A SDA accountant with the Guinea fowl project dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire.
"What sort of accountant are you?" says St Peter
"Public Practitioner for Guinea fow ... read full comment
A SDA accountant with the Guinea fowl project dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire.
"What sort of accountant are you?" says St Peter
"Public Practitioner for Guinea fowl" is the reply.
"Name?Woyomize"
He gives his name. St Peter goes through some files and pulls one out.
"Oh, yes. We've been expecting you. You've reached your allotted span," says St Peter.
"How can that be?" says the SDA accountant. "I'm too young to go. I'm only forty-eight"
"No, that's impossible."
"Why do you say that?"
"Well we've been looking at your time sheets and the hours you've charged your clients. By our reckoning you're at least ninety three.
ANOTHER PONZY SCAM TO DUPE THE GHANAIAN TAX PAYER.HEAVEN HELP THEMSELVES.LET THE CHURCH FINANCE THEIR OWN PROJECT.
kojo 10 years ago
assisting laudable project is good. the church has contributed a lot the society. it has employed many people and. several hospitals and schools. well done!
assisting laudable project is good. the church has contributed a lot the society. it has employed many people and. several hospitals and schools. well done!
George Opoku-Agyemang 10 years ago
the money should use specifically what it meant fore
the money should use specifically what it meant fore
Professor of Ignorance 10 years ago
Will some of this money be used to send some to project participants to pray in Jerusalem?
Will some of this money be used to send some to project participants to pray in Jerusalem?
oscar 10 years ago
They want the Adventist vote. Don't take their money.
They want the Adventist vote. Don't take their money.
Kojo 10 years ago
ADRA, like the Red Cross, is a US-based non-profit Relief Agency under the umbrella of SDA. It has acquitted itself as one of the best Relief Agencies in the world. ADRA is everywhere disaster hits. However, its work in agr ... read full comment
ADRA, like the Red Cross, is a US-based non-profit Relief Agency under the umbrella of SDA. It has acquitted itself as one of the best Relief Agencies in the world. ADRA is everywhere disaster hits. However, its work in agricultural development especially in food production has been exemplary. Continue with your good work.
A SDA accountant with the Guinea fowl project dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire.
"What sort of accountant are you?" says St Peter
"Public Practitioner for Guinea fow ...
read full comment
assisting laudable project is good. the church has contributed a lot the society. it has employed many people and. several hospitals and schools. well done!
the money should use specifically what it meant fore
Will some of this money be used to send some to project participants to pray in Jerusalem?
They want the Adventist vote. Don't take their money.
ADRA, like the Red Cross, is a US-based non-profit Relief Agency under the umbrella of SDA. It has acquitted itself as one of the best Relief Agencies in the world. ADRA is everywhere disaster hits. However, its work in agr ...
read full comment