A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop in Kotokuruba.
After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I won ... read full comment
A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop in Kotokuruba.
After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?"
"I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot."
"Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me."
"I understand every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent and thoroughly educated bird."
"Yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked, I will tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."
"Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and answer; can't you?"
"Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any subject: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. And I am especially good at ornithology. You should buy me; I am a great companion."
The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. He says. "I can't afford that."
"Pssst," the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. "Nobody wants me because I don't have any feet. You can get me for $20.00; just make an offer."
The guy offers twenty dollars and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by and the parrot is sensational. He's funny; he's interesting; he's a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, and gives good advice. The guy is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not," says the parrot, "but it's about your lover and the mailman."
"What?" asks the guy.
"Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your lover greeted him in a pair of briefs that showed everything and kissed him on the mouth."
"What happened then?" asks the guy.
"Then the mailman came into the house and put his hand on your lovers crotch and began petting him all over," reports the parrot.
"My God!" the guy says. "Then what?"
"Then he pulled down the briefs, got down on his knees and began to lick him, starting with his chest, slowly going down and down." The parrot pauses for a long time...
"What happened? What happened?" says the frantic guy.
"That's what pisses me off. I don't know." said the parrot. "I got a hard-on, and fell off my fucking perch."
THE LESBIANS[SUPI]WERE NOT BEATEN BECAUSE IS EASY FOR MEN TO CONVERT LESBIANS TO BE STRAIGHT AND LOVE MENS POLE[PENIS].
kwadwo. 10 years ago
It is about this barbaric pervasive gay bashing and lynching stop in Ghana. Enough is enough. We can't even clean our choked gutters and we are wasting time on hate!!
It is about this barbaric pervasive gay bashing and lynching stop in Ghana. Enough is enough. We can't even clean our choked gutters and we are wasting time on hate!!
IDRIS PACAS 10 years ago
The writer was us to do something before things get worse. To prevent our society from being infested with gays (i.e., the worst thing), they decided to lynch one for others to see. What more again?
If you're one declare i ... read full comment
The writer was us to do something before things get worse. To prevent our society from being infested with gays (i.e., the worst thing), they decided to lynch one for others to see. What more again?
If you're one declare it and we'll act swiftly to lynch you before you worsen our society. This land is not for gays. All gays and potential gays should relocate to GAYLAND.
The Trucker 10 years ago
It is stupid for a chicken to live in yard full of foxes.It might be a good idea to live where foxes are actually conditioned to live with chickens.
It is stupid for a chicken to live in yard full of foxes.It might be a good idea to live where foxes are actually conditioned to live with chickens.
JOHN AKONTA 10 years ago
There are hundreds of us in the nooks and crannies of Ghanaian society. Maybe we should come out of the closets and help our partners. We should come out and let the whole world know about Ghana's hypocrisy on the gay issue. ... read full comment
There are hundreds of us in the nooks and crannies of Ghanaian society. Maybe we should come out of the closets and help our partners. We should come out and let the whole world know about Ghana's hypocrisy on the gay issue. Please, leave us alone and let us go about our lives.
Antiochus - London 10 years ago
If you don't have any meaningful thing to say except issues about gays / lesbians, then keep it to yourself, don't make it public, PUFFTER.
If you don't have any meaningful thing to say except issues about gays / lesbians, then keep it to yourself, don't make it public, PUFFTER.
The Trucker 10 years ago
Ghanaians quite honestly are far more concerned about how they are going to feed their children , pay their medical mills and children's school fees than spending sleepless night worrying about what a handful of their fellow ... read full comment
Ghanaians quite honestly are far more concerned about how they are going to feed their children , pay their medical mills and children's school fees than spending sleepless night worrying about what a handful of their fellow countrymen do in the dark. Dustbins and chamber pots are designed to help us get rid of unwanted and even dangerous household wastes. However if some people have now found new uses for them such as cooking food in them or eating out of them, then we cannot stop them. However they must realise that insisting in doing so publicly in a country like Ghana is likely to cause grave offence to many onlookers.
Akweley Acquaye 10 years ago
One thing gays should know is the Word of God in Leviticus 18:22 says homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of God. Ghana is a Christian country and because of our strong faith in God it will be extremely difficult to t ... read full comment
One thing gays should know is the Word of God in Leviticus 18:22 says homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of God. Ghana is a Christian country and because of our strong faith in God it will be extremely difficult to tolerate that devilish practice. I'm against killing though. They will never be accepted unlike it is in white skinned nations. How can partners of the same sex multiply? Impossible.It is an evil spirit.Those who realise that go for deliverance and come out of it. They should never think they would be accepted into the society.They should read Romans 1:18-31, 1Corinthians,1Timothy 1:1 and 2Timothy 3:3. God hates it. Therapy helps.
KRB 10 years ago
Are Ghanaians killing people because of their homosexuality? This is serious!!! Nobody has the right to kill anybody. Government must come in and make it clear that the country's laws will come heavily on anybody who commits ... read full comment
Are Ghanaians killing people because of their homosexuality? This is serious!!! Nobody has the right to kill anybody. Government must come in and make it clear that the country's laws will come heavily on anybody who commits murder! We cannot accept that.
kwame-kuma amekudzi 10 years ago
you be there. you have not seen anything yet. you are yet to see the worst. the west African soil does not accommodate those gay people. the land will definitely vomit them out.
you be there. you have not seen anything yet. you are yet to see the worst. the west African soil does not accommodate those gay people. the land will definitely vomit them out.
MARCUS AMPADU 10 years ago
Our political leaders. Religious leaders and chiefs and opinion leadrers must speak out against the lynching of homosexuals. There's no way we should tolerate such animalistic behavior.
Our political leaders. Religious leaders and chiefs and opinion leadrers must speak out against the lynching of homosexuals. There's no way we should tolerate such animalistic behavior.
high quality backlinks 9 years ago
dAc1ki Im obliged for the blog article.Much thanks again. Awesome.
dAc1ki Im obliged for the blog article.Much thanks again. Awesome.
A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop in Kotokuruba.
After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I won ...
read full comment
It is about this barbaric pervasive gay bashing and lynching stop in Ghana. Enough is enough. We can't even clean our choked gutters and we are wasting time on hate!!
The writer was us to do something before things get worse. To prevent our society from being infested with gays (i.e., the worst thing), they decided to lynch one for others to see. What more again?
If you're one declare i ...
read full comment
It is stupid for a chicken to live in yard full of foxes.It might be a good idea to live where foxes are actually conditioned to live with chickens.
There are hundreds of us in the nooks and crannies of Ghanaian society. Maybe we should come out of the closets and help our partners. We should come out and let the whole world know about Ghana's hypocrisy on the gay issue. ...
read full comment
If you don't have any meaningful thing to say except issues about gays / lesbians, then keep it to yourself, don't make it public, PUFFTER.
Ghanaians quite honestly are far more concerned about how they are going to feed their children , pay their medical mills and children's school fees than spending sleepless night worrying about what a handful of their fellow ...
read full comment
One thing gays should know is the Word of God in Leviticus 18:22 says homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of God. Ghana is a Christian country and because of our strong faith in God it will be extremely difficult to t ...
read full comment
Are Ghanaians killing people because of their homosexuality? This is serious!!! Nobody has the right to kill anybody. Government must come in and make it clear that the country's laws will come heavily on anybody who commits ...
read full comment
you be there. you have not seen anything yet. you are yet to see the worst. the west African soil does not accommodate those gay people. the land will definitely vomit them out.
Our political leaders. Religious leaders and chiefs and opinion leadrers must speak out against the lynching of homosexuals. There's no way we should tolerate such animalistic behavior.
dAc1ki Im obliged for the blog article.Much thanks again. Awesome.