"I was proven right when I read last week that a politician who was asked to return his campaign vehicle had in response WROTE a nice letter, then went to the toilet under the pretext of collecting stool sample to send to the ... read full comment
"I was proven right when I read last week that a politician who was asked to return his campaign vehicle had in response WROTE a nice letter, then went to the toilet under the pretext of collecting stool sample to send to the laboratory to check if he had politicalosis, rather parcelled the faeces plus the letter to his bosses."
The highlighted word should have been WRITTEN.
Nana Otchere 12 years ago
Nicely crafted
Nicely crafted
princewilly@ymail.com 12 years ago
One day a man passed by a farm and saw a beautiful horse. Hoping to buy the animal, he said to the farmer: “I think your horse looks pretty good, so I’ll give you $500 for him.”
“He doesn’t look so good, and he’s ... read full comment
One day a man passed by a farm and saw a beautiful horse. Hoping to buy the animal, he said to the farmer: “I think your horse looks pretty good, so I’ll give you $500 for him.”
“He doesn’t look so good, and he’s not for sale,” the farmer said.
The man insisted, “I think he looks just fine and I’ll up the price to $1,000.”
“He doesn’t look so good,” the farmer said, “but if you want him that much, he’s yours.”
The next day the man came back raging mad. He went up to the farmer and screamed, “You sold me a blind horse. You cheated me!”
The farmer calmly replied, “I told you he didn’t look so good, didn’t I?”
princewilly@ymail.com 12 years ago
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed ... read full comment
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a
hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,
“What the heck is going on?”
The drunk, still staring down, replied:
“I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost.”
I REMEMBER WHEN GENERAL AFRIFA AND GBEDEMAH CAME TO TEMA TO CAMPAIGN AGAINST UNION GOVERNMENT.
HISTORY ALWAYS REPEAT ITSELF.
WILL THE WESTERN WORLD LEAVE US ALONE IF WE CREATE UNION GOVERNMENT.?
"I was proven right when I read last week that a politician who was asked to return his campaign vehicle had in response WROTE a nice letter, then went to the toilet under the pretext of collecting stool sample to send to the ...
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Nicely crafted
One day a man passed by a farm and saw a beautiful horse. Hoping to buy the animal, he said to the farmer: “I think your horse looks pretty good, so I’ll give you $500 for him.”
“He doesn’t look so good, and he’s ...
read full comment
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed ...
read full comment