Letter From The President: In search of Greener Pastures

Countrymen and women, loyalists and opponents,

ankobea folks and been-to hustlers, today, I am glad to inform you that I am in love. I am in love with the Internet. It is such a fascinating invention that whenever I log on to my favourite websites, I say ?thank you? to those whose brain cells invented the world wide web and pray to God to grant them free, unlimited stay in one of His five-star heavenly hotels.

It was never my intention to tell you about my fascination with the internet because, knowing how fussy you people are, I feared that I would be criticized for wasting my time surfing websites when I should be cracking my brain to solve your problems. Well, your problems are too many and I like to spend very little time thinking about them. Otherwise, I will grow old earlier than expected and, who knows, I might even die for a headache induced by those problems. I spend just about 30 minutes in a day thinking about your problems and how best they can be resolved.