'Dwarfs coach summoned over abuse'

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• Holy Child 9 years ago

  Isn't it hilarious that the coach of "Dwarfs", Mr J E Sarpong, accuses a woman of using witchcraft resulting in the poor performance of the club in the current regional soccer League? Talk of being superfluous? I thought ...
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  Isn't it hilarious that the coach of "Dwarfs", Mr J E Sarpong, accuses a woman of using witchcraft resulting in the poor performance of the club in the current regional soccer League? Talk of being superfluous? I thought in folklore, "Dwarfs" are specialists in magic and supernatural matters. The coach of "Dwarfs" must therefore be the chief expert of mysticism. The woman, Agatha Forson, is allegedly using her ethereal powers for the decline of Drafts. Sad, sad. I remember Dwarfs of Kuku Dadzie who became Capt. Of the Black Stars. Those were glorious days.
  
  First, I vote to make Ms Forson woman Ghana’s most powerful asset. President Mahama can charge her to bring an end to “Dumsor”. She can just sweep across Akosombo and viola light, light. While she’s riding high she can alight at Tunisia where Accra Hearts of Oak will be playing Esperanza. She must sweep a hail of desert sand and oh yes Hearts will be 4 zip. Nyantakyi could just catch a ride on her broom to Gabon as a surety for Ghana to win the next African cup. Her most important task would be a replay between Ghana and USA at the Putin influenced World Cup in 2018. Touch the red nose of Russians who are drunk on Vodka and then what? Of course the Russians would be speaking in Twi Ga, Ewe, Hausa, Wale, etc. They would all cheering for Ghana in languages their fathers and mothers never taught them.
  
  Not to forget the players, who we must stay at Lotus Island watching non-stop x-rated movies in dedication to current Kotoko players. Coach Sarpong's eleven players would be those who snore the loudest, or grind their teeth while asleep.
  Suddenly we have an epiphany with the discovery of Ghana’s best asset. How profound? What are you waiting for Coach Jose Mourinho? You surely wish to win the EUFA next year. We have the broom woman as the next “BIG THING” in world soccer. Way to Go Coach Sarpong; way to Go Dwarfs? You have given a new wonder to Ghana’s soccer.

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• Nana Malik 9 years ago

  Coach Sarpong that i know is a very educated man, so how did he stoop so low like this?

  Coach Sarpong that i know is a very educated man, so how did he stoop so low like this?

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