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• princewilly@ymail.com 12 years ago

  Little Johnny walks in on his mother Eve in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, "A bush."
  
  The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father Adam while he's in the ...
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  Little Johnny walks in on his mother Eve in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, "A bush."
  
  The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father Adam while he's in the shower. He asks, "What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?" His father replies, "It is a snake."
  
  A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother, once again in the bathtub. He asks, "What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?" She replies, "Headlights."
  A couple weeks go by and the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. He yells, "Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!"

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• VOLUNTORY CONTRIBUTOR. 12 years ago

  SEVENFOLD SUPERPOWER
  CHARACTERISTICS TO ANCIENT POWERS:
  
  
  BABEL: Nimrod the most powerful man until the Lord dispersed human languages. Bringing like terms into groups. Skycrapper building was introduced to the world. Wi ...
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  SEVENFOLD SUPERPOWER
  CHARACTERISTICS TO ANCIENT POWERS:
  
  
  BABEL: Nimrod the most powerful man until the Lord dispersed human languages. Bringing like terms into groups. Skycrapper building was introduced to the world. Wickedness was abound.
  
  EGYPT: Kingship was the ruling order, until governorship was instituted to make Joseph the first governor on earth.Slavery took place and roaming the earth for mineral resources, using military to threaten neighbours. What they did not do was imposing their religion or philosophies on others. Physical Pyramid in building form.
  
  BABYLON: Kingship,Daniel the governor,imposition of their religion or philosophies, hanging garden or beautiful edifics like modern buildings and skyscrappers.Pyramidal human institutional structures. Wars to exploit others,slavery and earthly cleansing.
  
  GREEK: All the above was institutionized, including military triumph over other powers.
  
  PERSIA: All of the above including infedility in all forms. Social vices to the epitome and sciences.
  
  ROME: All the above including manifestations of A.D. The killing of the Lord God's SALVATION PLAN to his coming Kingdom.
  
  UNITED KINGDOM: All of the above, as well as acting as aliens to exploit mineral resources using planes, ships and other communicating mediums on weaker nations. Distorting of the gospel of SALVATION to plant themselves as the most important human beings God have created(racism). They also made industrialisation opened to the world.
  
  THE PENDING: Seven to ten folds of the pyramids. Democracy/capitalism, Las Vegas syndromes, Pentagon influence and twisting of scriptures.

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• Darmani 12 years ago

  May souls be won for Christ at this crusade and let the fire conference empower more into the ministry of soul winning . At all these programmes, may the Lord Jesus be honoured.

  May souls be won for Christ at this crusade and let the fire conference empower more into the ministry of soul winning . At all these programmes, may the Lord Jesus be honoured.

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• zina 12 years ago

  Is Jesus Lord?pls go to google or youtube and ask that question and see what your soo call pastors and priests are saying,it seems all the christians are confuse,some say he is GOD other to say no he was not.hmmmmm what kind ...
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  Is Jesus Lord?pls go to google or youtube and ask that question and see what your soo call pastors and priests are saying,it seems all the christians are confuse,some say he is GOD other to say no he was not.hmmmmm what kind of religion is that.WHO re you guys following?Jesus said my father is greater than i,i can of my own self do nothing as i hear i judge and my judgment is just,thus the person who talk like that sound to you like GOD.

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• Osei Yao 12 years ago

  Ignorance must not be allowed to go unchallenged. This man has obviously been brainwashed by the Christian propaganda of suffering and guilt. He has not searched far enough. Has he read the Quoran, the Bagavatgita or the lite ...
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  Ignorance must not be allowed to go unchallenged. This man has obviously been brainwashed by the Christian propaganda of suffering and guilt. He has not searched far enough. Has he read the Quoran, the Bagavatgita or the literature of Vedanta, Bhuddism, Jainsm that predate Christianity?

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• Spiritual not religious 12 years ago

  The Bible is the only book to give you answers to spiritual problems - what is stupid statement, What is offers is relative truth. Absolute truth is within and not outside of yourself. God and the kingdom is within. The bible ...
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  The Bible is the only book to give you answers to spiritual problems - what is stupid statement, What is offers is relative truth. Absolute truth is within and not outside of yourself. God and the kingdom is within. The bible was written in the Bronze age. Truth has existed before even the creation and the stoy in the bible about creation is a speck of sand on a beach front. Go and read other books to expand your knowledge because you do not know what you are talking about. You have no experience of truth because you have read it. Let me give you one shock. The creator of the earth world is not even the supreme being in whose image we are made. I mean the soul, not the body which dies because the supreme being did not create that. how can you be made in the image of God and still die? God is immortal. I rest my case. Need time to explain stuff you are yet to know

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• Steve 12 years ago

  I guess it is the claims of the Bible and Jesus as a figure in history that makes it so authoritative. It is only Jesus who could boldly say " I am THE way, THE truth and THE light. Its a definite claim without controversies. ...
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  I guess it is the claims of the Bible and Jesus as a figure in history that makes it so authoritative. It is only Jesus who could boldly say " I am THE way, THE truth and THE light. Its a definite claim without controversies. Augustine of Hippo said,
  “I have read in Plato and Cicero sayings that are very wise and very beautiful; but I never read in either of them: ‘Come unto me all ye that labour and are heavy laden.’” Why say truth is relative, then it not the truth, unless u change the ground rules.

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• zina 12 years ago

  HE was the way during his time,moses was the way during his time,all the prophets that GOD sent was the way during their various times,thats the way it is.my brother understand your book first be4 u come out here a make such ...
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  HE was the way during his time,moses was the way during his time,all the prophets that GOD sent was the way during their various times,thats the way it is.my brother understand your book first be4 u come out here a make such comments.Are u trying to tell me that pple who died be4 Jesus was born,re u telling me that none of them will go to heaven,because they did not meet Jesus.

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