A man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact. He searches for one but resigns himself to the fact that every female over the age of 10 in his town has been at it.
Finally he decides to take matters in hand and adopts ... read full comment
A man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact. He searches for one but resigns himself to the fact that every female over the age of 10 in his town has been at it.
Finally he decides to take matters in hand and adopts a baby girl from the orphanage. He raises her until she is walking and talking and then sends her away to a monastery for safekeeping until marrying age.
After many years she finally reaches maturity and he retrieves her from the monastery and marries her.
After the wedding they make their way back to his house and into the bedroom where they both prepare themselves for the consummation. They lie down together in his bed and he reaches over for a jar of petroleum jelly.
"Why the jelly?" she asks him.
"So I don't hurt your most delicate parts during the act of lovemaking," he replies.
"Well, why don't you just spit on your cck like the monks did?"
John 10 years ago
this is indeed a voice of reason. We need to let these priest/pastor=politicians focus on catering to and exploiting their congregations and leave us alone. It was absolutely unnecessary for Bishop Palmer-Burkle to be co ... read full comment
this is indeed a voice of reason. We need to let these priest/pastor=politicians focus on catering to and exploiting their congregations and leave us alone. It was absolutely unnecessary for Bishop Palmer-Burkle to be contemplating and voicing such a s reckless proposition as though the country does not have a constitution. This Catholic Bishop is a total disgrace and it's about time he was being exposed as priest=politician as he has always been.
A man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact. He searches for one but resigns himself to the fact that every female over the age of 10 in his town has been at it.
Finally he decides to take matters in hand and adopts ...
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this is indeed a voice of reason. We need to let these priest/pastor=politicians focus on catering to and exploiting their congregations and leave us alone. It was absolutely unnecessary for Bishop Palmer-Burkle to be co ...
read full comment