and foolish “these Akans” and their hangers-on who believe that all Ewes practise juju and trokosi. That Ewes who are mostly Christians now and, increasingly, Muslims and Buddhist as I found out in 2003, practise traditional religion too can only be claimed by ignorant Morons with capital M. I don’t even believe in the myths found in the Bible and, for that matter, the Qur’an, about a god creating this universe, human beings, the flora and fauna and causing floods and what not! I did not go to “school plenty, plenty”, come from a fourth generation educated background and still have my cosmology and cosmogony rooted at the Weberian primitive, substantive rationalisation level like the mass of you miseducated “these Akans”, your hangers-on and others! I knew that most Ghanaians were/are not civilized as a child in the 1960s before Ken Kuranchie came out of prison for contempt of court and pronounced sweepingly that Ghanaians were not civilized, as if Ghana was ever wrongly classified among the comity of acclaimed developed and civilized nations.

Yes, there was a time Ewes were encouraged to burn the cliché mid-night candle, as we're told education was our cocoa. Many Ewes therefore shined in their studies, leading to their recruitment by the colonial authority and the merchant houses to run their administrations. Upon independence, Ewes were thus among the top elite with experience to take over the positions the whites were vacating. My father and uncles, not to mention a host of clansmen, women and tribesmen, were among those people recruited from the private sector to set up and run the myriad of new projects the CPP started. The 1966 coup saw my father in the role of the Acting Financial Comptroller of the Workers Brigade again from his role as the substantive Deputy from its inception. The incompetent Brit the CPP had recruited again, still under the cloud of white superiority, with my father doing all the work for him to be signing, had deserted post too after getting what he wanted. Some of those CPP Ministers couldn't hold a candle to my father during the colonial era, not to mention white people, and Papa used to be so incensed with their unwise decisions and actions, which included sending that fair complexion man (name withheld) to the house to convince Papa to help them steal public monies! You see, Papa never took a penny home which didn't belong to him; that's why I am writing publicly about it now, even though the Kom Commission Report is there to support me. Those corrupted upstarts thus refused to pay him his full contract entitlements because they said he thought he was rich and so would not share in stolen public money and so did not need the extra money for acting as the head. Even after a number of court judgments in his favour, the full entitlements were not paid before his passing away in 1982! The lawless bastards and nobodies that took over the running of the Ghanaian state have since increased in their numbers! Today, it is thievery and lawlessness that are the badges of honour! That is not how the model colony of the Gold Coast was built by the grand and great fathers of some of us under British supervision.

Now, which dog born you these trolls, you “these Akans”? Where were your great, great grandfathers when the Gold Coast was being formed? Mine were at the negotiating table after leading the battles against the British too! I refuse to be insulted and demonized constantly with reckless abandon by the scions of nonentities and so-called royals of ill-repute alike! Is it because the ancestors of the latter plundered, massacred, kidnapped and sold the relations of some present Ghanaians more than my ancestors did, things which still make you proud today, mentally warped that you are? We sold a few too and is part of our shame, you know? Eweland was not known as the Slave Coast for nothing. Our misfortune was the great cowry inflation of the C19th that turned most of the “hotsuitorwo” (lit. owners of cowries) into paupers when it was over and cowries ceased to be medium of exchange in Africa. Yeah! I know you haven’t heard of this super hyperinflation before but I read long ago that even a very good teacher could only teach about 45% of what a student needs to become educated. I have done my part, start doing yours, bloody fools!

I shall return with the bazookas, as I go on the offensive! I did warn you all repeatedly before.

Andy C.Y. Kwawukume

cyandyk@ymail.com
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Merits12345565 8 years ago

Hmmmmmm, Y all diz blood tins gonna nw onwards .only Almighty God knows .Plz Ghanaianz shud comport demselves .10x..

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Merits12345565 8 years ago

Hmmmmmm, Y all diz blood tins gonna nw onwards .only Almighty God knows .Plz Ghanaianz shud comport demselves .10x..

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Merits12345565 8 years ago

Hmmmmmm, Y all diz blood tins gonna nw onwards .only Almighty God knows .Plz Ghanaianz shud comport demselves .10x..

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ACHEAMPONG 8 years ago

AKUFO ADDO JUJU WORKING IN EVERY PART OF GHANA,

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OMAN BAPA 8 years ago

EEEEI MAHAMA JUJU CORRUPT,EVIL FAKE PREZ HMMMMMMM GHANA FOR YOU MAHAMA OOOOOO,MAHAMA IS CAUSED TO THE NATION

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pascal 8 years ago

Is that the real picture of story ? Which of the goats is the mother? The real goat is bigger than the baby. Fabrication at the highest level

Is that the real picture of story ? Which of the goats is the mother? The real goat is bigger than the baby. Fabrication at the highest level
kaven 8 years ago

Interesting developments.

Interesting developments.
Friends to all 8 years ago

Our scientist are scientist for what?they must come out and tell us something if it is a real story.

Our scientist are scientist for what?they must come out and tell us something if it is a real story.
Kpesa 8 years ago

FRANKLY ...

FRANKLY ...
Don karlos 8 years ago

God have mercy upon the person who impregnated the goat.

God have mercy upon the person who impregnated the goat.
Hasan Rasta 8 years ago

Did this happens in the volta? It is the life of some white people not only blacks. Stop acusing the Ewes whiles this happens in the western region.

Did this happens in the volta? It is the life of some white people not only blacks. Stop acusing the Ewes whiles this happens in the western region.
ASANTE 8 years ago

op

op
nana safo _ gomoa dominase 8 years ago

Investigate the owner of it

Investigate the owner of it
Eric the icecool 8 years ago

President mahama did that, he had sex with that goat, the kid is mahama goat son. and the goat baby boy resamble mahama. Even he (mahama) has already admitted for his comment about establishment of ...
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President mahama did that, he had sex with that goat, the kid is mahama goat son. and the goat baby boy resamble mahama. Even he (mahama) has already admitted for his comment about establishment of his goat family line.
Ekow, Cape Coast 8 years ago

Ewes should go back to their porr Volta Region and all these strange things would stop. I will bet my last peswa that an Ewe did that.

Ewes should go back to their porr Volta Region and all these strange things would stop. I will bet my last peswa that an Ewe did that.
topass 8 years ago

Ekow u r d most stupid fool I ever known in earth for such phrase u said. ur mama

Ekow u r d most stupid fool I ever known in earth for such phrase u said. ur mama
truth 8 years ago

which region is poorer then central?.and for your knowledge am ewe man will not sleep with an animal,his daughter or brothers wife because he knows its a taboo.only matrillineal akan does this

which region is poorer then central?.and for your knowledge am ewe man will not sleep with an animal,his daughter or brothers wife because he knows its a taboo.only matrillineal akan does this
General 8 years ago

the whole of Volta region is there and populated mostly by Ewes but we've never heard of such a taboo from the region. your sex hungry father nearly gave u a "kid brother" and u are trying to deny it. evil akans

the whole of Volta region is there and populated mostly by Ewes but we've never heard of such a taboo from the region. your sex hungry father nearly gave u a "kid brother" and u are trying to deny it. evil akans
Mr Bello 8 years ago

to be buried?
Are you nuts?
Burn the thing. This is Mahama's baby

to be buried?
Are you nuts?
Burn the thing. This is Mahama's baby
Loway 8 years ago

They should've called the authorities before burial

They should've called the authorities before burial
Alossman 8 years ago

If humanbeings are behaving. Like animals in Ghana here,why suprise that goats are giving birth to humans It is the human behavior that is portraying in animals.

If humanbeings are behaving. Like animals in Ghana here,why suprise that goats are giving birth to humans It is the human behavior that is portraying in animals.
Amidini 8 years ago

Someone may have sex with the said goat. Wonders shall never end

Someone may have sex with the said goat. Wonders shall never end
James 8 years ago

Amazing that three quarters of the people making comments think it is actually possible for a man to impreganate a goat. The countries an idiocracy.

Amazing that three quarters of the people making comments think it is actually possible for a man to impreganate a goat. The countries an idiocracy.
Kimmie 8 years ago

James, u should know by now that some Ghanaians are just plainly stupid. Whether they're educated or illiterate, superstition believe is still in their blood. No right-hearted and sane person would believe in this anansesem.

James, u should know by now that some Ghanaians are just plainly stupid. Whether they're educated or illiterate, superstition believe is still in their blood. No right-hearted and sane person would believe in this anansesem.
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CONFIDENCE 8 years ago

We should be ready for the END TIME because the hour has come

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cathy 8 years ago

Yes oooooooo hmmmmm asem

Yes oooooooo hmmmmm asem
Jon 8 years ago

so the dumsor has affected goats to? its only under mahama that such a thing can happen. anyway, its not a human but an undeveloped foetus of the goat.

so the dumsor has affected goats to? its only under mahama that such a thing can happen. anyway, its not a human but an undeveloped foetus of the goat.
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sharp teeth 8 years ago

this ashanti monkeys are capable of doing anything for juju money.sakawa moni make ashantis sleep with mad women,so impregnating a goat is a small thing.

this ashanti monkeys are capable of doing anything for juju money.sakawa moni make ashantis sleep with mad women,so impregnating a goat is a small thing.
Maame 8 years ago

Hmmmm

Hmmmm
Nana Effah 8 years ago

OOOOOOO HO! Impossibilities are becoming possibilities.

OOOOOOO HO! Impossibilities are becoming possibilities.
johnny 8 years ago

my eyes have seen my ears

my eyes have seen my ears
Jah 8 years ago

Manama is the father,he knew something about it

Manama is the father,he knew something about it
Dr 8 years ago

You are such an idiot

You are such an idiot
MOSES Y.SIMON 8 years ago

if someone tells your father like that will you be happy and your father and president mahama who is greater your father can never be like him.

if someone tells your father like that will you be happy and your father and president mahama who is greater your father can never be like him.
guit 8 years ago

hahahahahaha

hahahahahaha
KK 8 years ago

So where is a real picture of this Human-goat?

So where is a real picture of this Human-goat?
ENkasa 8 years ago

so is it human who fuck the goat?

so is it human who fuck the goat?
Kofitse Princess 8 years ago

This Is Crazy World Infact The End Is Approching

This Is Crazy World Infact The End Is Approching
Dr Fischer 8 years ago

We live in an era of scientific genetic manipulation. In theory anything is possible.

We live in an era of scientific genetic manipulation. In theory anything is possible.
Seidu Kumbil 8 years ago

This is a very bogus story which laughable. My genetics and biochemistry that I did tells me that such things are not possible. A goat and a human do not belong to the same species, hence a goat and a human cannot interbreed ...
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This is a very bogus story which laughable. My genetics and biochemistry that I did tells me that such things are not possible. A goat and a human do not belong to the same species, hence a goat and a human cannot interbreed to produce fertile offspring. Only organisms within the same species can interbreed to produce fertile offspring...
Alhassan Fuseini 8 years ago

It has never beem a secret that Mr. John Dramamni Mahama also has sex with goats.
The birth od this baby, accoding to DNA results, is John Mahama's baby. The baby has to be called Dumsor Dramani Mahama II.

It has never beem a secret that Mr. John Dramamni Mahama also has sex with goats.
The birth od this baby, accoding to DNA results, is John Mahama's baby. The baby has to be called Dumsor Dramani Mahama II.
THEREALTRUTH 8 years ago

Ghana journalist! At least do your research and atop using deceptive headlines. You ate dumbing down your readers. This should be educational hand informing. Not some old witchcraft enhanced tribal mentally reporting. Or are ...
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Ghana journalist! At least do your research and atop using deceptive headlines. You ate dumbing down your readers. This should be educational hand informing. Not some old witchcraft enhanced tribal mentally reporting. Or are you uneducated enough to believe this was a human? Ghana has enough corruption as it is. Now the reporters lie to get stories read.
Nana Bobie 8 years ago

Its impossible for human genes to mix with that of a goat's. Its just a mystery.

Its impossible for human genes to mix with that of a goat's. Its just a mystery.
ABDULAI MUMUM FROM ZABZUGU DISTRICT 8 years ago

HOW CAN HUMAN GIVE BIRTH GOAT ITS NOT TRUE

HOW CAN HUMAN GIVE BIRTH GOAT ITS NOT TRUE
HAWA YAKUBU 8 years ago

Some one been fucking this goat. DNA test pls

Some one been fucking this goat. DNA test pls
Rita Lordina 8 years ago

have u guys forgotten we ar de second class animal so y ar u surprise

have u guys forgotten we ar de second class animal so y ar u surprise
Enigma 8 years ago

Ghanaians are too gullible. It's strange how we can accept every nonsense that our half baked journalists published without a shadow of doubt. It's not surprising that our world hinges on religion and superstition instead of ...
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Ghanaians are too gullible. It's strange how we can accept every nonsense that our half baked journalists published without a shadow of doubt. It's not surprising that our world hinges on religion and superstition instead of science and technology, which is the bedrock and a key feature of developed nations. The only way we can develop is to change our backward cultural beliefs and obnoxious practices so as to embrace critical thinking worldview that allows for the development of science and technology.
MOSES Y.SIMON 8 years ago

my dear brothers and sisters be very very extra carefully about the way you speak on media.

my dear brothers and sisters be very very extra carefully about the way you speak on media.
Adam A. Wahidu. 8 years ago

allahu Akbar. god is great.

allahu Akbar. god is great.
Jonny 8 years ago

Took too long to report the birth of one if thier own

Took too long to report the birth of one if thier own
Nii Joromi 8 years ago

Is this a picture of Mr Dumsor?

Is this a picture of Mr Dumsor?
Oheneba Quaye 8 years ago

Shouldn't the National Institute or one of the Universities in Ghana study the being and give a statement or write a paper? This is what a messed up educational system does to a nation.

Shouldn't the National Institute or one of the Universities in Ghana study the being and give a statement or write a paper? This is what a messed up educational system does to a nation.
JB Mann 8 years ago

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aboa a oni dua Nyame na opra ne ho 8 years ago

Thisis a multi million dollar news and business. CAN I CALL CNN TO COME??

Thisis a multi million dollar news and business. CAN I CALL CNN TO COME??
aboa a oni dua Nyame na opra ne ho 8 years ago

wonders never cease under MAHAMA.....

wonders never cease under MAHAMA.....
Al-marish 8 years ago

Hmmmm the world is really coming to an end

Hmmmm the world is really coming to an end

Goat gives birth to 'human being' at Amenfi

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