Letter From The President: "We know them"

Countrymen and women, loyalists and opponents,
I hope you are all well At least fuel prices have not gone up and we all have been treated to more than a good dose of scandal and gossip over the past few weeks. It’s almost like a Hollywood thriller: a gang of mafia cocaine bosses (from Venezuela and Sikaman), a few bad cops and some few political bigwigs doing their own thing. We should be thankful that there have not been any violent deaths so far. In the typical Hollywood thriller, people get their guts blown out and those who do not get shot end up in freaky accidents. I pray it doesn’t come to that. Meanwhile the show continues. Please enjoy it while it lasts.