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THE SECRET TO NDC SUCCESS

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2008-11-27 17:50:14


THE SECRET TO NDC SUCCESS

Dedicated (in alphabetical order) to alexis, BAFO, DAWU, Dela, Django, Energy, JEEPERS CREEPERS, KASA BARIMA, Koo Boateng, mouth, RealPatriot, Richard Nii Amarh, Togbi Blegemalah, ZEO and all the other NDC supporters of SIL.

You want insults? Come and get them!

Nuff Respect, Bajan.

THE SECRET TO NDC SUCCESS - (A twelve point plan)

1. Begin by fetching your mother. (If your mother is dead, you can use a daughter, grandmother, aunt or one of your nearest living female blood relatives as a substitute.)

2. Strip her naked.

3. Place her on the ground so that she is lying on her back.

4. Remove all your clothes.

5. Stand between your mother's legs and turn around so that your back is facing her.

6. Bend your knees and lower your body half-way to the ground.

7. Grasp each of your mother's legs from behind the knees.

8. Extending your arms outwards, still grasping your mothers legs, lower your body completely until your anus makes firm contact with your mother's vagina.

9. Excrete your faeces into your mother's vagina.

10. Release her legs and turn your body around so that you are kneeling and facing her.

11. Grasp your mother's legs again and raise them outwards as wide open as possible.

12. Lower your mouth into your mother's vagina and eat the faeces.

Congratulations! You now have an NDC mouth with which you can spread filthy, stinking LIES.

[This is an authentic posting from Bajan (Registered User)]
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