Letter From The President (XXVI): Ministers, take note

Countrymen and women, staunch loyalists and overly critical opponents,
whoever said excellent ones don’t have fun. Wow! The past week was a particularly memorable one for me. I won’t forget the day I had the singular pleasure of gazing at and assessing the ‘potentials’ of so many ‘apuskelekes’ of different sizes from all the four corners of the Universe.

I have heard the criticism that I should not have met with those models and that a president should “make himself scarce small”.

In fact, for the first time since I became president Mama Tess criticized me and it was all because I had granted audience to those models.