Was President Kufuor Abducted By Aliens?

The Facts

• September 14 2007: President Kufuor ‘leaves’ Ghana. A press release indicates he is off to Canada, for an official visit, where he will meet the Canadian Prime Minister and the Governor-General. He will also meet with officials of an aluminium company. Per Diem so far = $0

• September 15 2007: No news on Kufuor’s arrival in Canada from neither the Ghanaian nor Canadian media. Per Diem so far = $3,000

• September 16 2007:
• September 17 2007:
• September 18 2007:
• September 19 2007:
• September 20 2007:
• September 21 2007:

• September 22 2007: Ghana News Agency (GNA) reports the arrival of Kufuor in New York to attend the 62nd Session of United Nations General Assembly. Per Diem so far = $24,000

• September 23 2007:

• September 24 2007: Internet pictures appear showing Kufuor at the UN, alive and well. Press reports that Kufuor's trip to Canada was cancelled appear on ghanaweb.com. Per Diem accumulated so far = $30,000.

Where was our president from Sept. 15 to 21?

• NDC: Kufuor went abroad for urgent medical treatment or he simply decided to get out of the country to relax or he was in Morocco at his $4million mansion.

• NPP/Government: _____

• Media: _____

Since the NDC cannot stick to one story and the government and media have all of a sudden gone dumb, I’ll tell the good people of Ghana where our president was

On the night of Sept 14, a spinning, flashing object like a saucer was spotted close to the HIPC junction. President Kufuor was abducted by aliens from outer space for experimental purposes. After tense negotiations and several failed escape attempts, the aliens finally agreed to release him, provided he never divulge what he saw there. Since he is in no hurry to repeat this experience, he will rather remain silent…and that is the reason the whole country is left in the dark.

If you don’t believe me, ask Mr Andrew Awuni (Press Secretary and Presidential Spokesman) or Mrs Oboshie Cofie (Minister for information). If they deny my story then ask them “Where was president Kufuor from September 15 to 21?" … remaining silent is not an option.

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