SATIRE: Mahama to commission second phase of Special Voting project

President John Mahama will commission the second phase of the Shambolic Special Voting project during the final leg of his last-minute project commissioning mania.

According to officials, the Special Voting project, which is a joint venture by the Electoral Commission and the Mahama government, “demonstrates both side’s commitment to incompetence.” The second phase of the Special Voting follows a not-so-special first phase, which saw several security and media personnel unable to cast their vote, after the EC admittedly botched the registration process for Thursday’s exercise.

Officials are confident that this commissioning ceremony, like all the others, will glorify the unprecedented levels of mismanagement under the current government.