A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races.
However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so ... read full comment
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races.
However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00.
Again, this was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
Money talks bullshit walks.The preacher with all his knowledge and ideas could not afford a horse.
MK 7 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This is funny indeed.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This is funny indeed.
Gynaecologist 7 years ago
Nkrumah you have rightly stated established factories in Ghana, what the up/ npp people do to him? Nana addui should tell us where he is going to get the power to work those factories, and how he intends to finance same.
Nkrumah you have rightly stated established factories in Ghana, what the up/ npp people do to him? Nana addui should tell us where he is going to get the power to work those factories, and how he intends to finance same.
Mike 7 years ago
Gynaecologist might not be familiar with the dynamics of politics. S/he is expert in productive organs. So, s/he must stick with his profession and leave the politicians who have the vision and the will power to handle the af ... read full comment
Gynaecologist might not be familiar with the dynamics of politics. S/he is expert in productive organs. So, s/he must stick with his profession and leave the politicians who have the vision and the will power to handle the affairs of the nation.
Mr Badu is right-industrialization is the way forward and anyone with vision and the commitment can succeed in doing so.
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races.
However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so ...
read full comment
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This is funny indeed.
Nkrumah you have rightly stated established factories in Ghana, what the up/ npp people do to him? Nana addui should tell us where he is going to get the power to work those factories, and how he intends to finance same.
Gynaecologist might not be familiar with the dynamics of politics. S/he is expert in productive organs. So, s/he must stick with his profession and leave the politicians who have the vision and the will power to handle the af ...
read full comment