New study indicates male genitalia is shrinking

In news that could affect every man’s pride, a new Italian study shows male genitalia is shrinking.

The leaders of the study say they have genuine research that indicates the average penis size is about 10 percent small than it was a half-century ago. While the study does not say how the research was conducted or give numbers, it provides several reasons for the decrease in size. Those reasons include stress, smoking, weight gain and alcohol. Researchers also claim air pollution has been shown to lead to the shrinkage.