Letter From The Prez: Presidential beauty pageant

Countrymen and women, loyalists and opponents welcome to the New Year, our jubilee year.
I wish you all the best even though I am sure most of you will still be struggling to make ends meet by the time the year comes to an end. I am sorry, I am not God and there is very little I can do about your situation. All I can say is that keep hope alive and, when it comes to what I am doing in power, don’t settle for less. Like they say “shine your eyes”, open your ears but don’t believe every thing you hear and make your voice heard with every opportunity you get.