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Rumor Mill of Tuesday, 5 February 2008

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Kufuor's closed door meeting with NPP elders

Reliable information avilable has it that the president has had to convene an emergency meeting with the NPP council of elders to address ways to curb people's perception about Addo Dankwa's drug usage even though they all can testify to the fact that it is true and can dent the party's chances of winning the election.

Insiders have revealed how the president shed tears as he addressed the gathering. And I quote in twi:

Ye nyinara nim se Addo Dankwa nom wee ene cocaine ena yegyina ho aa ma atanfo enya yen sei, eh! Wo ka bribiara kyere noa ontie. Literaly meaning:

WE ALL KNOW ADDO DANKWA IS A WEE SMOKER AND USES COCAINE, HOW CAN WE ALLOW OURSELVES TO BE RIDICULED BY OUR ENEMIES, EH! WHEN YOU TELL HIM ANYTHING HE DOESN'T LISTEN.

At the meeting were very high ranking officials who seriously expressed their misgivings about the choice of their presidential nominee. At the said meeting, heads were rolling as they knew very serious revelations about Akufu Addo's drug addiction will surface very soon and with their own dombo antics, there are plans to end Adddo Dankwa's life mysteriously to allow for fresh elections so to speak because they all know 100% that there is no way the NPP can win elections with Addo as a candidate. And more so they all are awre of the fact that he was busted in the US with some amount of coke on him, which alone dents his image in international circles. The issue of his mouth stinking of the weed if you get closer is another bomb shell and seriously, the party heirachy is in dilema.

At the moment the meeting has been reconevened pending his arrival from his detoxification excercise.

One coment the president made to a confidant is that "Infact we have to seriously beef up our smear campaigne at Atta Mills's health propaganda"

More to follow..