A little old lady walks into the Bank of Canada with a bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the president of the bank.
She tells the bank president that she has accumulated several hundred thousand dollars ov ... read full comment
A little old lady walks into the Bank of Canada with a bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the president of the bank.
She tells the bank president that she has accumulated several hundred thousand dollars over the years and would like to open a trust in the bank.
The president is curious, so he asks her, "Where did you get all this money?" The old lady replies, "I make bets."
The old woman says, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square."
"Ha!" laughs the president, "That's ridiculous -- you can never win that kind of bet!"
The old lady challenges, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure," says the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!"
The little old lady says, "OK. I'll bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10 a.m. as a witness, and we'll see."
The next morning, the little old lady appears with her lawyer at the president's office. "OK," she says, "Time to drop your pants and settle this bet."
The president complies. The little old lady peers closely at his balls and asks if she could feel them. "Well, OK," says the bank president, "since there's so much money on the line."
Just then, the lawyer starts banging his head against the wall. The president asks the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?"
She replies, "I bet him $50,000 that at 10 a.m. today, I'd have the president of the Bank of Canada's balls in my hand."
.... 12 years ago
Haaahaa!....really funny...only late...heard it already....tell us another one.
Haaahaa!....really funny...only late...heard it already....tell us another one.
Isaac Mensah 12 years ago
WHAT ABOUT LEVEL 100 STUDENTS FROM UEW-KUMASI OFFERING INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY EDUCATION THANKS
Enquries about UEW K students.
WHAT ABOUT LEVEL 100 STUDENTS FROM UEW-KUMASI OFFERING INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY EDUCATION THANKS
Enquries about UEW K students.
ADABRAKA 12 years ago
I think you want the opportunity to travel, go try south africa. Level one hundred, ebei? You havent even got a gpa yet.t
I think you want the opportunity to travel, go try south africa. Level one hundred, ebei? You havent even got a gpa yet.t
YOUNGMONEY 12 years ago
Please how can we apply and why only selected universities.
Please how can we apply and why only selected universities.
Kapovia 12 years ago
This is huge! Better than giving money to the corrupt govts
This is huge! Better than giving money to the corrupt govts
messa 12 years ago
THEY ARE FACINGS MANY LAW SUIT FOR FRADULENT LOANS ALL OVER AMERICA AND HAVE BEEN BLAME FOR CORUPTION AND DESTROYING THE ECONOMYS NOT ONLY OF THE US BUT ALSO MANY OTHER EUROPIAN COUNTRYS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO TO GOOGLE T ... read full comment
THEY ARE FACINGS MANY LAW SUIT FOR FRADULENT LOANS ALL OVER AMERICA AND HAVE BEEN BLAME FOR CORUPTION AND DESTROYING THE ECONOMYS NOT ONLY OF THE US BUT ALSO MANY OTHER EUROPIAN COUNTRYS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO TO GOOGLE TYPE BANK OF AMERICA FRAUD AND YOU WILL GET THE PICTURE
Busia Is Great! 12 years ago
Bernard is a a real good guy, and I pray and hope that he will mentor those who are selected.
Bernard is a a real good guy, and I pray and hope that he will mentor those who are selected.
JH-New York City 12 years ago
"Those students should be as bright and talented as some of the top students elsewhere".
Mr Bernard Mensah,are U trying to intimidate them bcos they're from Africa ?. I mean,how extraordinary bright and talented are those of ... read full comment
"Those students should be as bright and talented as some of the top students elsewhere".
Mr Bernard Mensah,are U trying to intimidate them bcos they're from Africa ?. I mean,how extraordinary bright and talented are those of us here.Unless the person is certified dull,any average student could be trained to work in any capacity in the bank and elsewhere.
Especially,accounting,business and info tech students .I mean anyone could be trained.
JH-New York City 12 years ago
"Those students should be as bright and talented as some of the top students elsewhere".
Mr Bernard Mensah,are U trying to intimidate them bcos they're from Africa ?. I mean,how extraordinary bright and talented are those of ... read full comment
"Those students should be as bright and talented as some of the top students elsewhere".
Mr Bernard Mensah,are U trying to intimidate them bcos they're from Africa ?. I mean,how extraordinary bright and talented are those of us here.Unless the person is certified dull,any average student could be trained to work in any capacity in the bank and elsewhere.
Especially,accounting,business and info tech students .I mean anyone could be trained.
JH-New York City 12 years ago
"Those students should be as bright and talented as some of the top students elsewhere".
Mr Bernard Mensah,are U trying to intimidate them bcos they're from Africa ?. I mean,how extraordinary bright and talented are those of ... read full comment
"Those students should be as bright and talented as some of the top students elsewhere".
Mr Bernard Mensah,are U trying to intimidate them bcos they're from Africa ?. I mean,how extraordinary bright and talented are those of us here.Unless the person is certified dull,any average student could be trained to work in any capacity in the bank and elsewhere.
Especially,accounting,business and info tech students .I mean anyone could be trained.
GHFUO, BE SERIOUS NOT PRIDEFUL! 12 years ago
I WAS IN PHILLY A FEW YRS AGO AND WENT TO THE BANK OF AMERICA BRANCH, DOWNTOWN. I HAD A TALK WITH ONE OF THE WORKERS THERE, MR SCHMIDT. SUCH A GREAT GUY. EVEN THO I WAS CANADIAN, HE OPENED MY ACCOUNT FOR ME. WE HAD A GREAT TI ... read full comment
I WAS IN PHILLY A FEW YRS AGO AND WENT TO THE BANK OF AMERICA BRANCH, DOWNTOWN. I HAD A TALK WITH ONE OF THE WORKERS THERE, MR SCHMIDT. SUCH A GREAT GUY. EVEN THO I WAS CANADIAN, HE OPENED MY ACCOUNT FOR ME. WE HAD A GREAT TIME. THE GUY WANTED ME TO STAY IN PHILLY...MUAHAHAHAHAAAA. HE EVEN CALLED ME A FEW TIMES AFTER I RETURNED BACK TO TORONTO. JASON SCHMIDT THAST HIS NAME. GO TO DOWNTOWN PHILLY BANK OF AMERICA AND HE WILL BE HAPPY TO ASSIST YOU. IM SURE HE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS.
GOOSE 12 years ago
OUR YOUTH NEED NURTURING AND THEY ARE TALENTED LIKE ANYONE ONE ELSE GLOBALLY NO MISTAKE ABOUT GHANAIANS. WHEN YOU TAKE CARE OF THEM THEY WORK WELL BUT DON'T ABUSE THEM
OUR YOUTH NEED NURTURING AND THEY ARE TALENTED LIKE ANYONE ONE ELSE GLOBALLY NO MISTAKE ABOUT GHANAIANS. WHEN YOU TAKE CARE OF THEM THEY WORK WELL BUT DON'T ABUSE THEM
AKOZA ANTWI 12 years ago
Please how will I be able to come into contact with you?
Please how will I be able to come into contact with you?
A little old lady walks into the Bank of Canada with a bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the president of the bank.
She tells the bank president that she has accumulated several hundred thousand dollars ov ...
read full comment
Haaahaa!....really funny...only late...heard it already....tell us another one.
WHAT ABOUT LEVEL 100 STUDENTS FROM UEW-KUMASI OFFERING INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY EDUCATION THANKS
Enquries about UEW K students.
I think you want the opportunity to travel, go try south africa. Level one hundred, ebei? You havent even got a gpa yet.t
Please how can we apply and why only selected universities.
This is huge! Better than giving money to the corrupt govts
THEY ARE FACINGS MANY LAW SUIT FOR FRADULENT LOANS ALL OVER AMERICA AND HAVE BEEN BLAME FOR CORUPTION AND DESTROYING THE ECONOMYS NOT ONLY OF THE US BUT ALSO MANY OTHER EUROPIAN COUNTRYS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO TO GOOGLE T ...
read full comment
Bernard is a a real good guy, and I pray and hope that he will mentor those who are selected.
"Those students should be as bright and talented as some of the top students elsewhere".
Mr Bernard Mensah,are U trying to intimidate them bcos they're from Africa ?. I mean,how extraordinary bright and talented are those of ...
read full comment
"Those students should be as bright and talented as some of the top students elsewhere".
Mr Bernard Mensah,are U trying to intimidate them bcos they're from Africa ?. I mean,how extraordinary bright and talented are those of ...
read full comment
"Those students should be as bright and talented as some of the top students elsewhere".
Mr Bernard Mensah,are U trying to intimidate them bcos they're from Africa ?. I mean,how extraordinary bright and talented are those of ...
read full comment
I WAS IN PHILLY A FEW YRS AGO AND WENT TO THE BANK OF AMERICA BRANCH, DOWNTOWN. I HAD A TALK WITH ONE OF THE WORKERS THERE, MR SCHMIDT. SUCH A GREAT GUY. EVEN THO I WAS CANADIAN, HE OPENED MY ACCOUNT FOR ME. WE HAD A GREAT TI ...
read full comment
OUR YOUTH NEED NURTURING AND THEY ARE TALENTED LIKE ANYONE ONE ELSE GLOBALLY NO MISTAKE ABOUT GHANAIANS. WHEN YOU TAKE CARE OF THEM THEY WORK WELL BUT DON'T ABUSE THEM
Please how will I be able to come into contact with you?