Team B’s Pungent Vulgarity: Mills Fails to Hear, See, or Smell It

*By Akadu Ntiriwa Mensema, Ph. D.

“A Deputy Minister of Information, Mr. S. Okudzeto Ablakwa, has described as
mischievous, deceitful and hypocritical, Nana Akufo-Addo’s recent controversial
statement that in ten years, he would take Ghana to the ‘Promised Land’ of
transformation and industrialization” (Ghanaweb March 19, 2011).

“Mr. Kobby Acheampong in recent times has insulted and denigrated residents of
Kumasi and the countryside, by his ‘infamous ‘cocoase kurasenii’ outburst. He
again, just last week, unprovoked, has described the Nana Akufo-Addo, as an
untidy person and a fruitcake (mad man)” (Ghanaweb March 22, 2010).
“The Deputy Minister of Water Resources, Works and Housing, Dr. Hannah Louisa
Bissiw, has lashed out at Nana Addo Dankwa Akufo-Addo, the New Patriotic Party
(NPP) Presidential candidate for the 2012 elections, describing him as a ‘sexy
old fool’ (Ghanaweb, March 23, 2011).

Our rupturing President Mills
Coming apart at the seams
Atta Mess-iah Mills
Bearing JJ’s pet names
Ah! With pride of place
Simpa Mills
Snail Mills
Konongo Mills
Mortuary Mills
Who born dog Mills

Mills’ infrastructure of Team B
His TRINITYof incompetence
Of TRIBALISMS
Of TRIVIALITIES
Of TRIFLING
The ASOMDWEHENE
Shepherding rabid foot-soldiers
Sheltering political buffoons
Dr Honey Bissiw, the Dr of lice
Kobby Acheampong, the liar
Okudzeto Ablakwa, the liar

President Mills
Yes who is that
Do you know me
No! Who is that
You don’t know me
Your name please
Oh! Special Team B
Who appointed you
Oh! Sir, Prof. Awonoor
Ah I see Volta boys
Are you Stan Dogbe
No, Sir you got it wrong
But Team B alright
Right! Just Team B, Sir
And what’s your name
I am just one of us
You mean one of them
One of the doctors
Yes, Dr. Tony Aidoo
The master of insults
Oh yes Dr. Bissiw
The Cuban Doctor
She who milks lice

We worship visionless Heroes
Mills’ patented incompetence
Of harboring the uncouth
Of harboring political pigs
Of foul pigs that like mud
Mills is mudslinging rewards
Of rewarding liars
Of rewarding goons
Of rewarding rascals
Of rewarding buffoons
Of rewarding mediocrity
Of rewarding divisiveness
Of rewarding Drs who milk lice

Mills’ incompetence
Showcases like a petal
Petal-ed by his Ministers
Pigs in the mud of politics
Empowering dirt, filth
Empowering rudeness
Hooting at Mills’ damp sun
Snail’s sun that dries up hope

Mills is watershed-ing them
Harboring uncouth boys/girls
Simpa Atta Mills can’t see
Snail Atta Mills can’t hear
His Keta School Boys
But the VOTERS can see
See NDC’s lunatic poise
Of Hannah Bissiw
Of Okudzeto Ablakwa
Of Kobby Acheampong
Of Tony Aidoo
Of Fifi Kwettey
Of Ama Benyiwa Doe
But the voters can hear
Murmurings of lunatics
But the voters can smell out
NDC’s stench lunatic grace
Dialogue of heretics
Of fraudulent truth
Of visceral disrespect
Of spasms of bigotry
Of panorama of recklessness
The endemic plague of the NDC
Of uncouth Ministers
Of Rabid footsoldiers
Mills’ toxins unleashed on us

*Akadu N. Mensema, Ph. D., is a nationalist Denkyira beauty. She is a trained
oral historian cum sociologist and Professor in the USA. She lives in
Pennsylvania with her great mentor and teaches Africa-area studies at a college
in Maryland. In her pastime, she writes what critics have called “populist
hyperbolic, satirical” poetry. She can be reached at akadumensema@yahoo.com