Our coach Chris, made some of us think that somebody must refund the moneys paid him in the past. This sounds mean er, hahahaha! Greetings o. Queros is smart. I have learnt from happenings at the 2026 World Cup that it is not every fight that one must win so long as a draw is fine.

I couldn’t watch the match because Black Stars can break hearts sometimes. Is it true that men who are scared of watching football matches involving the Black Stars are also more likely to be afraid of going for HIV tests? What are we afraid of? I could be one of those afraid people! Weytin concern me with test though it concerns me in the interest of public health!

The engineers who are into offshore oil and gas would tell you that success in exploration depends largely on whether the hole to drill from is wet or dry (tight). Look for the wet holes; oil dey there! But wear your ‘helmet’ and other safety accoutrements before you enter the well or before the well enters you. You go get oil.

That Ghana has recorded 15,290 new HIV infections according to data from the National and Sub-National HIV and AIDS and Projections really scared me and got me thinking. We have 16 regions and if I am to do the distribution equally, then each region will have close to 1,000 new infections? Ei ei ei! Let’s be careful o, yooo! People are misbehaving and don’t fear the ‘raw raw’ freestyle again. Hmmm! Stay with only one partner o, yooo!

Uncle Ganyaglo’s two wives have smoked a peace pipe and united against him. You know what that means. Having an auditor and finance manager going out for lunch together? That company is finished!

When you are watching an athletics tournament on TV and you see the camera zoom in on a fat person, I hope you don’t see such a person as the one going to do the high jump or pole vault; he is probably the one going to do the shotput! Don’t waste your time guessing if he is going to run 100 meters! Yeeeyi, this my mouth er; I didn’t want to say it oo but before I knew it, I have said it la, ah! Ei talk of pole vault reminds me of my early days of ‘irresponsible’ life.

In doing the pole vault, I would jump and instead of me releasing the pole so I would go and land on the improvised cushion made of sand, I would hold on tight to the pole and it would bring me back to hit the hard ground with thud – kpish or gbum! I would cry small but would go back again.

That is the reason sometimes you have to let go in order to gain! Have you noticed that any football team that is in the lead and decides to play defensive loses in the long run? Don’t hold on too tightly la; let go sometimes; that’s when you really gain! You sabi the thing I dey talk nau, Ogah! Black Stars have suddenly become the wall nobody is able to break through. Hahaha! Bra Ben Asare Ahaaan, I’d wanted to tell you that these Super market salesgirls need to be sharp o.

Some of them don’t know how to separate items on the electronically generated receipts and one of them nearly put me into big trouble in 2020. I went to buy a couple of items in a filling station supermart. The salesgirl gave me an electronically generated receipt.

Unknown to me, this salesgirl put all the items together on the receipt including the condoms.

The list of items bought included millo, kin soap, shot-bread, tall bread, plantain chips, shaving sticks, 5kg rice, Mido, sardine and to crown it all, Kish Condom! Of course, I took the last item out and hid it under my car spare tyre compartment and screwed the spare tyre so tight on it and covered it with black polythene bag just to avoid being caught because my wife uses that car sometimes and she knows how to change flat tyres too, unfortunately.

But I was not wise! I didn’t check the receipt and left it on the items like that and sent them home to my wife. OMG! She took her time, saw the receipt, went through it one item after another. One item listed on the receipt was a ‘danger’ good but could not be traced in the polythene bag containing all the items.

It was the Kish Condom! Two parks! She asked whether I actually bought this item. I said NO at first and lied that the girl who served me might have given me someone else’s receipt. Though she doubted my explanation, she believed me more! I escaped unhurt! If you don’t use your head, your body will suffer. Hehehe! Why should I disrespect my wife by confirming to her that what she saw was what it is? Who does that? Kpaooo!

This God er, hmmm! He knew that one day one day, man and woman would manufacture cars which would need crude oil to power them and He went to hide crude oil under the sea and it came to pass that one of the world’s most important commodities today is crude oil!

To start with, do we even need receipts on the purchase of condoms and personal lubricants? To account to who?

Thank God I have succeeded in creating confusion on Kofi’s mind for reading this ‘useless,’ uncoordinated chaka chaka abstract which no one reads, after all! Have a nice weekend and remember ‘sin fascinates and assassinates.’ Many of us are committing too many sexual sins. Why? The young ones are even more reckless! See the consequences? 15,290 HIV new cases? Oh no!

Ladies and gentlemen, mapon!