An NDC cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, ‘You’ve been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.’
The cats says, ‘Well, I lived all my life ... read full comment
An NDC cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, ‘You’ve been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.’
The cats says, ‘Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm in Ghana and had to sleep on hardwood floors.’ God says, ‘Say no more.’ And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 13 Supreme Court mice Judges are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.
The mice said, ‘All our lives we’ve had to run. We’ve been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn’t have to run anymore.’ God says, ‘Say no more.’ And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks,
‘How are you doing? Are you happy here?’
The cat yawns and stretches and says, “Oh, I’ve never been happier in my life. And those NPP Meals on Wheels you’ve been sending over are the best!”
Kutsii 7 years ago
Between the toilet and the bathroom, there is not always a welcome for stupid people like Okoampa
Between the toilet and the bathroom, there is not always a welcome for stupid people like Okoampa
Alia 7 years ago
There is no head or tail to this write up. If this so called writer has friends they should advice him
There is no head or tail to this write up. If this so called writer has friends they should advice him
NOBODY 7 years ago
Between hell an purgatory sits a party known as the NPP with its clueless failed flagbearer Akufo-Addo and the NPP's evil hate monger and false propaganda peddler, the severely retarded buffoon Professor Luna-Tic Kwasia Okoam ... read full comment
Between hell an purgatory sits a party known as the NPP with its clueless failed flagbearer Akufo-Addo and the NPP's evil hate monger and false propaganda peddler, the severely retarded buffoon Professor Luna-Tic Kwasia Okoampa-Ahoofool.
Clueless incompetent monumental failure Serial Loser Akufo-Addo and his yoyo Aplanke Serial Liar Bawumia will lose again.
An NDC cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, ‘You’ve been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.’
The cats says, ‘Well, I lived all my life ...
read full comment
Between the toilet and the bathroom, there is not always a welcome for stupid people like Okoampa
There is no head or tail to this write up. If this so called writer has friends they should advice him
Between hell an purgatory sits a party known as the NPP with its clueless failed flagbearer Akufo-Addo and the NPP's evil hate monger and false propaganda peddler, the severely retarded buffoon Professor Luna-Tic Kwasia Okoam ...
read full comment