During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows," the groom said. "When you get to me and the part where it asks if I promise to 'lov ... read full comment
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows," the groom said. "When you get to me and the part where it asks if I promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
The day of the wedding arrived, and they reached the part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked him in the eye and said:
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every wish and command, serve her breakfast in bed each and every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped, looked around, and replied in a meek voice, "Yes."After the wedding, the groom pulled the pastor aside and hissed, "I thought we had a deal!"
The pastor put the $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered, "Sorry, son, she made me a much better offer."
yamed 10 years ago
Always try making the best offer. Haha
Always try making the best offer. Haha
MARCUS AMPADU 10 years ago
You are becoming a good writer with your prolific Ghanaweb stories. Keep it up my friend, one day soon, you'll be a published writer.
You are becoming a good writer with your prolific Ghanaweb stories. Keep it up my friend, one day soon, you'll be a published writer.
OpeibeaMyDaughter 10 years ago
That is a good one!
That is a good one!
kwaku ghawa 10 years ago
DO YOU THINK ANY BIG CLUB WILL BUY SUCH A PLAYER WHO SOW WHITE SEED ON OPPONENTS HALF LIKE HE DID IN AFRICA CUP
DO YOU THINK ANY BIG CLUB WILL BUY SUCH A PLAYER WHO SOW WHITE SEED ON OPPONENTS HALF LIKE HE DID IN AFRICA CUP
yaw, kaneshie 10 years ago
Skin pain, after all what the guy has done and continue to do for mother Ghana, some of u still hate him like crazy. However, I know onething and that is God Almighty is watching
Skin pain, after all what the guy has done and continue to do for mother Ghana, some of u still hate him like crazy. However, I know onething and that is God Almighty is watching
OKOROMANSA 10 years ago
WE'VE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH OF DEDE AYEW, AND I THINK HE MUST END THIS SAGA OF HIM AND HIS NEXT CLUB. WHAT ON EARTH IS AYEW EXPECTING AS A FOOTBALLER? IF HE WANTS A MILLION DOLLARS MONTHLY LET HIM ANNOUNCE IT TO THE WHOLE WORL ... read full comment
WE'VE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH OF DEDE AYEW, AND I THINK HE MUST END THIS SAGA OF HIM AND HIS NEXT CLUB. WHAT ON EARTH IS AYEW EXPECTING AS A FOOTBALLER? IF HE WANTS A MILLION DOLLARS MONTHLY LET HIM ANNOUNCE IT TO THE WHOLE WORLD. TODAY MARSEILES, TOMORROW IT IS LIVERPOOL, MANCHESTER UNITED, THEN MARSEILLES AGAIN AND SO WHAT IS ALL THIS ABOUT? AYEW SHOULD DECIDE PROMPTLY BEFORE HE FINDS HIMSELF PLAYING FOR NANIA FC.
yamed 10 years ago
I guess you MUST tell him next time he calls you that YOU don't want to hear from him NO MORE!
I guess you MUST tell him next time he calls you that YOU don't want to hear from him NO MORE!
oppong George 10 years ago
Abedi pele is Right.His son must do more than what he did and that's why he is anyyed.
Abedi pele is Right.His son must do more than what he did and that's why he is anyyed.
Ayew Fan 10 years ago
This boy is just an average player . Watch his matches and you will understand why no big clubs have come for him. He is lucky to be at Marseille which is a great club and gives him regular playing time so I don't know what e ... read full comment
This boy is just an average player . Watch his matches and you will understand why no big clubs have come for him. He is lucky to be at Marseille which is a great club and gives him regular playing time so I don't know what else he wants. Marseille had won champions league and plays in champions league regularly so I just can't understand what he wants. He is not even their best player. Better stay where you are than go to another place because of money and warm the bench. God's time is the best.
Chris Awuyah 10 years ago
Few world class mid-field players can compete with Dede. He outclasses Di Maria. Dede would give you 100% and then some. He attacks relentlessly and defends with passion. He's a team player. Dede must make a decision, knowing ... read full comment
Few world class mid-field players can compete with Dede. He outclasses Di Maria. Dede would give you 100% and then some. He attacks relentlessly and defends with passion. He's a team player. Dede must make a decision, knowing that the next 5 years would be the highest point of his career. He must request competitive salary that would match the contracts for Ozzil, Di Maria, etc. Dede is an inspiration to all those who genuily love soccer.
Alhassan 10 years ago
His performance will lead him to a good club n not those of u who wants his down fall.
His performance will lead him to a good club n not those of u who wants his down fall.
Saint Ghfuo: Nyantakyi must go! 10 years ago
Dede is way better than countinho
Dede is way better than countinho
yussif 10 years ago
May Almighty Allah help Dede land the best offer and a club that ll help him become one of the best in Africa.
May Almighty Allah help Dede land the best offer and a club that ll help him become one of the best in Africa.
EDUARDO DOMINGO 10 years ago
ABEDI PELE HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BEING A STUD TO SUPPLY GHANA WITH MANY FOOTBALL STARS? I KNOW SOME FOREIGN COUNTRIES HAVE OFFERED YOU THIS BEFORE , BUT WILL YOU DO IT HERE , WHEN THE WOMEN ARE SUPPLIED AND ALL LEGAL ANGLES TI ... read full comment
ABEDI PELE HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BEING A STUD TO SUPPLY GHANA WITH MANY FOOTBALL STARS? I KNOW SOME FOREIGN COUNTRIES HAVE OFFERED YOU THIS BEFORE , BUT WILL YOU DO IT HERE , WHEN THE WOMEN ARE SUPPLIED AND ALL LEGAL ANGLES TIDIED UP?
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows," the groom said. "When you get to me and the part where it asks if I promise to 'lov ...
read full comment
Always try making the best offer. Haha
You are becoming a good writer with your prolific Ghanaweb stories. Keep it up my friend, one day soon, you'll be a published writer.
That is a good one!
DO YOU THINK ANY BIG CLUB WILL BUY SUCH A PLAYER WHO SOW WHITE SEED ON OPPONENTS HALF LIKE HE DID IN AFRICA CUP
Skin pain, after all what the guy has done and continue to do for mother Ghana, some of u still hate him like crazy. However, I know onething and that is God Almighty is watching
WE'VE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH OF DEDE AYEW, AND I THINK HE MUST END THIS SAGA OF HIM AND HIS NEXT CLUB. WHAT ON EARTH IS AYEW EXPECTING AS A FOOTBALLER? IF HE WANTS A MILLION DOLLARS MONTHLY LET HIM ANNOUNCE IT TO THE WHOLE WORL ...
read full comment
I guess you MUST tell him next time he calls you that YOU don't want to hear from him NO MORE!
Abedi pele is Right.His son must do more than what he did and that's why he is anyyed.
This boy is just an average player . Watch his matches and you will understand why no big clubs have come for him. He is lucky to be at Marseille which is a great club and gives him regular playing time so I don't know what e ...
read full comment
Few world class mid-field players can compete with Dede. He outclasses Di Maria. Dede would give you 100% and then some. He attacks relentlessly and defends with passion. He's a team player. Dede must make a decision, knowing ...
read full comment
His performance will lead him to a good club n not those of u who wants his down fall.
Dede is way better than countinho
May Almighty Allah help Dede land the best offer and a club that ll help him become one of the best in Africa.
ABEDI PELE HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BEING A STUD TO SUPPLY GHANA WITH MANY FOOTBALL STARS? I KNOW SOME FOREIGN COUNTRIES HAVE OFFERED YOU THIS BEFORE , BUT WILL YOU DO IT HERE , WHEN THE WOMEN ARE SUPPLIED AND ALL LEGAL ANGLES TI ...
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Abedi Pele and family are great guys.....