Opinions of Friday, 24 July 2009

Columnist: Biakoye, Nana

Kufuor Descends Into The Gutter!!!

John Agyekum Kofi Diawuo “50 Cents” Kufuor, the despicable thieving immoral character who for eight years turned Kwame Nkrumah’s Ghana into a den of thieves; a haven for drug barons; a place for homosexuals and pedophiles, as well as land flowing with immorality and sin, has decided to “bring himself”.

Kufuor, who, because of the low-level to which he descended into the gutters by hanging expensive gold chains around his neck, and was likened to the chain-wearing US rap artist, 50 Cents, has decided to jump into a very stinking gutter and some of us will make sure that we make the gutter stink some more by pissing and shitting on him.

What the hell was Kufuor talking about when he granted that senseless interview to Kennedy Agyepong’s cocaine Oman FM?

Obviously, he timed the interview to coincide with the visit of President Obama.

Kufuor was hoping that the NDC will chase that interview and not focus on the historic visit of President Obama.

Yes, that stupid interview was meant to get the NDC to be hitting back and creating a war situation between Kufuor and the NDC.

Well, the attempted foolish diversion did not work as the NDC sensibly chose to concentrate on the historic visit.

The visit is over; all went well, and it is time to deal with the gross idiocy of Kufuor.

Kufuor says he will not borrow money to buy “chinchinga” and drink tea isn’t it?

“Yoo” we have heard!

We want to tell Kufuor that it is better to borrow money and use it to buy chinchinga than borrow money and use to have raw sex all over the world.

We want to tell Kufuor that it is better to borrow money and use it for chinchinga than borrow money and use to have sex with Giselle Yatjzi.

We want to tell Kufuor that it is better to borrow money and use it for chinchinga than to borrow money and use it to have sex with his numerous Ghanaian concubines.

We want to tell Kufuor that it is better to borrow money and use it for chinchinga than borrow money and use to buy expensive gold chains to hang around his neck and look like a dog being sent to a dog fair.

We want tell Kufuor that it is better to borrow money and use it for chinchinga than borrow money and use it to get drunk, get hold up in a hotel room, and miss a scheduled interview on VOA.

We want to tell Kufuor that is better to borrow money and use to buy chinchinga than borrow money and use it have raw sex at an AIDS conference.

We want to tell Kufuor that it is better to borrow money and use it to buy chinchinga than borrow money and use it to junket all over the world and pay huge per diem to himself, his concubines, media hangers-on and praise singers.

We want to tell Kufuor that it is better to borrow money and use it buy chinchinga than borrow money and give it to his son to buy an $8 million hotel and build a shopping mall at a place that causes traffic to thousands of Ghanaians on a daily basis.

It is better to borrow money and buy chinchinga than borrow money and use to renovate a national security safe house just for the purpose of having raw sex there with numerous sluts.

For eight horrendous years, what did Kufuor achieve as President of Kwame Nkrumah’s Ghana?

We ask again; what did Kufuor achieve as President of Kwame Nkrumah’s Ghana?

For eight long years, all Kufuor did, was to destroy the moral fiber of the nation.

Kufuor was so immoral that he allowed Religious and Moral Education to be removed from the curriculum of Basic Schools.

Kufuor was so immoral that he impregnated his own niece and shipped her off to the United States.

During the eight years that Kufuor was in-charge, Ghana became and major hub for the illicit drug trade.

International drug barons virtually took over the country and operated with impunity.

It was during the tenure of Kufuor that an NPP MP was busted in the USA for trafficking heroin.

It was during the period of Kufuor that homosexuals from all over the world chose Ghana as the place where they will have their international conference.

It was during the period that young men all over Ghana started having sex with each other and increasing the homosexual population in Ghana.

It was during the “get rich by all means” period of Kufuor that the 419 and “sakawa” menace found space in Ghana.

And Kufuor has the impudence of a cocaine-choked simpleton to say that he achieved more than Osagyefo Dr. Kwame Nkrumah? Ah! Ah! Ah!

Honestly, we will not be surprised to hear that Kufuor was heavily toasted on his favourite Chevas Regal whisky at the time he was granting the interview.

Kufuor says he did better than Nkrumah? Apiiiitor!!!

Kufuor certainly did better than Nkrumah when it comes to setting stinking and horrible records but when we are talking about moving the nation forward, Kufuor comes nowhere near Nkrumah.

Even the late Kutu Acheampong did far better than the lazy and idiotic Kufuor.

This John Agyekum Kofi Diawuo “50 Cents” Kufuor character really thinks highly of himself.

The African Union has set aside Nkrumah’s 21st September, birthday as a special day on its calendar because of the mighty works of the man; and Kufuor says he achieved more than Nkrumah? “E ye morbor!!!”

Nkrumah was voted the African personality of the past millennium; and Kufuor says he achieved more than Nkrumah? Look at the devil trying to say that he is whiter than snow.

This Kufuor jerk must really be an alcohol-filled dreamer.

If I want to go on and on about this disgraceful Kufuor character, I may not end.

On behalf of the majority of right-thinking Ghanaians, we want Kufuor to know that we have never respected him for obvious reasons and now that he has descended into a very smelly gutter, we will oblige him and piss all over him.

If Kufuor wants to be treated like one of those uneducated NPP serial callers, he will get what he asking for.

Kufuor is a complete waste pipe and I believe that God allowed such a major league asshole to become President so that we will experience first had how God uses the foolish to confound the wise.

Nonsensical Kufuor!!!!

Nana Biakoye (A True Patriot)