The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call m ... read full comment
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
AKWASI 8 years ago
that was a good story ,lessons have to be learnt from it
that was a good story ,lessons have to be learnt from it
Achie 8 years ago
Thanks for the joke bro. I laughed so hard. This has really made my evening
Thanks for the joke bro. I laughed so hard. This has really made my evening
Karlo 8 years ago
God has been misrepresented in Religious settings. He created sex for the context of marriage, because it is the only institution strong enough to handle the things that marriage comes with. Until you have sex with someone, y ... read full comment
God has been misrepresented in Religious settings. He created sex for the context of marriage, because it is the only institution strong enough to handle the things that marriage comes with. Until you have sex with someone, you are not really married. This is because sex makes you one! The man shall leave his parents and cleave to his wife. And the two shall become one flesh. Do not despise your virginity or God. Those aren't the problems. The problem is that you were not properly informed. There are many people who have sex all the time with anyone, and are dying on the inside. Thank God you are alive! You could have gotten pregnant and done more than 10 abortions, which could come with their own complications. All things work together for the good of those that love the Lord and are called according to his purpose. Look beyond the pain. Look to Jesus for healing. And look to the heavens for Glory!
Daniel Ayine.Bolga sherigu-Basengo 8 years ago
This story is true.Is not just about avoiding sex until marriage but doing it when u are fully grown.
This story is true.Is not just about avoiding sex until marriage but doing it when u are fully grown.
twisted 8 years ago
sorry to hear your story but there are other virgins who did not go though what you did, It is all the environment and how well your faith and understanding of the bible are
sorry to hear your story but there are other virgins who did not go though what you did, It is all the environment and how well your faith and understanding of the bible are
Stone 8 years ago
Its very unfortunate on your part, but my wife and I were chaste but we enjoyed it after our wedding. Its pride to be a chaste.
Its very unfortunate on your part, but my wife and I were chaste but we enjoyed it after our wedding. Its pride to be a chaste.
Andrew Naija 8 years ago
Or she feigns pleasure not to bruise your ego?
Or she feigns pleasure not to bruise your ego?
Mary-ann 8 years ago
I got married in August of 2015, ever had sex before then.... my husband too same. I was of the view that our counsellor would even take us through sex in marriage but nothing much was discussed about it.
I see sex as a pain ... read full comment
I got married in August of 2015, ever had sex before then.... my husband too same. I was of the view that our counsellor would even take us through sex in marriage but nothing much was discussed about it.
I see sex as a painful act and my husband is even scared to touch ne.
I can't voice this out to anybody.
It's high time parents take children through this lesson.
Prince 8 years ago
I had a crush on a girl called Mary-ann at KNUST. I hope that's not you. Good luck with your marriage life.
I had a crush on a girl called Mary-ann at KNUST. I hope that's not you. Good luck with your marriage life.
James UK 8 years ago
But you guys need to find a solution. Communicate more or else he might go somewhere else.
But you guys need to find a solution. Communicate more or else he might go somewhere else.
She 8 years ago
This story is well written by someone with a hidden agenda.So people should watch out and dont believe everything that you read for we are living in a world where wrong is right and right is wrong and the evil world will do e ... read full comment
This story is well written by someone with a hidden agenda.So people should watch out and dont believe everything that you read for we are living in a world where wrong is right and right is wrong and the evil world will do everything to justify that.
Tawiah 8 years ago
You are so right. Agenda 101, Tick.
To destroy the work of God. Tick. But will never happen. It's your mother's fault. Blame her and stop blaming the church.
You are so right. Agenda 101, Tick.
To destroy the work of God. Tick. But will never happen. It's your mother's fault. Blame her and stop blaming the church.
James UK 8 years ago
There is no hidden agenda. Its reality. Our culture doesn't talk about sex. Talking about it doesn't mean you are teaching your kids to be whores. Its about educating them and preparing them at the same time. There is this no ... read full comment
There is no hidden agenda. Its reality. Our culture doesn't talk about sex. Talking about it doesn't mean you are teaching your kids to be whores. Its about educating them and preparing them at the same time. There is this notion out there that Ghanaian women especially are boring in bed. It is because we do not educate our kids about what sex is and what needs to be done to prepare.
lady 8 years ago
Its TRUE long abstainace from sex is very painful
Its TRUE long abstainace from sex is very painful
Tawiah 8 years ago
Your mother's duty to teach u more, regardless of staying chaste. Your agenda to make something bad good wouldn't work oooooo, tooooom!
The church is doing the right thing and we thank God there are churches that still st ... read full comment
Your mother's duty to teach u more, regardless of staying chaste. Your agenda to make something bad good wouldn't work oooooo, tooooom!
The church is doing the right thing and we thank God there are churches that still stay true to the word of God, Amen. How about you reading some educative books to enlighten your selves as a wife and husband? I bet u never thought of that at all? Your syntax is apt and your delivery is sound and therefore, I wonder why you didn't find it necessary to research a little wee bit?
The church, yes has the right to honour the Bible and so should it stay. Whatever agenda u have has failed, because the church wouldn't capitulate ever. Now, I pray you teach your husband not to rush into you always but rather play with until such time that u are well oiled enough to want to have him inside u, I pray u research and explore slowly. That disease u mentioned is a condition of the mind and nothing more. Play a lot with your bodies before sex and you will realise that condition is a figment of your hard wired imagination. I pray Jehovah will enlighten you more as you begin this journey together and may enjoy sex as never before, amen.
James UK 8 years ago
What is the point of scaring kids for ? It all can be done without making them feel like it is a bad thing and possibly impact their minds in the future. Our culture doesn't talk about intimacy. Things are supposed to be lear ... read full comment
What is the point of scaring kids for ? It all can be done without making them feel like it is a bad thing and possibly impact their minds in the future. Our culture doesn't talk about intimacy. Things are supposed to be learned at a younger age to be able to apply when older. No one is telling kids to have sex before marriage, but simply telling them they will end up in hell is not helping either. Why cant we teach them the consequences and the importance rather than scaring them. this is what the author is implying. The teaching method needs to be changed
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call m ...
read full comment
that was a good story ,lessons have to be learnt from it
Thanks for the joke bro. I laughed so hard. This has really made my evening
God has been misrepresented in Religious settings. He created sex for the context of marriage, because it is the only institution strong enough to handle the things that marriage comes with. Until you have sex with someone, y ...
read full comment
This story is true.Is not just about avoiding sex until marriage but doing it when u are fully grown.
sorry to hear your story but there are other virgins who did not go though what you did, It is all the environment and how well your faith and understanding of the bible are
Its very unfortunate on your part, but my wife and I were chaste but we enjoyed it after our wedding. Its pride to be a chaste.
Or she feigns pleasure not to bruise your ego?
I got married in August of 2015, ever had sex before then.... my husband too same. I was of the view that our counsellor would even take us through sex in marriage but nothing much was discussed about it.
I see sex as a pain ...
read full comment
I had a crush on a girl called Mary-ann at KNUST. I hope that's not you. Good luck with your marriage life.
But you guys need to find a solution. Communicate more or else he might go somewhere else.
This story is well written by someone with a hidden agenda.So people should watch out and dont believe everything that you read for we are living in a world where wrong is right and right is wrong and the evil world will do e ...
read full comment
You are so right. Agenda 101, Tick.
To destroy the work of God. Tick. But will never happen. It's your mother's fault. Blame her and stop blaming the church.
There is no hidden agenda. Its reality. Our culture doesn't talk about sex. Talking about it doesn't mean you are teaching your kids to be whores. Its about educating them and preparing them at the same time. There is this no ...
read full comment
Its TRUE long abstainace from sex is very painful
Your mother's duty to teach u more, regardless of staying chaste. Your agenda to make something bad good wouldn't work oooooo, tooooom!
The church is doing the right thing and we thank God there are churches that still st ...
read full comment
What is the point of scaring kids for ? It all can be done without making them feel like it is a bad thing and possibly impact their minds in the future. Our culture doesn't talk about intimacy. Things are supposed to be lear ...
read full comment