CHRAJ is being too slow on SADA – MP suggests

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• Yaw Mensah 10 years ago

  Do you think anything good will come out of this investigation? May be you are a stranger in Jerusalem. Man, don't waste your time on this so-called investigation.

  Do you think anything good will come out of this investigation? May be you are a stranger in Jerusalem. Man, don't waste your time on this so-called investigation.

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• princewilly@ymail.com 10 years ago

  A man is caught, by a forest ranger, sitting at a make-shift campfire, and to the ranger's horror, eating a bald eagle. The man is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trail, the conversation went somethi ...
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  A man is caught, by a forest ranger, sitting at a make-shift campfire, and to the ranger's horror, eating a bald eagle. The man is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trail, the conversation went something like this:
  
  JUDGE: "Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?"
  
  MAN: "Yes I do. But if you let me argue my case, I'll explain what happened."
  
  JUDGE: "Proceed."
  
  MAN: "I got lost in the woods. I hadn't had anything to eat for two weeks. I was so hungry. Next thing I see is a Bald Eagle swooping down at the lake for some fish. I knew that if I followed the Eagle I could maybe steal the fish. I caught up with the eagle who lighted upon a tree stump to eat the fish. I threw a stone toward the eagle hoping he would drop the fish and fly away. Unfortunately, in my weakened condition, my aim was off, and the rock hit the eagle squarely on his poor little head, and killed it. I thought long and hard about what had happened, but figured that since I killed it I might as well eat it since it would be more disgraceful to let it rot on the ground."
  
  JUDGE: "The court will take a recess while we analyze your testimony."
  
  15 minutes goes by and the judge returns.
  
  JUDGE: "Due to the extreme circumstance you were under and because you didn't intend to kill the eagle, the court will dismiss the charges."
  
  The Judge then leans over the bench and whispers: "If you don't mind my asking, what does a bald eagle taste like?"
  
  MAN: "Well your honor, it is hard to explain. The best I can describe it is somewhere between a Ghanaian Vulture and a wild Guinea fowl.

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