General News of Tuesday, 10 July 2012

Source: The Informer

Hibernating Ursula Owusu

Admits Being Scared Of Fritz

Intelligence Desk Report

Ursula Owusu, the extremely horrid and ill-bred paramour of New Patriotic Party (NPP) Flagbearer Nana Akufo-Addo, has admitted that she is damn scared of Hon Fritz Baffuor, NDC MP for Ablekuma South.

Ursula, who is the NPP Candidate for the same constituency, has confided in some close confidants that she knows that her chances of winning the seat are very slim.

Solid information picked up from the B. Opoku suburb of Dansoman, where Ursula’s mother lives, has it that some family members of Ursula’s are not hiding the fact that Ursula knows that Fritz is a formidable opponent who is very solid on the ground.
According to information picked up, Ursula has gone into hibernation as a way of attempting to repair her extremely damaged public image.
Having spent over three years destroying her image, via her cruel, uncouth, vulgar, and insulting ways, Ursula has chosen to go off the airwaves for a while; hoping that that will help her irreparable damage she has done to herself and her party.
Apparently, Ursula has come to the realisation that Fritz has a strong public image, hence the decision to go off the airwaves for a while, hoping that will make the public forget all the vulgar things she has been saying and doing on the airwaves.
Most certainly, people are not about to forget Ursula insulting His Excellency President Atta Mills on Peace FM, as well as she appearing on Metro TV’s Good Morning Ghana programme, wearing an “all die be die” T-shirt.
Indeed, Ursula is not liked even within her NPP party.
Because of her alleged sexual relationship with Akufo-Addo, and virtually thinking that she will become the de facto First Lady in the unlikely event Akufo-Addo becomes President, Ursula has unwisely stepped on so many NPP toes.
Thinking that she is the all-in-all, Ursula expended her energies making lots of internal and external enemies and is only realising too late that her public image is not one that befits Parliament.
Some of the women in the NPP, who cannot stand Ursula, include Irene Naa Toshie Addo, MP for Tema West, and Shirley Ayorkor Botchway, MP for Weija.
Another thing that is working against Ursula, is her attack on Ga people during the biometric Registration Exercise.
The Ablekuma South constituency is made up of mostly Ga enclaves; and Ursula has a mountain to climb by way of convincing Gas to vote for her after heaping insults on them at Okaishie, in Accra.
It would be recalled that, Ursula Owusu thoughtlessly went to the heart of Okaishie to tell her Akan-speaking people to ignore Ga people who have become tenants on their own land.
According to Ursula, the Gas have “foolishly” sold their lands to Akans, and so if Akans now own almost all the shops in Accra, how dare the Gas to tell non-residents not to register and vote in the Odododiodoo constituency.
Obviously, at the time Ursula was insulting Gas in Odododidoo, she had forgot that Ablekuma South also had a solid Ga base; and she is now waking up to the realisation that he opened her mouth too wide.
Indeed, the fact that Fritz is a Ga by maternal consanguinity is a strong factor that is weighing heavily against Ursula Owusu, who is a 100% Akan.
As a matter of fact, the late Theresa Tagoe, was able to win in that constituency because she had Ga blood in her.
Ursula Owusu does not have any Ga blood in her but had the effrontery to insult Gas; and she is going to certainly pay for it.