Opinion: Is Eazzy a Joker?

EAZZY! EAZZY! EAZZY! Wonders shall never end. Somebody please pinch me so I awake from my dream, because I can’t still believe that, that was Eazzy in the Wengeze video.

That video to me was simple and on point, but I hear it raised a lot of unwarranted arguments from perverts and saints alike. You see I don’t blame them; this Eazzy girl has been teasing the men with her fair back side and greasy boobs so when she does a video they expect to see more of that, anything but that is a taboo. I know it might be late to talk about this matter but I refuse to be normal so I would still talk about it.

The video according to press release I saw on a few websites from Lynx entertainment was self explanatory, only illiterates would still carry on the upheaval but on a more serious note Eazzy too (……small dey your inside…I mean you fool small). A piece of advice if for any reason your music career should come to an abrupt end( God forbid) try stand up comedy, who knows you might be the next Kathy Griffin.

A lot of pageantries are underway as I have noticed since I came back and my thesis has been well justified. None of the pretty faces makes it to pageants anymore, I think a competition like Ghana’s Most Beautiful must be renamed Ghana’s Most Ugly, and oh this year’s Miss Malaika girls are “not not not”) pardon my slang…I have official permission from above to use it….which above….It doesn’t concern you.

But if you think there are enough fearful girls in the aforementioned pageantries wait till you see the contestants in the Face of Legon, that show must be abolished and sanctified by Rev. Dr. Ebenezer Prophet 1 immediately or else hell would break loose.

Once again as I pen down I would like to apologize to my faithful fans and loyal followers for my absence, like I said earlier I am back and fully back and this time as compensation I would be doing two pieces every week, my name is Ephraim Amoo II, call me Africa’s finest and the voice of the dead, see you in my upcoming piece.