General News of Monday, 1 August 2011

Source: The Informer

Multi Media Bans Kumah, Adomako Baafi, Hopeson Adoye

From All Its Networks

John Kumah, the NPP nitwit who is claiming to be a hero for his scandalous comments about President Atta Mills, First Lady Mrs. Naadu Mills, and Mr. Ato Awhoi, is most certainly not the hero that he thinks he is.

John Kumah may be a hero when it comes to eating shit and talking shit, but he is certainly not a hero in the true sense of the word.

The fact that John Kumah is not a hero is evidenced by the fact that Kwesi Twum’s Multi Media network has decided that mentally retarded idiot SHALL not be allowed to speak anymore on any of its networks.
The Informer has it on authority that in the wake of John Kumah’s display of a rare form of mental disorder on Asempa FM; where he said unprintable things about the President and the First Lady, Multi Media has taken a decision to keep the idiot away from its airwaves.
“Multi Media will not allow people like John Kumah to use our well established networks to hurl insults at the sitting President and the First Lady” a well placed source told The Informer.
“We have invested a lot of time and resources in building our image and we will not allow any low-lying character to dent our image” the well-placed source added.
Apparently, John Kumah is not the only moronic creep with elephant blood running through their veins and their skull full of elephant shit, who has been banned from all Multi Media platforms.
Adomako Baafi and Hopeson Adoye, two baby elephants who were cloned in the forest together with John Kumah, have also been banned from all Multi Media’s platforms.
That is to say, the infamous trio will not be heard on, Asempa FM, Joy FM, Adom FM, Nyhira FM, etc., and will also not appear on Multi TV.
If parents want to teach their kids how to be insulting and vulgar as John Kumah and co, they should just tune into “Boling Point” on Kennedy Agyepong’s Oman FM and “Ghana Speaks” on Fred Oware’s Choice FM.
The two NPP bigwigs have set up radio and TV stations (NET 2) for the sole purpose of using abusive language on the President, First Lady and NDC officials.
The above mentioned programmes on Oman FM and Choice FM, are the platforms that have been created for the NPP political neophytes and minions to display their mental disorder ala insults.
On the said programmes, the more insults are hurled; the more airtime the hosts give to John Kumah, Adomako Baafi, Hopeson Adoye and co for them to display their foolishness.
It is on Oman FM and Choice FM that John Kumah can be a hero when it comes to stupid conduct but he is certainly not a hero in the eyes of right-thinking persons hence the decision by Kwesi Twum and Multi Media to make sure that no idiot is allowed to use their extremely solid platforms to hurl insults at no less a person than the His Excellency President Atta Mills – President of the Republic of Ghana and Commander-in-Chief of the Ghana Armed Forces.