Useless Column: 'Open it gently'

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  • Nowa 11 months ago

    hahahahahahahahahahaha.....this is the best read this festive season.

  • Sandra 11 months ago

    This is pure satire and so well written. Beautiful worth reading. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you to,.Mr. writer

  • Cwesy 11 months ago

    Can i have Mr Zorgbenus email