Mathematics Of Ghanaian Politics: NPP + NDC = ?

I’ve developed a set of political mathematical equations that explains our goals and aims of our political parties. Enjoy!

NPP + NRC = JJR

• NPP = No Proper Planning
• NRC = Nail Rawlings Clandestinely
• JJR = Jaguar Jokers Rebirth
• Explanation: With no proper planning, the investigation into crimes against humanity - a hidden agenda to embarrass a former president – turned out to be a comical act, which would have made the 1970s concert group “Jaguar Jokers” proud.

• NPP = National Pick Pockets
• NDC = National Destruction Continues
• NEPAD = Never Expect Progress And Development
• EXPLANATION: This equation should explain why we are where we are after 8 years of NDC & 6 years of NPP. NEPAD(aka KneePad) will not save us.

• NPP = Narcotics Peddlers Party
• HIPC = HIPC Increased Poverty Considerably
• MCA = Many Cocaine Addicts
• Explanation: The Narcotics Peddles Party(NPP) Have Increased Poverty, Creating(HIPC) Many Cocaine Addicts (MCA)

• GBC = Ghana Begging Constantly
• NPP = Nation Plundered Persistently
• ECOWAS = Every Criminal On West Africa Subcontinent
• Explanation: The consistent begging (from western countries), while some people continue to plunder from the national coffers, have created a nation of criminals

CPP + PNC = SOS

• CPP = Confused People Praying
• PNC = Presents No Challenge
• SOS = Same Old Sh*t
• Explanation: If you think the CPP and PNC are better than the NPP & NDC, then welcome to La La Land

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