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Opinions of Friday, 16 April 2010

Columnist: Biakoye, Nana

The Elephants Are Panicking & Begging For Mercy!

My people, do you know that the arrogant elephants are now panicking and running to people under the umbrella to beg for justice to be tampered with mercy? Do you know?

Well, if you don’t know, Nana Biakoye is telling you for a fact that the elephants are beginning to shit in their pants. Swa!!!

Last year, they were all over the place making “paah paah” thinking that nobody will be able to touch them.

As far as they were concerned, their senseless noise was going to be enough to force the Government into a corner so that no prosecution will take place. Of course, the elephants were getting some silly assurances from some people under the umbrella hence their brazen arrogance and the hurling of insults at the President and those of us under the umbrella.

Well, the time is ripe, and they are now panicking and begging because they are afraid of going to jail.

I can tell you for a fact that people like Asabee are using the backdoor to try and beg for his case to be dropped.

Yes, Asabee is begging ooo Asabee is begging. Danduruwa!!!

They are foreseeing themselves in jail carrying shit pans and so they are now begging.

Just imagine Asabee carrying a shit pan and crying; it would be a nice sight huh?

In his days of glory, Asabee had the audacity to tell us that if we are hungry, we should eat kokonte and drink gutter water. He will end up in jail and drink urine. Thieving bastard!!!

I ask; what are they begging for?

Do they think that we are going to allow them to get away with their loot? No way!

Have you noticed the way Kwadwo Mpiani is looking frail?

The man is so scared that I hear that he wakes up in the middle of the night crying. Poor Mugu Yaro!

The way the face is not fine can you imagine what it would look like in the middle of the night when he is crying? He would look like a “Kakai”. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Yes, Kwadwo Mpiani (the all powerful man who told Parliament to go to hell when they asked him to account for the Ghana@50 monies) is now waking up in the middle of the night and crying “maa maa maa” like a newborn baby hungry for breast milk.

Is it not sad that after all the money that he has, Kwadwo Mpiani is growing lean?

I saw him the other day and but for his Mugu Yaro head, I would not have made him out.

So what was the sense in enriching himself and now suffering and growing lean? While Kwadwo Mpiani is suffering, his girlfriend, Sheila Sackey, is blowing time “waa waa waa.”

Do you remember Sheila Sackey?

She is the little girl who Kwadwo Mpiani turned into a millionaire by putting her in-charge of Presidential Households.

In that position, the little girl made a lot of cash.

Indeed, a lot of the jobs that were supposed to have been done by state protocol was done by Sheila and you can imagine the amount of money she made in the process.

Well, too bad for Kwadwo Mpiani because should he end up in jail, there is no way Sheila will visit him.

She will be spending time with her newfound lover.

You think Sheila would waste her time visiting old Mugu Yaro in jail when she can find a younger lover and be having fun?

Who knows, the schemer that she is, she may already be warming the bed of some NDC functionary who has fallen for her charm.

You see how some men can make fools of themselves?

So what has it profited Kwadwo Mpiani after gaining the whole world and now losing his soul?

Apart from Kwadwo Mpiani and Asabee, a lot of them are begging for mercy. I have heard of a female elephant who is prepared to allow some men under the umbrella to sleep with her if that is what will make the state drop charges against her husband.

Yes, that is how desperate they have become.

Today they are begging huh? Naniama!!!

When they were chopping our money “fuka fuka”, little did they know that they day of reckoning will come.

Look at the way they destroyed Ghana Airways so they could benefit from it? What kind of wicked and evil animals did we allow to mismanage the affairs of state for 8 years?

It really saddens my heart that today, Kwame Nkrumah’s Ghana cannot boast of a single airplane.

It is a shame!!!

Honestly, these people must be punished severely for the manner in which they looted and plundered the nation’s wealth.

As for Ataa Ayi K4 since he seems to be in the mood to be going to court to lend support to members of his looting brigade, he should ready himself for more days in court because lots more thieves are going to be hauled before the courts.

As for the begging, the elephants shouldn’t waste their time on it because it won’t work.

They will go to jail and rot there because that is where they belong. Dzuluei!!!

Nana Biakoye