A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse for Sale." Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into the shop.The owner took th ... read full comment
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse for Sale." Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into the shop.The owner took the Pastor out to the back, where he saw a beautiful Arabian stallion. He agreed to allow the Pastor to take a "test run."The Pastor grabbed the reins. "giddyap." The horse ignored him. "no, no," counseled the owner. This is a Christian horse. If you want him to move, you must say, "Praise the Lord!" The Pastor did as he was told, and the horse started off on a leisurely walk. However, he soon found that the horse would not stop. "He won't answer to 'Whoa', said the owner. It's "Amen."The Pastor decided that he liked the horse, so he bought him and took him home to his ranch in the country. He saddled the horse up again, said, "Praise the Lord," and went riding into the countryside.Suddenly, the horse saw a rattlesnake crossing the path. Frightened, he reared and bolted straight for a cliff.The Pastor cried "whoa!" but the horse only ran faster. In vain, he tried one word after another. Finally, he remembered the correct command and screamed "AMEN!!!" just as the horse approached the edge of the cliff.The Pastor was so thrilled that his life had been saved that he raised his hands to the sky and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD!"
Kwadwo 10 years ago
That's a good one
That's a good one
Mr.N 10 years ago
I would ask Prophet Temitope Balogun Joshua fire the coach and use the power of pray to win the league, FA and African Cup.
I would ask Prophet Temitope Balogun Joshua fire the coach and use the power of pray to win the league, FA and African Cup.
ganaba 10 years ago
wonders never end,we will now see eye to eye how his miracles work. no excuses please.
wonders never end,we will now see eye to eye how his miracles work. no excuses please.
GHFUO, BE SERIOUS NOT PRIDEFUL! 10 years ago
U COPY N PASTE THESE STORIES FROM AN INDIAN NEWSPAPER. LIKE I SAID, IF U DONT STOP COPY N PASTE. I WILL PULL UR CARD. I KNOW U AD UR FAKE CHRIFEY, FRAUDULENT WAYS
U COPY N PASTE THESE STORIES FROM AN INDIAN NEWSPAPER. LIKE I SAID, IF U DONT STOP COPY N PASTE. I WILL PULL UR CARD. I KNOW U AD UR FAKE CHRIFEY, FRAUDULENT WAYS
princewilly@ymail.com 10 years ago
NO GOD CHEF WILL EVER GIVE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS RECIPE.DO YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN THREATEN A WHORE TO LEAVE THE STREETS?
I KNOW THOUSANDS OF JOKES AND IF I AM TO TYPE JOKES TO EVERY COMMENTS ON THE GHANA WEB DO YOU KNOW HOW ... read full comment
NO GOD CHEF WILL EVER GIVE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS RECIPE.DO YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN THREATEN A WHORE TO LEAVE THE STREETS?
I KNOW THOUSANDS OF JOKES AND IF I AM TO TYPE JOKES TO EVERY COMMENTS ON THE GHANA WEB DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE ME?
THE TV DINNER IS IN THE FRIDGE,PICK IT AND WARM IT UP AND FORGET ABOUT WASTING YOUR TIME TO COOK.
GHFUO, BE SERIOUS NOT PRIDEFUL! 10 years ago
MASSA, DO U WANT ME TO PUT THE WEBSITE TO WHERE U GET UR SO CALLED JOKES FROM? THE MATERIAL IS NOT YOURS BUT U HVE BEEN DECEIVIN ALL OF US....LOL INTO THINKING IT CAME FROM UR BIG HEAD. THAT AINT SO. U BETTER TELL THESE PPL T ... read full comment
MASSA, DO U WANT ME TO PUT THE WEBSITE TO WHERE U GET UR SO CALLED JOKES FROM? THE MATERIAL IS NOT YOURS BUT U HVE BEEN DECEIVIN ALL OF US....LOL INTO THINKING IT CAME FROM UR BIG HEAD. THAT AINT SO. U BETTER TELL THESE PPL THE TRUTH OR ELSE.....EVERYDAY FOR THIEF MAN, 1 DAY FOR MASSA....
GHANAIAN 10 years ago
Wherever it is coming from, people are enjoying so where lies your hatred comments?
Wherever it is coming from, people are enjoying so where lies your hatred comments?
kayakayaman 10 years ago
copy or no copy we like it.prince give us more.ghfuo,do u own this site?
copy or no copy we like it.prince give us more.ghfuo,do u own this site?
OH NO!! 10 years ago
That was a good one!!
That was a good one!!
Africanus 10 years ago
Funny.... Love it.
Funny.... Love it.
OGYAM 10 years ago
MONEY ANSWERS EVERYTHING
MONEY ANSWERS EVERYTHING
Nana Ansah 10 years ago
"PRAISE THE LORD!" OOOOOOOUCH!!!!!! into abyss. Beautiful Princewilly. Love it! Now These religiously motivated criminals are diverting into the business of football. What next?!!
"PRAISE THE LORD!" OOOOOOOUCH!!!!!! into abyss. Beautiful Princewilly. Love it! Now These religiously motivated criminals are diverting into the business of football. What next?!!
KKK 10 years ago
Na money matter
Na money matter
Kofi 10 years ago
Just raise any structure and put the sign "church" Ghanians will fill it. It does not matter to them if it is fake or not. This man is not "a man of God as he claims to be. He is a thief and Ghana is a fertile place for him b ... read full comment
Just raise any structure and put the sign "church" Ghanians will fill it. It does not matter to them if it is fake or not. This man is not "a man of God as he claims to be. He is a thief and Ghana is a fertile place for him bcos most of the people are ignorant, lazy and without brain. They are always looking for "quick fix" miracles and so they are easy victims for such an intelligent trickster. May God open the eyes of my people, it does not even matter if they go to school or not, they are still "FOOLISH" This man lied to the whole nation about his prediction of Ghana's victory in the 2009 u20 wc. He said he talked to Dede who revealed that was not true. Many of his senior members have also revealed some of his tricks to us but still Ghanians continue to spray dollars at his door. What a people, what a country.
aoa 10 years ago
From where did you get this information and the last time i checked T.B.Joshua did not force Parker and the rest do against their will.I stand to be corrected even thought i still think this is no big deal.
From where did you get this information and the last time i checked T.B.Joshua did not force Parker and the rest do against their will.I stand to be corrected even thought i still think this is no big deal.
Jay 10 years ago
Which prophet is so involved in business enterprises? Duse is all about the almighty cash, and people are willing to give it to him.
Which prophet is so involved in business enterprises? Duse is all about the almighty cash, and people are willing to give it to him.
Africanus 10 years ago
AOA, if you open your eyes and use your brains you will see that you are being fooled by this thief.
AOA, if you open your eyes and use your brains you will see that you are being fooled by this thief.
Rabon Zee 10 years ago
Why is this prophet embarking on this venture. Why does his cravings for money, power,spotlight and treasures of the world, persisting to the point where he is going to self- destruct. Is this man a phoney, sycophant,a materi ... read full comment
Why is this prophet embarking on this venture. Why does his cravings for money, power,spotlight and treasures of the world, persisting to the point where he is going to self- destruct. Is this man a phoney, sycophant,a materialistic incarnation of Lucifer or a genuine prophet of Yahweh.
Is this a venture to increase the economic potential of the Church or it is geared towards self-aggrandizement. I agree with Africanus. Everyone should open their eyes and behold the trickery involved in his actions. What else does he hope to gain by purchasing a football team? Does he hope to invoke the power of Jah to win games and thereby demonstrate the omnipotency of Yahweh to the world? Can Prophet Joshua force Yahweh to do his will for personal economic gain? Does he plan to use the players to advertise the glory and power of Yahweh and donate the money to charity? Or is this another scheme to throw dust in the eyes of guillible pilgrims of the Word by fixing matches and attributing victories to Jah?
Does this prophet know the trials and tribulations of a team ownwer? He will find out.After a year or so he will bow his head, all the myth surrounding his divine powers will evaporate and with his tongue hanging out he will say " Its finished. God why hast thou let me down. Forgive me because I know not what I have done. "
KNYC (USMC) 10 years ago
TB Joshua you can buy whatever you want, since you have fools who will buy common cup of water for $1000. When there is demand form morons, why don't you supply it. Keep up with the good job.
TB Joshua you can buy whatever you want, since you have fools who will buy common cup of water for $1000. When there is demand form morons, why don't you supply it. Keep up with the good job.
Tutulapato....Obokor 10 years ago
Many will use my name to enrich themselves..so jah seh.That so called man of god,looking for a futball team to chair....haba, my people.Are there no teams in 9ja? He could as well take over stationery stores,shooting stars,or ... read full comment
Many will use my name to enrich themselves..so jah seh.That so called man of god,looking for a futball team to chair....haba, my people.Are there no teams in 9ja? He could as well take over stationery stores,shooting stars,or Abiola babes.Why all the way to wassaman? Which team in the world is owned by a so called prophet...oh land of my birth,every foreigner wants to milk you cuzz your own people are eating the bread of sorrow.
obafemi..Spain 10 years ago
The yurobas are no where to found in Nija soccer..he should rather emulate the Abiola and revive one of those big teams....iicc shooting stars of Ibadan or Stationaery stores of lagos.Why ghana....bcuzz he wants awoof.Go to h ... read full comment
The yurobas are no where to found in Nija soccer..he should rather emulate the Abiola and revive one of those big teams....iicc shooting stars of Ibadan or Stationaery stores of lagos.Why ghana....bcuzz he wants awoof.Go to hell, T.B.You can create a football team out of your church,Abi.Too much wahala
mama 10 years ago
wtf is emmanuel stars fc? dude has totally lost his mind!
wtf is emmanuel stars fc? dude has totally lost his mind!
mportoe 10 years ago
he is a thief! stop going to his church u fools!
he is a thief! stop going to his church u fools!
GHFUO, BE SERIOUS NOT PRIDEFUL! 10 years ago
“I’m meeting him within the week. I have given it to him after he expressed interest in getting a football club to manage because of his great love for the game. The name will be change to Emmanuel Stars FC as he has prop ... read full comment
“I’m meeting him within the week. I have given it to him after he expressed interest in getting a football club to manage because of his great love for the game. The name will be change to Emmanuel Stars FC as he has proposed.
NEXT, HE WILL BE DOING GALAMSAY IN GH. ARENT THERE CLUBS IN NAIJA?
princewilly@ymail.com 10 years ago
MEET HIM ON THE WAY TO DAMASCUS AND CHANGE THE NAME OF EMMANUEL STARS TO JUDAS STARS BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING PAID.
MEET HIM ON THE WAY TO DAMASCUS AND CHANGE THE NAME OF EMMANUEL STARS TO JUDAS STARS BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING PAID.
JOHNNY 10 years ago
TB JOSHUA WILL LEARN THAT FOOTBALL IS PLAYED BY HUMAN BEINGS. HE CANNOT RELY ON PRAYERS OR SPIRITS TO WIN MATCHES.IN EVERYTHING WE DO, WE ,AS GHANAIANS,SHOULD WORK HARD TO SUCCEED; PRAYERS WILL NOT SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS FOR US.
TB JOSHUA WILL LEARN THAT FOOTBALL IS PLAYED BY HUMAN BEINGS. HE CANNOT RELY ON PRAYERS OR SPIRITS TO WIN MATCHES.IN EVERYTHING WE DO, WE ,AS GHANAIANS,SHOULD WORK HARD TO SUCCEED; PRAYERS WILL NOT SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS FOR US.
KNYC (USMC) 10 years ago
TB Joshua you can buy whatever you want, since you have fools who will buy common cup of water for $1000. When there is demand form morons, why don't you supply it. Keep up with the good job.
TB Joshua you can buy whatever you want, since you have fools who will buy common cup of water for $1000. When there is demand form morons, why don't you supply it. Keep up with the good job.
Kwesi Quebec 10 years ago
Allow TB Joshua to do his soccer prophetic job. His God has ordained him for that.
Allow TB Joshua to do his soccer prophetic job. His God has ordained him for that.
princewilly@ymail.com 10 years ago
Little Kwame was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven f ... read full comment
Little Kwame was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."
The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love." "Very good," said the teacher.
The teacher looked up and saw Little Kwame's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this "Little Kwame, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"
Little Kwame thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet."
The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first. He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night kicking my soccer ball with my feet and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!', but fortunately Dad was on top of her holding her down."
Lucky 10 years ago
CAN YOU SEE THAT PARKER LOVE TB JOSHUA ?
THANK YOU PARKER FOR THE TRUST AND GOD WILL BLESS YOU.
PLS DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE OVER-WISE BROTHER OF YOUR BECAUSE THEY WILL SOON JOIN YOU TO PRAISES.
TB JOSHUA HAS A CLUB IN ... read full comment
CAN YOU SEE THAT PARKER LOVE TB JOSHUA ?
THANK YOU PARKER FOR THE TRUST AND GOD WILL BLESS YOU.
PLS DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE OVER-WISE BROTHER OF YOUR BECAUSE THEY WILL SOON JOIN YOU TO PRAISES.
TB JOSHUA HAS A CLUB IN NIGERIA AND MOST OF HIS BOY ARE IN THE TEAM THAT WON THE AFRICA CUP OF NATION.
IF PASTOR IS AS EASY AS YOU THOUGHT WHY YOU GUYS STILL WALLOW IN HUNGER?? CARRY YOUR BIBLE AND START COLLECTING MONEY.
GOD SAY IF THE WISE CAN NOT SERVE ME I WILL RAISE THE FOOLS TO SERVE ME AND THAT IS WHAT YOU GUYS ARE SEEING.
GHFUO, BE SERIOUS NOT PRIDEFUL! 10 years ago
WEEKLYVOICE.COM.
MASSA, THIS IS CLUE NUMBER 1
WEEKLYVOICE.COM.
MASSA, THIS IS CLUE NUMBER 1
Nii Joromi 10 years ago
Let's expect miracles and fireworks from the 'prophet's team.
Let's expect miracles and fireworks from the 'prophet's team.
moses sunday segun 10 years ago
Sir you are great, thank God you are born to this nation state Ondo state, Nigeria.
Sir you are great, thank God you are born to this nation state Ondo state, Nigeria.
GHFUO, BE SERIOUS NOT PRIDEFUL! 10 years ago
EMMANUEL STARS? OH LORD. PARKER IS A TOTAL IDIOT. DID TB BUY THE CLUB OUTRIGHT OR JUST A PERCENTAGE?
EMMANUEL STARS? OH LORD. PARKER IS A TOTAL IDIOT. DID TB BUY THE CLUB OUTRIGHT OR JUST A PERCENTAGE?
Frimpong Manso Dakabre 10 years ago
Cheap and stupid reporter. If you are reporting you have get your thing correct. who said the team president is Mr Parker? who told that? Go and check your records well. Lazy reporting.
Cheap and stupid reporter. If you are reporting you have get your thing correct. who said the team president is Mr Parker? who told that? Go and check your records well. Lazy reporting.
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse for Sale." Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into the shop.The owner took th ...
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That's a good one
I would ask Prophet Temitope Balogun Joshua fire the coach and use the power of pray to win the league, FA and African Cup.
wonders never end,we will now see eye to eye how his miracles work. no excuses please.
U COPY N PASTE THESE STORIES FROM AN INDIAN NEWSPAPER. LIKE I SAID, IF U DONT STOP COPY N PASTE. I WILL PULL UR CARD. I KNOW U AD UR FAKE CHRIFEY, FRAUDULENT WAYS
NO GOD CHEF WILL EVER GIVE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS RECIPE.DO YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN THREATEN A WHORE TO LEAVE THE STREETS?
I KNOW THOUSANDS OF JOKES AND IF I AM TO TYPE JOKES TO EVERY COMMENTS ON THE GHANA WEB DO YOU KNOW HOW ...
read full comment
MASSA, DO U WANT ME TO PUT THE WEBSITE TO WHERE U GET UR SO CALLED JOKES FROM? THE MATERIAL IS NOT YOURS BUT U HVE BEEN DECEIVIN ALL OF US....LOL INTO THINKING IT CAME FROM UR BIG HEAD. THAT AINT SO. U BETTER TELL THESE PPL T ...
read full comment
Wherever it is coming from, people are enjoying so where lies your hatred comments?
copy or no copy we like it.prince give us more.ghfuo,do u own this site?
That was a good one!!
Funny.... Love it.
MONEY ANSWERS EVERYTHING
"PRAISE THE LORD!" OOOOOOOUCH!!!!!! into abyss. Beautiful Princewilly. Love it! Now These religiously motivated criminals are diverting into the business of football. What next?!!
Na money matter
Just raise any structure and put the sign "church" Ghanians will fill it. It does not matter to them if it is fake or not. This man is not "a man of God as he claims to be. He is a thief and Ghana is a fertile place for him b ...
read full comment
From where did you get this information and the last time i checked T.B.Joshua did not force Parker and the rest do against their will.I stand to be corrected even thought i still think this is no big deal.
Which prophet is so involved in business enterprises? Duse is all about the almighty cash, and people are willing to give it to him.
AOA, if you open your eyes and use your brains you will see that you are being fooled by this thief.
Why is this prophet embarking on this venture. Why does his cravings for money, power,spotlight and treasures of the world, persisting to the point where he is going to self- destruct. Is this man a phoney, sycophant,a materi ...
read full comment
TB Joshua you can buy whatever you want, since you have fools who will buy common cup of water for $1000. When there is demand form morons, why don't you supply it. Keep up with the good job.
Many will use my name to enrich themselves..so jah seh.That so called man of god,looking for a futball team to chair....haba, my people.Are there no teams in 9ja? He could as well take over stationery stores,shooting stars,or ...
read full comment
The yurobas are no where to found in Nija soccer..he should rather emulate the Abiola and revive one of those big teams....iicc shooting stars of Ibadan or Stationaery stores of lagos.Why ghana....bcuzz he wants awoof.Go to h ...
read full comment
wtf is emmanuel stars fc? dude has totally lost his mind!
he is a thief! stop going to his church u fools!
“I’m meeting him within the week. I have given it to him after he expressed interest in getting a football club to manage because of his great love for the game. The name will be change to Emmanuel Stars FC as he has prop ...
read full comment
MEET HIM ON THE WAY TO DAMASCUS AND CHANGE THE NAME OF EMMANUEL STARS TO JUDAS STARS BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING PAID.
TB JOSHUA WILL LEARN THAT FOOTBALL IS PLAYED BY HUMAN BEINGS. HE CANNOT RELY ON PRAYERS OR SPIRITS TO WIN MATCHES.IN EVERYTHING WE DO, WE ,AS GHANAIANS,SHOULD WORK HARD TO SUCCEED; PRAYERS WILL NOT SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS FOR US.
TB Joshua you can buy whatever you want, since you have fools who will buy common cup of water for $1000. When there is demand form morons, why don't you supply it. Keep up with the good job.
Allow TB Joshua to do his soccer prophetic job. His God has ordained him for that.
Little Kwame was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven f ...
read full comment
CAN YOU SEE THAT PARKER LOVE TB JOSHUA ?
THANK YOU PARKER FOR THE TRUST AND GOD WILL BLESS YOU.
PLS DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE OVER-WISE BROTHER OF YOUR BECAUSE THEY WILL SOON JOIN YOU TO PRAISES.
TB JOSHUA HAS A CLUB IN ...
read full comment
WEEKLYVOICE.COM.
MASSA, THIS IS CLUE NUMBER 1
Let's expect miracles and fireworks from the 'prophet's team.
Sir you are great, thank God you are born to this nation state Ondo state, Nigeria.
EMMANUEL STARS? OH LORD. PARKER IS A TOTAL IDIOT. DID TB BUY THE CLUB OUTRIGHT OR JUST A PERCENTAGE?
Cheap and stupid reporter. If you are reporting you have get your thing correct. who said the team president is Mr Parker? who told that? Go and check your records well. Lazy reporting.