During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows," the groom said. "When you get to me and the part where it asks if I promise to 'lov ... read full comment
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows," the groom said. "When you get to me and the part where it asks if I promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
The day of the wedding arrived, and they reached the part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked him in the eye and said:
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every wish and command, serve her breakfast in bed each and every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped, looked around, and replied in a meek voice, "Yes."After the wedding, the groom pulled the pastor aside and hissed, "I thought we had a deal!"
The pastor put the $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered, "Sorry, son, she made me a much better offer."
PRINCE KWASI ADADE (OFIE P33) 9 years ago
AUTHOR: STEVOO-------
GOD ISNT STUPID LIKE US, WE REAP WHAT WE SOWED,,,,WE SOWED FAKE JUDGEMENT DEBTS, ALMOST ONE BILLION DOLLARS....WE SOWED WOYOME 45 MILLION DOLLARS, WE SOWED WATERVILLE 46 MILLION DOLLARS,.....WE SOWED GY ... read full comment
AUTHOR: STEVOO-------
GOD ISNT STUPID LIKE US, WE REAP WHAT WE SOWED,,,,WE SOWED FAKE JUDGEMENT DEBTS, ALMOST ONE BILLION DOLLARS....WE SOWED WOYOME 45 MILLION DOLLARS, WE SOWED WATERVILLE 46 MILLION DOLLARS,.....WE SOWED GYEEDA, SUBAH, SADA, ....WE SOWED INFLATED CONTRACTS LIKE SIX CLASSROOM BLKS COSTING 400,000.00 GHC UNDER NDC INSTEAD OF 80,000.00 UNDER NPP....WE SOWED 8.7 BILLION GHC OVEREXPENDITURE IN 2012 JUST FOR NDC AND JOHN MAHAMA TO WIN ELECTIONS....WE SOWED A GREAT DEAL OF THIEVERY AND CORRUPTION WHILST MEN OF GOD AND DUNCAN WILLIAMS CONTINUE TO SIT IDLE BY OR GOT INVOLVED IN THIEVING THEMSELVES.......SO WHAT IS DUNCAN WILLIAMS SAYING TO GOD.....WE ARE REAPING WHAT THE NDC GOVT HAS SOWED.
OLD SOLDIER 9 years ago
AUTHOR:-BOLUS, MERCY ADEDE...
"The drug barons are currently targeting Ghana making us a vulnerable nation hence we must toughen our national security at all our Airports. If Ms Ametefeh has been allegedly doing such mano ... read full comment
AUTHOR:-BOLUS, MERCY ADEDE...
"The drug barons are currently targeting Ghana making us a vulnerable nation hence we must toughen our national security at all our Airports. If Ms Ametefeh has been allegedly doing such manoeuvres since 2009 goodness knows how many of such people have used this method just because of their status in society as security around such people have been relaxed. No one can be trusted when it comes to such issues any more as our security is at stake. We should not even allow the VVIP section security to be relaxed so that unscrupulous people take advantage of such freedom afforded to them in the wake of this saga".
Abongo 9 years ago
He is a thief like Nana who sold o9ur Drill Ship right?
He is a thief like Nana who sold o9ur Drill Ship right?
Ajoa Afari Yeboah 9 years ago
Princewilly@ymail.com, you are really a great satirist.
Princewilly@ymail.com, you are really a great satirist.
wise 9 years ago
Bullshit Gov't
Most useless and full of shit election rigging government
The Azaar sod cutting only Gov't
The NO WORK DONE Government
Bullshit Gov't
Most useless and full of shit election rigging government
The Azaar sod cutting only Gov't
The NO WORK DONE Government
Zeus 9 years ago
The president doesnt have to prove anything. He is only going to reiterate what both opposition and majority have done over the past year, He is only heading a bunch of sycophants who have done nothing sensible for us over ... read full comment
The president doesnt have to prove anything. He is only going to reiterate what both opposition and majority have done over the past year, He is only heading a bunch of sycophants who have done nothing sensible for us over the year. All parliamentarians should face the wrath of Ghanaians because all of you have no balls. You have all failed us as a government whether you are in the majority or minority so please stop showing your stupidity to the whole world. When it comes to increasing your pay then you all agree to cheat Ghanaians. Why can't you all agree to help the president?
oteng 9 years ago
i hope that this N D C government have nothing better to offer ghanaians
i hope that this N D C government have nothing better to offer ghanaians
Abongo 9 years ago
Minority idiots. Your people sold our Drill Ship. Where is the money?
Minority idiots. Your people sold our Drill Ship. Where is the money?
ABAAH. 9 years ago
IT IS IN YOUR MOTHER'S PUSSY DONKEY!!!.
IT IS IN YOUR MOTHER'S PUSSY DONKEY!!!.
United Ghana 9 years ago
Is it necessary to spend money, in these difficult times, to spruce parliament up for this stupid one-off speech?
Is it necessary to spend money, in these difficult times, to spruce parliament up for this stupid one-off speech?
ZoRRo 9 years ago
This lazy president must resign so that NDC can field a more competent leader for Ghana. There is no way lazy Mahama can win the next election.
This lazy president must resign so that NDC can field a more competent leader for Ghana. There is no way lazy Mahama can win the next election.
KWAME-BELGIUM 9 years ago
It's a pity that the NPP MP don't understand it means to be opposition party in parliament. They must respect the sitting President of Ghana and the government of the day. Its really a pity and very shameful that our NPP oppo ... read full comment
It's a pity that the NPP MP don't understand it means to be opposition party in parliament. They must respect the sitting President of Ghana and the government of the day. Its really a pity and very shameful that our NPP opposition behaves so primitively with dirty words and insults on the person of the President.
ABODAM 9 years ago
POSITIVE ACTION IS WHAT IS NEEDED, NOT SURPRISES GHANAIANS HAVE ENOUGH SURPRISES AS IT STANDS, IMAGINE GOING TO BED AND WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SWEATING LIKE A PIG, SURPRISE!! THE LIGHTS HAVE GONE OUT OH!! YOU PA ... read full comment
POSITIVE ACTION IS WHAT IS NEEDED, NOT SURPRISES GHANAIANS HAVE ENOUGH SURPRISES AS IT STANDS, IMAGINE GOING TO BED AND WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SWEATING LIKE A PIG, SURPRISE!! THE LIGHTS HAVE GONE OUT OH!! YOU PALMNUT SOUP IS GONE RANCID IN THE FRIDGE, WHAT A SHOCK!!!LET ALONE SURPRISE. NPP STOP TOYING WITH GHANAIANS AND DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE!!!!
Ghanaboy 9 years ago
the surprise is that the Minority behaved itself, for once, by no unneeded heckling of the President.
the surprise is that the Minority behaved itself, for once, by no unneeded heckling of the President.
Sammy 9 years ago
Daily Guide has it again. Liars.
Daily Guide has it again. Liars.
Boss 9 years ago
In addition to being the most handsome president in sub-Saharan Africa, President Mahama is also very intelligent. After the state of the nation address, he succeeded in letting NPP note that all their demos were WORTHLESS an ... read full comment
In addition to being the most handsome president in sub-Saharan Africa, President Mahama is also very intelligent. After the state of the nation address, he succeeded in letting NPP note that all their demos were WORTHLESS and USELESS. They actually made fools out of themselves and probably achieved a good keep fit exercise.
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows," the groom said. "When you get to me and the part where it asks if I promise to 'lov ...
read full comment
AUTHOR: STEVOO-------
GOD ISNT STUPID LIKE US, WE REAP WHAT WE SOWED,,,,WE SOWED FAKE JUDGEMENT DEBTS, ALMOST ONE BILLION DOLLARS....WE SOWED WOYOME 45 MILLION DOLLARS, WE SOWED WATERVILLE 46 MILLION DOLLARS,.....WE SOWED GY ...
read full comment
AUTHOR:-BOLUS, MERCY ADEDE...
"The drug barons are currently targeting Ghana making us a vulnerable nation hence we must toughen our national security at all our Airports. If Ms Ametefeh has been allegedly doing such mano ...
read full comment
He is a thief like Nana who sold o9ur Drill Ship right?
Princewilly@ymail.com, you are really a great satirist.
Bullshit Gov't
Most useless and full of shit election rigging government
The Azaar sod cutting only Gov't
The NO WORK DONE Government
The president doesnt have to prove anything. He is only going to reiterate what both opposition and majority have done over the past year, He is only heading a bunch of sycophants who have done nothing sensible for us over ...
read full comment
i hope that this N D C government have nothing better to offer ghanaians
Minority idiots. Your people sold our Drill Ship. Where is the money?
IT IS IN YOUR MOTHER'S PUSSY DONKEY!!!.
Is it necessary to spend money, in these difficult times, to spruce parliament up for this stupid one-off speech?
This lazy president must resign so that NDC can field a more competent leader for Ghana. There is no way lazy Mahama can win the next election.
It's a pity that the NPP MP don't understand it means to be opposition party in parliament. They must respect the sitting President of Ghana and the government of the day. Its really a pity and very shameful that our NPP oppo ...
read full comment
POSITIVE ACTION IS WHAT IS NEEDED, NOT SURPRISES GHANAIANS HAVE ENOUGH SURPRISES AS IT STANDS, IMAGINE GOING TO BED AND WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SWEATING LIKE A PIG, SURPRISE!! THE LIGHTS HAVE GONE OUT OH!! YOU PA ...
read full comment
the surprise is that the Minority behaved itself, for once, by no unneeded heckling of the President.
Daily Guide has it again. Liars.
In addition to being the most handsome president in sub-Saharan Africa, President Mahama is also very intelligent. After the state of the nation address, he succeeded in letting NPP note that all their demos were WORTHLESS an ...
read full comment