Used to be a man who owned a bar out in the middle of nowhere. Not too many people came to the bar, so he was trying to think of a good gimmick to get people to come. It so happened he was watching T.V. at the time and the pa ... read full comment
Used to be a man who owned a bar out in the middle of nowhere. Not too many people came to the bar, so he was trying to think of a good gimmick to get people to come. It so happened he was watching T.V. at the time and the parade for the circus was on. As the elephants went by he remembered reading somewhere that elephants don''t laugh. He went down to the circus and inquired about buying an elephant. It just so happened that there was an elderly elephant bull that the circus was planning to retire. After agreeing on a price, the man bought the elephant. Back at the bar the man put a large jar on the bar with a sign reading: "Make the elephant laugh, $5.00 a shot, win $5,000."
Well, a lot of people thought they could make the elephant laugh, and soon the jar was almost full. Then one night a man walked in and said to the bar owner, "I hear you will give any one who can make the elephant laugh $5,000." "Yeah, he''s out back".
After about five minutes tremendous, deep, thundering laughter could be heard coming from behind the bar. Every one in the bar raced back to see what was going on. When they got there the elephant was LAUGHING!!! The man could not believe his eyes. But, a bet was a bet after all and he paid the stranger who had made the elephant laugh.
A few weeks later and the elephant was still laughing. The bar owner could not stand it any more so he put a sign on the bar reading: "Make the elephant cry, $5.00 a shot, win $5,000." Again, a lot of people tried and tried, but they could not get the elephant to stop laughing. Finally the man who had gotten the elephant to laugh in the first place walked in. Upon seeing the sign, he inquired if anybody had had any luck in stopping the elephant from laughing. Seeing as no one had, he once more went back behind the bar to see the elephant.
In less than a minute a wail of grief cascaded over the bar. All the patrons ran out to see what was up. The elephant had huge tears running down its cheeks. Once again a bet was a bet and the bar owner paid the man. Before the man could leave, the bar owner asked how he had gotten the elephant to laugh and then to cry.
"Easy." said the man, "When I first went back there I told him my dick was bigger than his. And now I just proved it."
WAR AGAINST NPP BULLYING 7 years ago
HOW DOES NPP DARE TO MAKE THIS KIND OF NOISE???!!! WOW, THEY HAVE NO SHAME. AND TO DELIBERATELY PAY PEOPLE TO SABOTAGE GOVT EFFORT TO RESOLVE DUMSOR...WOW!!!
HOW DOES NPP DARE TO MAKE THIS KIND OF NOISE???!!! WOW, THEY HAVE NO SHAME. AND TO DELIBERATELY PAY PEOPLE TO SABOTAGE GOVT EFFORT TO RESOLVE DUMSOR...WOW!!!
C.Y. ANDY-K 7 years ago
Nothing sensible will ever come from the tribal and partisan ugly Ewe-pig, Michael Javis Kwadzo Bokor aka J.K. Bokor, it's always the same stupidity and nonsense from the so-claimed Ph.D holder.
Nothing sensible will ever come from the tribal and partisan ugly Ewe-pig, Michael Javis Kwadzo Bokor aka J.K. Bokor, it's always the same stupidity and nonsense from the so-claimed Ph.D holder.
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Funny! That is for Bokor
Funny! That is for Bokor
Nana Obiri Agyei 7 years ago
Bokor you are one of the worst writers on Ghanaweb. It is good as an academic to recognize the achievements of others. Although, Dr. Bawumia may be your perceived opponents, you should recognize that he is good at what he doe ... read full comment
Bokor you are one of the worst writers on Ghanaweb. It is good as an academic to recognize the achievements of others. Although, Dr. Bawumia may be your perceived opponents, you should recognize that he is good at what he does. So far your essay and the barkings of the babies with sharp teeth have not interrogated Dr. Bawumia's lecture. Rather, you are raining insults on his person.
Bawa 7 years ago
Bokor's brofo is just the straight forward type.There's no linguistic competence in it.He lacks the mastery and the beauty of the language, to catch eyes in his write-ups.
He tried the last time to challenge the maestro an ... read full comment
Bokor's brofo is just the straight forward type.There's no linguistic competence in it.He lacks the mastery and the beauty of the language, to catch eyes in his write-ups.
He tried the last time to challenge the maestro and the cognitive efficient man- Dr.Okuampa,but the center didn't hold a bit.
Bokor, try to speak to the issues raised by Dr.Bawumia than just throwing empty words on this site.
PEPENI 7 years ago
YES MY MAN. DON'T THESE NPP PEOPLE DRIVE ON THE NEW ROADS? DOES ADJOA SAFO DRIVE ON THE NEW ASPHALTED DOME ROAD? DEAF, DUMP AND BLIND-THEY WILL NOT BE ANYTHING ELSE
YES MY MAN. DON'T THESE NPP PEOPLE DRIVE ON THE NEW ROADS? DOES ADJOA SAFO DRIVE ON THE NEW ASPHALTED DOME ROAD? DEAF, DUMP AND BLIND-THEY WILL NOT BE ANYTHING ELSE
Okatakyie. 7 years ago
A load of tosh and waffle
A load of tosh and waffle
Charles Agbenu 7 years ago
Politics of straw in chamber pot indeed. So these are your answers to Bawumia? Why not organise a response lecture yourself? Why not from Seth Terpker or Ato Forson or Amissah Arthur?
And your answer is to just list p ... read full comment
Politics of straw in chamber pot indeed. So these are your answers to Bawumia? Why not organise a response lecture yourself? Why not from Seth Terpker or Ato Forson or Amissah Arthur?
And your answer is to just list projects which NDC have done? without telling us the overall impact on the National economy....? Very elementary, old politics, mediocre : ide bii keke politics.
Go to UN, AU and tell them Mahama has done well because he has done Nkrumah Circle, Ridge Hospital... with $48 b in 8 years .
Cheap, chamber pot politics.... dishonesty roped in malice as usual.
Kweku 7 years ago
When it comes to credibility and objectivity in public discourse,I will choose Dr Bawumia over Dr Bokor.Dr Bokor, I read your articles without attaching any seriousness to them because you have never been objective. Do you w ... read full comment
When it comes to credibility and objectivity in public discourse,I will choose Dr Bawumia over Dr Bokor.Dr Bokor, I read your articles without attaching any seriousness to them because you have never been objective. Do you write for money?
Augustine 7 years ago
Bawumia, your Party money was diverted. I thought you will raise an issue over that. Like you will see where you will sleep after the lectures. By the way what alternative have you?
Bawumia, your Party money was diverted. I thought you will raise an issue over that. Like you will see where you will sleep after the lectures. By the way what alternative have you?
Villager 7 years ago
When then do you continue reading him?
When then do you continue reading him?
Bawa 7 years ago
Bokor, you just write and nothing is in your write up to challenge Dr.Bawumia. The mere construction of words and sentences don't anything.
The man has come up with his facts and figures, and for a different view to challe ... read full comment
Bokor, you just write and nothing is in your write up to challenge Dr.Bawumia. The mere construction of words and sentences don't anything.
The man has come up with his facts and figures, and for a different view to challenge him, bokor needs to tell us what the facts are.
Bokor, is doing same as NDC quack experts are engaged. They keep saying those figures from Bawumia are incorrect but failed to educate us on the state of the economy.
Pls,Bokor, I'm waiting to see your take on the state of the economy if you have expertise. If you don't have expertise in micro economics, my brother, keep quiet and don't disgrace yourself.
Bawa 7 years ago
What have you made in the first article and signalling a return?
Pls save yourself the disgrace.
What have you made in the first article and signalling a return?
Pls save yourself the disgrace.
E. Amponsah 7 years ago
This is a dr. of mistake. There are idices to determine whether the economy is doing well or not. Where do we stand in terms of debt/gdp. Employment, welfare of Ghanaians, cost of living, cost of borrowing, the worth of the c ... read full comment
This is a dr. of mistake. There are idices to determine whether the economy is doing well or not. Where do we stand in terms of debt/gdp. Employment, welfare of Ghanaians, cost of living, cost of borrowing, the worth of the cedi, import/export parity, how much of our revenue goes into servicing debt and borrowing spree. The assets from the borrowed money dont match.
Used to be a man who owned a bar out in the middle of nowhere. Not too many people came to the bar, so he was trying to think of a good gimmick to get people to come. It so happened he was watching T.V. at the time and the pa ...
read full comment
HOW DOES NPP DARE TO MAKE THIS KIND OF NOISE???!!! WOW, THEY HAVE NO SHAME. AND TO DELIBERATELY PAY PEOPLE TO SABOTAGE GOVT EFFORT TO RESOLVE DUMSOR...WOW!!!
Nothing sensible will ever come from the tribal and partisan ugly Ewe-pig, Michael Javis Kwadzo Bokor aka J.K. Bokor, it's always the same stupidity and nonsense from the so-claimed Ph.D holder.
LOOSE WEIGHT NATURAL
Do you want to lose weight faster?
Do you want to flush out and eliminate toxins?0572174551
Do you want to have a nice shape?
Do you want to do more physical exercise without fatigue?
Wondering how ...
read full comment
Funny! That is for Bokor
Bokor you are one of the worst writers on Ghanaweb. It is good as an academic to recognize the achievements of others. Although, Dr. Bawumia may be your perceived opponents, you should recognize that he is good at what he doe ...
read full comment
Bokor's brofo is just the straight forward type.There's no linguistic competence in it.He lacks the mastery and the beauty of the language, to catch eyes in his write-ups.
He tried the last time to challenge the maestro an ...
read full comment
YES MY MAN. DON'T THESE NPP PEOPLE DRIVE ON THE NEW ROADS? DOES ADJOA SAFO DRIVE ON THE NEW ASPHALTED DOME ROAD? DEAF, DUMP AND BLIND-THEY WILL NOT BE ANYTHING ELSE
A load of tosh and waffle
Politics of straw in chamber pot indeed. So these are your answers to Bawumia? Why not organise a response lecture yourself? Why not from Seth Terpker or Ato Forson or Amissah Arthur?
And your answer is to just list p ...
read full comment
When it comes to credibility and objectivity in public discourse,I will choose Dr Bawumia over Dr Bokor.Dr Bokor, I read your articles without attaching any seriousness to them because you have never been objective. Do you w ...
read full comment
Bawumia, your Party money was diverted. I thought you will raise an issue over that. Like you will see where you will sleep after the lectures. By the way what alternative have you?
When then do you continue reading him?
Bokor, you just write and nothing is in your write up to challenge Dr.Bawumia. The mere construction of words and sentences don't anything.
The man has come up with his facts and figures, and for a different view to challe ...
read full comment
What have you made in the first article and signalling a return?
Pls save yourself the disgrace.
This is a dr. of mistake. There are idices to determine whether the economy is doing well or not. Where do we stand in terms of debt/gdp. Employment, welfare of Ghanaians, cost of living, cost of borrowing, the worth of the c ...
read full comment