Opinions of Saturday, 17 April 2004
Columnist: Fukuor, J. A.
Countrymen and women, loyalists and opponents,
I hope you had a very good Easter celebration. I had a good time myself ? in spite of the speculations that I had illegally poked my stick in a certain aperture and declined to accept responsibility for the twin products of my libidinous impropriety. I know that you people can be very gullible sometimes and many of you have already been taken in by this overzealous attempt to soil my reputation.